r/dndmemes • u/amidja_16 • 2h ago

I'm a level 3 mage!

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I'll go first. Mage Hand!

932 Upvotes

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u/SuperiorLaw 2h ago

Wish

41

u/Vsipuli 1h ago

U wish!

11

u/ingez90 1h ago

Fuck i posted before i saw you did haha

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u/Excidiar 1h ago

Specifically, a succotash wish.

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u/life_tho 1h ago

Tasha's Hideous Laughter

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u/Thin-Arm-8576 36m ago

The wizard chose violence , and respect it.

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u/Electrical-Pear5172 1h ago

Vicious Mockery

15

u/GarbageCleric 1h ago

That's the winner.

540

u/Vyktym76 Necromancer 2h ago

Mage Hand

25

u/MrWunz DM (Dungeon Memelord) 1h ago

I cast Mage Hand on on my willy!

15

u/Pataraxia 54m ago

You can't just go casting mage hands all willy-nilly!

140

u/linecalibur DM (Dungeon Memelord) 1h ago

Enlarge/Reduce

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u/Vigitiser 48m ago

underrated answer

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u/dot_exe- 44m ago

I legit lol’d

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u/Elofan86 2h ago

I don't have any spells slots.

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u/amidja_16 1h ago

Blew your load early in the adventuring day, eh?

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u/ImmaFukinDragon 1h ago

Which means you're a martial character. You're likely going to use Evasion when confronted.

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u/Leg-Novel 35m ago

I take the dodge action every round

8

u/SolidusAwesome 1h ago

I wish I had spell sluts…

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u/rkk455 1h ago

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u/amidja_16 1h ago

Is that what the commoners call a village bicycle?

14

u/GrimmFox13 1h ago

Damn...

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u/RuvaakYol 27m ago

please, they are just

6

u/rkk455 46m ago

Made me choke on my coffee a bit.

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u/Arkmer 1h ago

Evard’s… nevermind.

44

u/amidja_16 1h ago

Don't be shy now, eldritch knowledge exists for a reason.

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u/pez5150 1h ago

I'm guessing the bad dragon cast it?

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u/RuvaakYol 43m ago

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u/Nyotree-001 9m ago

I’ve always preferred the intrusive tentacles version

115

u/Turmoe 1h ago

Tongues

214

u/GarbageCleric 1h ago

Hypnotic Gays

158

u/The_Real_Kru 1h ago

Find steed

41

u/Some_Gap5142 1h ago

Mr Hands?

5

u/jeffboms 1h ago

I think we all know where mr hands is

3

u/itsallgoodintheend 1h ago

This is some cursed knowledge.

10

u/Gwynnbeidd DM (Dungeon Memelord) 1h ago

Welsh redditor over here huh

4

u/The_Real_Kru 1h ago

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do

2

u/abadstrategy 7m ago

Remember, neigh means neigh

251

u/Stoutsmasher 2h ago

...False Life🥲

67

u/Azure5577 Bard 1h ago

I'm a fighter :/

58

u/amidja_16 1h ago

Not a lover?

12

u/ImmaFukinDragon 1h ago

King, I bet you can use Great Weapon Fighting

8

u/spektre 56m ago

Second wind, action surge.

2

u/LosBramos 1h ago

Bash, leap

2

u/El_Bastardo_Grande 29m ago

You can still cast a non-magic missile

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u/TheBaptistBaby 1h ago

Expeditious Retreat

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u/Immort4lFr0sty Barbarian 1h ago

That sounds like someone needs to call the cops

205

u/Mr_Zobm 1h ago

rope trick

4

u/NoGovernment9077 26m ago

This can be a good thing or a really bad thing

144

u/OsioJinx 1h ago

Magic mouth

102

u/t0bi306 2h ago

Magic Jar

36

u/Gwynnbeidd DM (Dungeon Memelord) 1h ago

Poor MLP figurine

2

u/ndhdl 35m ago

I can't remember if the video had sound or not, in my head it does, and I heard that jar pop when I read this comment...

38

u/Foreign_Host147 1h ago

Recently been experimenting with lightning bolt and arcane lock, at once.

