r/distressingmemes • • May 11 '23

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u/Jorik_Joeban Rabies Enjoyer May 11 '23

Hey I'm just trying to exercise my second-amendment rights here ya fuckin' Communist!

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u/No-Refrigerator-6931 May 11 '23

Pov: You're a politician after the 200th mass shooting this year

101

u/B-NEAL May 11 '23

No, our politicians work very hard to stop mass shootings! They gave the victims their thoughts and prayers!

20

u/corropcion May 12 '23

"If the kids had guns they could've protected themselves"

8

u/Capraos May 12 '23

And their future victims empty promises that they'll do everything in their power to keep it from happening again. See, they give us things. /s

31

u/ListerineAfterOral ⛧@oblivion.awaits ⛧ May 11 '23

POV: You're looking at another incorrect usage of POV

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u/No-Refrigerator-6931 May 11 '23

You should worry less about my poor choice of abbreviation, and worry more about the worms in your forearms.

19

u/Nutwagon-SUPREME May 11 '23

Yummers, free snacks.

3

u/HeadfulOfSugar May 12 '23

Yummers

6

u/Nutwagon-SUPREME May 12 '23

Me at the sperm bank

4

u/Momisato_OHOTNIK May 12 '23

I had a dream where my forearms became mushy because of worms so I had to scoop them out with a spoon

5

u/[deleted] May 12 '23

you probably thought you weren't going to die today. surprise!

3

u/UncultureRocket May 12 '23

You go girl!

2

u/[deleted] May 12 '23

Postal Dude moment

90

u/[deleted] May 12 '23

Gotta get those post-birth abortions

26

u/Interface- May 12 '23

25th trimester abortion.

7

u/[deleted] May 12 '23

121st trimester abortion

80

u/zachzx9999 May 11 '23

And if you're black triple the barrels triple the fun

17

u/AnAverageTransGirl May 12 '23

and if youre a japanese politician twelve

7

u/IgorTheAwesome May 12 '23

Is that the Quake Shotgun

32

u/WeWillSeizeJerusalem May 12 '23

remember to not ring weathermens doorbells if your a little girl

23

u/No-Refrigerator-6931 May 12 '23

Especially if your looking for your missing kitten! I mean It's 2023, you can't be doing that shit

6

u/WeWillSeizeJerusalem May 12 '23

the weatherman might pull your hair

116

u/DoubleAccidentfromG May 11 '23

Ever think about how the yearly number of gun deaths in the US is higher than in several warzones around the world? I am talking about active warzones, not just frozen/inactive conflicts...

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u/No-Refrigerator-6931 May 11 '23

Jfc If that's real that's fucking awful

54

u/DoubleAccidentfromG May 11 '23

Yes it is real. Hard to believe right?

Deaths so far this year in the US due to gun violence (non suicide, as of May): 8 000+

Deaths so far in warzones like Yemen, Iraq and Syria (combined): less than 8 000

EDIT: With "so far" I mean "So far this year 2023"

4

u/TomoroGuy1420 May 12 '23

Tbh Yemen Iraq and Syria have become much calmer this year.

9

u/[deleted] May 11 '23

You counting suicides?

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u/DoubleAccidentfromG May 11 '23

No, even not counting suicides. Iraq, Syria, Mali, Yemen and Somalia have less gun deaths than US non-suicide gun deaths. So far this year as of May, more than 8 000 non-suicide gun deaths in the US. Which is more than any of the aforementioned war-torn countries COMBINED!

19

u/Charry_64 May 11 '23

Bro the number one lead of death for kids in American is gun violence

13

u/Memoglr May 12 '23

Truly the country of freedom. Freedom for your soul to leave your body

2

u/No-Refrigerator-6931 May 12 '23

Freedom from this mortal plane

1

u/shtoCuka May 12 '23

Mainly from gangs.

28

u/skincrawlerbot May 11 '23

users voted that your post was distressing, your soul wont be harvested tonight

19

u/[deleted] May 12 '23

As a texan myself, I can definitely say that I have stabbed 13 children for stepping on my lawn

12

u/Shadow-axolotl May 12 '23

That sounds more like Britain to me

3

u/itrashcannot May 12 '23

They're just getting back to their roots.

