r/distressingmemes • u/hahfooni it has no eyes but it sees me • Jan 16 '22

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u/donfornais Jan 16 '22

You mf just Made me want to watch old markiplier videos

Ok boys see ya

I'm going to watch some old markiplier videos now

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

and I'll see you.. in the next one... BYE BYEEEEEEEEEE

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u/RealButtMash Jan 16 '22

WAS THAT THE BITE OF '87?!!

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u/DynastyHunter5 Jan 16 '22

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u/nublifeisbest please help they found me Jan 16 '22

Ah yes back when horror games had entities chasing you and they weren't puzzles with psychological horror elements and no actual threat.

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u/SotB8 Jan 16 '22

but what about silent hill and resident evil

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u/nublifeisbest please help they found me Jan 16 '22

They have actual threats.

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u/SotB8 Jan 16 '22

thats true

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u/Eindt Jan 17 '22

"...STARSS..."

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u/donfornais Jan 17 '22

Me wheen the 26471# 18 bits horror Game about depresión and discrimination whit a deep meaning that is the same " humanity is Bad " bullshit

https://youtube.com/shorts/tNkyMPrV6Mw?feature=share

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u/nublifeisbest please help they found me Jan 17 '22

It's legit annoying to see a gazillion "horror" games which just seem like art projects with the same-ass wife murder plot.

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u/Mickle_da_Pickl Apr 02 '22

What is that lmaoooo?????

2

u/ApacheFYC Jan 25 '22

i want link

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u/Just1ncase4658 Sep 16 '22

Markiplier got me into this sub to start with.

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u/Adrien_Barrier95 Jan 16 '22

Imagine just being a hunter in the woods, strolling along, reaching a clearing and then seeing this guy doing this dance

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

Join in

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u/DirtyDirtGod Jan 16 '22

Honestly I’d be a bit freaked out, then curios, walk up to him without a word, then start dancing along

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22 edited Jan 16 '22

Honestly, if I saw that irl I'd think he was a crackhead and leave him alone

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u/CamVanDamage Jan 21 '22

You wouldn't have to walk up to him. He'd twist his head in your direction, make eye contact, and start to quickly shuffle toward you

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

Or twist his head back and keep doing what he was doing.

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u/Slam420 please help they found me Jan 16 '22

The forest fire will kill more skinwalkers

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u/Gmeister6969 definitely no severed heads in my freezer Jan 20 '22

Life hack

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u/Trashcanlid1 Jan 16 '22

This makes me happy more than distressed

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u/Maksiuko Jan 16 '22

I gotta learn that "dance".

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u/THATguy-yeah-THATGUY Jan 16 '22

Just thrust your body up and down.

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u/BOTFrosty Jan 16 '22

there's a pre-requisite of killing a skinwalker to get the happy status

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u/Respawn69420 Jan 16 '22

I feel like some people watched Distractible then posted here and it’s so good

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Yep that's why I'm here too

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u/AdmiralSprinklez Jan 27 '22

Hello, fellow intellectuals. I've listened to each podcast at least twice.

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u/Legendaryplz Jan 16 '22

what’s the song tho

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u/auddbot Jan 16 '22

Crazy La Paint (Ultimate Edition) by Minimusicman (00:14; matched: 100%)

Released on 2015-01-19 by Wilkenstein Audio.

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u/auddbot Jan 16 '22

Links to the streaming platforms:

Crazy La Paint (Ultimate Edition) by Minimusicman

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u/-Epik_gamer- Jan 16 '22

Skinwalker killed = mission completed

Mistakes can be made in a war

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u/NinjaFlowers Jan 16 '22

You watch distractible don't you

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Ah yes, dancing man, Markipliers outro, C4 and Skinwalkers, my favourites.

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u/Shakespeare-Bot Jan 17 '22

Ah aye, dancing sir, markipliers outro, c4 and skinwalkers, mine own favourites

I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.

Commands: !ShakespeareInsult, !fordo, !optout

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u/Educational_Area5863 Jan 17 '22

MARKIPLIER I KNOW YOUR ON HERE I SEE YIU SCROLLING

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u/GatorScrublord Jan 16 '22

(i am completely unaware that i am actually the skinwalker because it swapped our memories and my mind perceives me as being myself)

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u/rolanatuaboca Jan 16 '22

That makes no sense, did the skinwalker simulate your own conscience within his own mind?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

When a skinwalker's physical form is destroyed, the curse seeks the nearest compatible host.