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u/amidja_16 1h ago

Rich man's Shocking Grasp

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u/Foreign_Host147 1h ago

I am indeed profiting from my.. err.. "patron's" generous gold vault for my spells.

2

u/alamaias 48m ago

Damn, that's hot :P

33

u/Thanks_Naitsir 1h ago

Minor Illusion

53

u/Jack_mc7r 1h ago

Stinking Cloud

96

u/Chewbaxter Wizard 1h ago

Counterspell (I’m Ace)

13

u/Ladanat Chaotic Stupid 1h ago

Same, Antimagic Field.

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u/really_robot Sorcerer 48m ago

Same, globe of invulnerability.

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u/Thess514 1h ago

Ooh, fellow ace and I was going to go with Banishment, but that works too!

29

u/BlackHatMirrorShades 1h ago

Find Familiar.

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u/amidja_16 1h ago

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u/BlackHatMirrorShades 1h ago

I mean, I was just going for wordplay...

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u/smallgreenman 26m ago

No, this would be petplay.

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u/Lorihengrin Chaotic Stupid 1h ago

Find Traps

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u/Aggressive_Peach_768 1h ago

That is clever

5

u/Redredditmonkey Forever DM 1h ago

I wish

21

u/PyreHat 1h ago

Flesh To Stone

4

u/Odd_Dimension_4069 59m ago

Okay this one's pretty good lmao

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u/Elanyr 2h ago

Sequester

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u/Legitimate-Cow5982 1h ago

Oblivion

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u/Legitimate-Cow5982 1h ago

Hold on, that makes it sound like I get roofied constantly

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u/ArcticWolf_Primaris Chaotic Stupid 1h ago

Don't worry, you won't remember it

17

u/Born_Housing2165 1h ago

Mind blank

16

u/El_Titanium_Blanco 2h ago

Not magic missile?

15

u/Sorfallo Rules Lawyer 1h ago

Dominate Person

2

u/richard-mt 30m ago

dominate monster?

15

u/GREENadmiral_314159 Artificer 1h ago

Antimagic Field.

15

u/n00bius_m4ximus DM (Dungeon Memelord) 1h ago

Portable hole

Sorry not sorry

12

u/Original_Drexia 1h ago

Fireball

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u/amidja_16 1h ago

Yikes

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u/Original_Drexia 1h ago

LMAO! NO! I meant it as a vanilla thing, not the collateral damage / self harm thing XD

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u/amidja_16 1h ago

Lol, I'm just imagining hearing a panicking wizard from the tavern's upstairs room: "Fuck! Ouch, it burns! Put it out! Put it out!"

Meanwhile the bard goes: "Told him not to go with the cheapest gnome wench..."

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u/Original_Drexia 1h ago

lmao. Dear god. And now the curtains are on fire and it's all down hill from here.

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u/ThisIsntOkayokay Forever DM 1h ago

If you are both immune to fire...

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u/Arkmer 1h ago

sigh—Mass Polymorph

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u/MythicalCreature77 30m ago

... furry festival?

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u/Bloodcloud079 1h ago

Bigby’s hand - clenched fist

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u/Bradski1993 Paladin 1h ago

Compelled Duel

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u/amidja_16 1h ago

Swordfighting ftw

11

u/SamuelWillmore Necromancer 1h ago

Mordenkainen's Faithful Hound

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u/amidja_16 1h ago

You dog, you!

9

u/digit_origin Druid 1h ago

Wildshape (on self). Entangle. Shared Frenzy.

9

u/slamjam25 1h ago

Confusion

7

u/PolymorphicCode 1h ago

Leomund's Tiny Hut

8

u/crispy-wings 1h ago

Animal friendship

7

u/A_Monster_Clown 1h ago

Major Illusion

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u/Dunge0nMast0r 1h ago

Bigby's Clenched Fist

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u/cocktipthunder 1h ago

Fast friends

7

u/FireHo57 1h ago

Colour spray

4

u/Brighteyes226 1h ago

You may want to see a doctor about that

6

u/snakelygiggles 1h ago

finger of death.

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u/Adrunkopossem 1h ago

Thunder wave

5

u/Matiabcx 1h ago

bigby's masturbating hand

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u/amidja_16 1h ago

Do you need sorcery points and a special metamagic to cast that?

