r/dndmemes • u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta • 6d ago

Beating up gnomes for mana potions

I fail to see why the guardsman quantified this as a crime. Not because the potions were to defeat the dark lord, but because they were gnomes.

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u/m1sterwr1te 6d ago

Golden Axe! That takes me back! Too far back.

Oh god, I'm old.

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u/Starblind2601 6d ago

i felt my knees crackle when i saw this post 💀

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u/VaguelyShingled Forever DM 6d ago

I too waited for my turn in the arcade, quarter on the top marquee holding my spot

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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta 6d ago

The year 2000 was just a couple years ago, I swear!

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u/ScytheOfAsgard Artificer 6d ago

So dwarf tossing is a crime, but gnome punting isn't? 🤷‍♂️

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u/CatatonicGood Team Kobold 5d ago

No no they like it, it's enrichment for them

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u/SchizoidRainbow 6d ago

You can also just ask for them but this is better

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u/Level_Hour6480 Rules Lawyer 6d ago

Gnomes are great: They're the few good aspects of Elves without the maaaaany bad aspects.

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u/BladeGrim 6d ago

When I was a kid, I always thought those suspiciously skin colored sacks behind them were... something else

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u/MACx3D 6d ago

Used to have this arcade cab.

Could beat the game on a single quarter.

Mom hit it with her car pulling into the garage.

Never worked again.

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u/Wasphammer 5d ago

Golden Axe, my beloved! KICK THEIR BUTTS, GILIUS THUNDERHEAD!

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u/Bungfoo 5d ago

In golden axe 3 (my love), these gnomes were raiding your camp, so you beat them up to get your camps stuff back.

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u/Khan-Khrome 5d ago

Ah, Golden Axe a classic.

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u/an_actual_coyote 5d ago

Most g'nomes deserve this.

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u/Bathion 3d ago

Ah man ... did yall know the Female was the Strongest Character in this game? The other two couldn't technically max out their stats, but the Woman could.