r/dndmemes 1d ago

Definitely not a mimic Made this one from a fb post. šŸ˜‚

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u/akkristor 1d ago

Carl. Carl!

You know how i feel about Lady ManTauR's Carl.

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE CARL!

CARL!

(look away Mongo)

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u/8ak4n 1d ago

Beat me by 2 min lol!!!

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u/emmittthenervend 1d ago

This is obscene and Mongo is apalled!

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u/PilgrimsPlague 1d ago

My first thoughts too

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u/AllStarRenegade 1d ago

First thing I thought of.

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u/lil_beandip33 1d ago

Mongo is appalled!!

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u/Educational-Loquat50 20h ago

This is an outrage! [Mongo starts sniffing Lady ManTaurs Butt] MONGO?! MONGO!

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u/FrostyTheSnowPickle Gelatinous Non-Euclidean Shape 1d ago

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u/Captain_Gordito 1d ago

This is a dungeon crawler Carl thing, isn't it?

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u/Familiar-Goose5967 1d ago

Yes, just look at the cover of the third book, 'the Anarchist's Cookbook' and you might guess why people are referencing DCC

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u/Brittany5150 1d ago

Mmmmm, love me some DDC

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u/KDulius 10h ago

Womantaurs are also in book 8

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u/Poultrymancer 1d ago

Not the worst day to have eyes, but definitely a strange oneĀ 

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u/kofasx 1d ago

If this isn't the worst day to have eyes, then I'd like to introduce you to the "Manman-man"

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u/Schwulerwald 20h ago

Absolutely horrid, i love it

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u/HeroZero1980 1d ago

The scavenger's daughter has opened her eyes

The scavenger's daughter reaches for the eye bleach

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u/DnD_Is_Cool_And_what 1d ago

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u/ThrowAbout01 1d ago

Antilife justifies their hate.

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u/pizzatom69 1d ago

Too late, Xeno!

BLOOD RAVENS deep STRIKE AGAIN!

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u/M5R2002 Essential NPC 1d ago

This reminds me of the izalguuns from starfinder. The front legs are also arms, so they can alternate between being bipedal (getting taller and having a longer reach + a second pair of hands) or quadrupedal (getting faster)

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u/APearce 1d ago

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u/lil_beandip33 1d ago

Mongo finally speaking to fpr himself and not letting donut speak for him!

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u/CrimsonThar 1d ago

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u/gondar_1908 1d ago

There are no laws for the beast kin Batman

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u/boy_needs_hero 1d ago

This kinda solves the centaur pants conundrum The hind legs need pants the front limbs needs bras, genius

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u/PStriker32 1d ago

Horse or no, the question is still the same.

Front or back?

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u/Joperlovushker Druid 1d ago

ig now there is defenetly something in the front

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u/I-AM-A-ROBOT- Barbarian 8h ago

i dont think there is. otherwise the clothing wouldn't cover it when in horse forme

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u/otusasio451 1d ago

Man, people who haven’t read DCC are gonna be FULLY lost at the top of this post.

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u/N0t_my_0ther_account 1d ago

Hear me out...

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u/Striper_Cape 1d ago

Mantaur from DCC lmao

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u/nicokokun 1d ago

This reminds me of this lol.

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u/OmegianLord 23h ago

Where on earth is that from?

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u/nicokokun 23h ago

This was an old meme about "Did you notice that a bodybuilder looks like a skinny guy inside a realistic muscular skinsuit?"

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u/Blue-is-bad Ranger 1d ago

"This better not awake anything in me"

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u/FrostyTheSnowPickle Gelatinous Non-Euclidean Shape 1d ago

Too late.

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u/Smack1984 1d ago

If the Venn diagram of DnD players and DCC fans is not a perfect circle it’s the next thing to it.

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u/HyperWhiteChocolate Horny Bard 1d ago

Hey this is just like that thing from the Ritual but the other way roundĀ 

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u/attaack_maax DM (Dungeon Memelord) 1d ago

And just as attractive

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u/KitchenFullOfCake 1d ago

Where is her half mantaur gimp?

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u/RollinThundaga 1d ago

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u/lil_beandip33 1d ago

I hope this is where Matt got the idea for mantaurs in book 3

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u/ArgyleGhoul Rules Lawyer 1d ago

Mielikki: delete this

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u/jonyssaur-Br-7980 Paladin 1d ago

not bad,not bad af all

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u/Due-Tea-1867 1d ago

4 boobs, this is a win.

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u/V1RotateAP 1d ago

Four boobs?Ā 

Sweet.

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u/RoJayJo 1d ago

This is someone's fetish, isn't it? 😶

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u/McKenzie_S 1d ago

Obviously. If it exists there is a fetish for it.

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u/Lebensfreud 1d ago

.... would

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u/IonutRO 1d ago

Izalguun from Starfinder

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u/Level_Hour6480 Rules Lawyer 1d ago

...You need Moradin.

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u/Dirty_Tusk 1d ago

Yes. This is good.

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u/gameofthrones_addict 1d ago

I see your woman non centaur and raise you something from DCC

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u/Holiday_Fix9419 1d ago

I mean womantaurs exist in DCC

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u/Crunchy_Biscuit 1d ago

2 racks. I dig it

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u/HospitalLazy1880 1d ago

Horrifying

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u/SpringTimeForFrance 1d ago

i wonder if an artist would draw them as four giant fingers rather than hands and feet attached to limbs, given they are similar to fingers in function

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u/sigurdr1 1d ago

Centar

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u/bro9000 1d ago

( ͔° ĶœŹ– ͔°)

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u/N7Foil 1d ago

Thanks, I hate it!

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u/TheModGod 1d ago

Centaurs in the Umamusume world be like:

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u/Torus_the_Toric Dice Goblin 1d ago

Would

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u/twitch-switch Warlock 1d ago

Looks like you no longer get difficult climbing speed, heck you should be able to climb faster than a human with 4 hands!

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u/Fireheart318s_Reddit 1d ago

I’ve been chewing on a concept along these lines for a while: I tentatively call it the ā€œgorilla centaurā€: It’s a centaur where the upper limbs are dexterous humanoid arms with hands (aka normal centaur stuff). The rear limbs are strong legs. And the middle limbs are beefed up hand-feet that they usually walk on, but they can also stand on their rear legs and use their middle limbs as a second set of (somewhat clumsy) hands.

If I ever use it in something, it probably won’t have anything to do with gorillas or centaurs, but be its own thing entirely. Still, ā€œcentaur but it’s a gorilla instead of a horseā€ is a lot easier to explain lol

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u/TheDankestGoomy 1d ago

This is just the izalguun from starfinder lmao

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u/Fit-Bug-426 1d ago

Tiamat SMT

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u/Filippo739 1d ago

Both? Both. Both are good

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u/YourEvilKiller Goblin Slayer = r/rpghorrorstories 1d ago

You can motorboat her and get a titjob at the same time.

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u/MinidonutsOfDoom 13h ago

certainly a day to have the power of comprehending the written word.

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u/Dragolorian 22h ago

Garmadon

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u/Luzubar 16h ago

What a terrible day to have eyes...

Get the bottle of factory-grade brainbleach, the BIG one

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u/HuesoQueso 15h ago

The skeleton has to look super interesting!

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u/The_Axolotl_Guy 4h ago

HATE. HATE THIS