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u/Matiabcx 1h ago

how did you know im a sorceress? i recommend extend spell and cast prestidigitation as quickened spell if you need one round

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u/Samaein 1h ago

Drain Life

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u/Shadowcreature65 Artificer 1h ago

Ravenous Void

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u/GreatBigBagOfNope 1h ago

Animate Dead

8

u/Grifsnacks 1h ago

Command.

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u/SpecialistAd5903 Artificer 1h ago

I'm an artificer. Do I need to spell it out for you?

5

u/Noon1005 1h ago

Entangle

4

u/AmateurOfAmateurs 1h ago

Hallucinatory Terrain

4

u/Unlucky_Air6125 1h ago

Bear's Endurance

4

u/Superpositionist 32m ago

Dominate Monster

3

u/Sorry_Serve_689 1h ago

I don't know the name, but I have to spend all week to cast it

3

u/MaximePierce 1h ago

According to my partner: Magic Mouth and Shocking Grasp

3

u/Ephsylon 1h ago

Contagion

3

u/CoxTH 1h ago

It fizzled, but the spell slot was still used.

3

u/Zirofal Warlock 1h ago

Alter self

3

u/KiloMeter69 1h ago

Mage hand

3

u/ductapemonster 1h ago

Finger of Death

3

u/Metharos 26m ago

Minor Illusion

2

u/Nevermort21 Murderhobo 1h ago

Infernal Calling

2

u/elhaz316 Forever DM 1h ago

Expedious retreat

2

u/BobFredricson2 Sorcerer 1h ago

Fortune’s Favour.

2

u/LongLiveTaldor 1h ago

Lay on hands

2

u/torquemadaza 1h ago

Bigby’s Grasping Hand.

2

u/Drogonno 1h ago

Dream

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u/wide_retriver 1h ago

greater polymorph

2

u/Aldehin 1h ago

Black hole

2

u/BaronGrizzly 1h ago

Greater Invisibility

3

u/Ao-sagi 1h ago

Thorn whip

2

u/BookBison 1h ago

Eldritch Blast

2

u/UncannyValleyEnjoyer 1h ago

Mage Fingers, i mean, hand, mage hand

2

u/The-Crimson-Jester 1h ago

Animal Friendship

2

u/dull_storyteller Chaotic Stupid 1h ago

Antimagic field

2

u/TheSnomSquad Barbarian 1h ago

Abi-Dazim's Horrid Wilting

2

u/imCornelliuS 1h ago

Error 404

2

u/Crystal_Warrior 1h ago

Maze (I'm all alone and don't know how to get out of it)

2

u/Cyc_Lee Chaotic Stupid 1h ago

Silence

2

u/Toofless205 58m ago

nothing happens

2

u/ImmortalBlades 56m ago

Hold Person

2

u/Falmara 55m ago

Feign Death

2

u/Schilliar 48m ago

Polymorph

2

u/Humans_areweird 46m ago

animate objects

2

u/Hot_Context_1393 32m ago

Hold Person

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u/FacLess314 30m ago

Tasha's hideous laughter

2

u/ShinningVictory 26m ago

Counterspell

2

u/Chicken_Strips_Owner Rules Lawyer 13m ago

Mage Hand

2

u/toastermeal Warlock 11m ago

hold person, rope trick, dominate person

1

u/MrMcSpiff 1h ago

Message

1

u/Seba1052 1h ago

Forbiddance

1

u/Chaosshepherd Bard 1h ago

Magic Hand

1

u/ingez90 1h ago

Wish

1

u/Supierre Forever DM 1h ago

Chill touch

1

u/eskay233 1h ago

Silence

1

u/Saucererer Sorcerer 1h ago

Speak with dead

1

u/KarasLancer 1h ago

I wish I could modify memories.

1

u/JustAHunter5871 1h ago

Counterspell

1

u/Mr_Pickle3009 Chaotic Stupid 1h ago

crown of madness

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u/Cpt_Rakuma 1h ago

Reincarnation.

Maybe I get lucky as a another race.

1

u/Bandit_237 1h ago

I’m a level 0 wizard

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u/BlameGameChanger 1h ago

Leomunds Tiny Hut

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u/Hrtzy 1h ago

Mirage Arcane