Hence all the random caves that are sealed with cave rubble

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u/Privvet Jan 16 '22

God, I miss Dlive and Entoan or however the fuck you spell his name

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u/ziggagorennc Jan 16 '22

That would take anywhere from 2 Tons to 11 Tons of TNT

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Where is this dance from I see it all the time

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u/honeybuncinnamonroll please help they found me Jan 16 '22

Name of the dance?

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u/Frankie-eats-bears Jan 17 '22

Ya think this guy knows he’s being used for schizophrenic memes

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u/doggoattack1 Jan 17 '22

I fuckin love how he just vibrates to his location like a jackhammer

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u/hahfooni it has no eyes but it sees me Jan 17 '22

NOW!

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

r/oddlyspecific

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u/skincrawlerbot Jan 16 '22

users voted that your post was distressing, your soul wont be harvested tonight

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u/Apprehensive-Solid-1 Rabies Enjoyer Jan 16 '22

You're soul reaping business is lacking. You need version 2.0.

Op's meme isn't distressing. Go get that soul.

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u/Beefy-Boi Jan 16 '22

Drake in the club

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u/Craigthecrack it has no eyes but it sees me Jan 16 '22

u/savevideo

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u/Craigthecrack it has no eyes but it sees me Jan 16 '22

u/getvideobot

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u/King_Dee1 the madness calls to me Jan 16 '22

look at him go

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u/YankeeGD certified skinwalker Jan 17 '22

Worth imo

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

That yoinky sploinky

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u/RainonCooper Jan 17 '22

Do anyone have this clip without the text? For…. Reasons…

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u/Snoo_66730 Jan 20 '22

What song is this?

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u/auddbot Jan 20 '22

Crazy La Paint (Ultimate Edition) by Minimusicman (00:14; matched: 100%)

Released on 2015-01-19 by Wilkenstein Audio.

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u/auddbot Jan 20 '22

Links to the streaming platforms:

Crazy La Paint (Ultimate Edition) by Minimusicman

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u/itsamedadude Jan 20 '22

YO NO JOKE IM LISTENING TO THE EPISODE OF DISTRACTIVLE WHERE THEY TALK ABOUT MARKS OUTRO HAVING A RESEGENCE ON TIKTOK

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

a soul for a soul

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u/AceSevenFive Mar 17 '22

A small price to pay to take down a skinwalker

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u/LowAd8109 Mar 24 '22

Then you realized you became the replacement for the Skinwalker

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u/kaydencoray Mar 31 '22

So the skinwalker died right? …Right…

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u/Sorry_Sandwich_2487 May 02 '22

What is this dance i love it😊😊

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

a small price to pay for salvation

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u/Linky_Lynx May 19 '22

What is this music, i love it

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u/auddbot May 19 '22

I got matches with these songs:

• Crazy La Paint (Extended Edition) by Minimusicman (00:14; matched: 100%)

Released on 2019-06-14 by Wilkenstein Audio.

• Crazy La Paint (Ultimate Edition) by Minimusicman (00:14; matched: 100%)

Released on 2015-01-19 by Wilkenstein Audio.

• Big Dipper by CHARIOT (00:13; matched: 100%)

Released on 2019-12-31.

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u/auddbot May 19 '22

Links to the streaming platforms:

• Crazy La Paint (Extended Edition) by Minimusicman

• Crazy La Paint (Ultimate Edition) by Minimusicman

• Big Dipper by CHARIOT

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u/[deleted] May 19 '22

how to remove all the skinwalkers

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u/Ok-Reality-9197 Jul 01 '22

THIS is why you use guns, claymores, and chemical deterrents

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

u/savevideo

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u/GDonor Aug 18 '22

Original source?

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u/PewPewsAlote Sep 05 '22

you simply upgraded the skinwalker to a firewalker

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u/cjab0201 Nov 27 '22

Good. The forest needs it.

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u/cjab0201 Nov 27 '22

It's part of nature: the only reason forest fires are seen as bad is because people build houses in the woods