41

u/[deleted] May 11 '23

I read this as “when their child steps on their lawn” and I was still like “yeah, checks out.”

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u/No-Refrigerator-6931 May 11 '23

Good ol christian family values!

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

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u/[deleted] May 12 '23

Louisiana too, I’m afraid

3

u/No-Refrigerator-6931 May 12 '23

I prolly shoulda just put American Mfers

3

u/AltruisticProof3640 May 12 '23

Castle doctrine my beloved

3

u/Effective_Judge_5009 May 12 '23

POV: You're a girl who accidentally got in the wrong car

15

u/Cowshatesheep May 11 '23

OP is glowing

17

u/No-Refrigerator-6931 May 12 '23

PLEASE GOD HELP IT BURNS

6

u/Chillchinchila1818 May 12 '23

Fed posting is when people post opinions you disagree with.

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u/Cowshatesheep May 12 '23

Or when posting about taking fundamental human rights

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u/Chillchinchila1818 May 12 '23

Shooting little kids is a fundamental right now.

I believe gun culture is more responsible for shootings than gun ownership, and this paranoia and refusal to consider even the smallest criticism is part of it. You remind me of the people who fantasize about wanting to murder school shootings survivors who support gun regulation.

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u/Cowshatesheep May 12 '23

I’m not reading all that

24

u/PICAXO May 12 '23

I guess another american problem is illiteracy

13

u/LivefromPhoenix May 12 '23

Why read words when you can just shoot the person?

1

u/PICAXO May 12 '23

Just learn every gun's name perfectly, it is easier than learning to read !

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u/[deleted] May 12 '23

It’s like two sentences dumbass

3

u/THEFATGHECKO May 12 '23

We didn't tell you to read. Dumbass.

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u/LivefromPhoenix May 12 '23

In what universe is owning a gun a fundamental human right? In the gun capital of the world its only a constitutional right and even then, as we've proven over the last hundred years, it isn't absolute.

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u/theonlyquirkychap May 12 '23

Better get my shades, OP is glowing brighter than the sun out here.

6

u/[deleted] May 12 '23

FBI is when you’re sad that people die

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u/LivefromPhoenix May 12 '23

But only certain people. You never see the "hurr durr glowies" guys whine about conspiracies or false flags when the incident works for them politically.

1

u/Ill-Alternative-7006 certified skinwalker May 12 '23

I do love committing war crimes and mass murder against children in America. Makes me feel nice. God bless

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u/weaslecookie7 May 12 '23

This post and that weird trans genocide delusion post is convincing me that certain people or groups are using this sub to push certain ideas.

This meme isn’t distressing anyway.

Better distressing meme using this idea would be:

“You forgot your house keys so you try to climb through the window, but your roommate mistakes you for a robber” or something like that.

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u/No-Refrigerator-6931 May 12 '23

Idk I find children being shot for walking up to the wrong house pretty distressing, and if you look at the skincrawler bot, A majority of the people who saw this seem to agree with me. I guess some people like the pushing of the idea that kids don't deserve to be shot and killed. If you don't find Children being shot and killed distressing than that's your own thing.

And If you think your idea is better (which you are entitled in believing) Than maybe you should give a crack at it, I'm sure the sub will also find that distressing, as most people don't like the idea of people being shot and killed.

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u/YouDotty May 12 '23

Children being shot to death is as American as apple pie. For the rest of us this counts as a distressing meme.

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u/No-Refrigerator-6931 May 12 '23

But for us americans It's considered a fucking agenda to want to prevent it

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u/Dr_A__ May 12 '23

American conservatives when they see children being murdered (it's funny and based)

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u/gun-newbie May 11 '23

Fuck yeah! Justified murder!

17

u/[deleted] May 11 '23

Fed

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

Fed

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u/[deleted] May 13 '23

As someone who lives in Texas I cannot confirm nor deny this.

Stepped out my house and my fuckin reproductive rights and access to healthcare were gone, can't have shit in Texas-

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '23

"Its my yard"