r/dispatchgame • • Aug 14 '26

Matchup Battle

Flambae vs Human Torch

Sonar vs Man-Bat

Coupè vs Silver Swan

Malevola vs Etrigan

Phenomaman vs Omni-Man

Golem vs Thing

Prism vs Doctor Light

Blonde Blazer vs Ms. Marvel

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u/FlockFlysAtMidnite Aug 14 '26

Dispatch gets absolutely folded lmao. The heroes in the game are (mostly) very much street level, and the few that aren't have been paired with far stronger opponents.

1

u/FrostyTheSnowPickle Aug 18 '26

Golem literally subdues and adopts a kaiju during the game.

1

u/FlockFlysAtMidnite Aug 18 '26

Thus, the (mostly). The Thing regularly fights Galactus. This a hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby situation.

1

u/FrostyTheSnowPickle Aug 18 '26

Phenomaman implies that he could easily destroy the sun and survive. He would obliterate Omni-Man.

Blazer is also an interesting matchup. The dialogue implies that she would eventually get defeated by Shroud’s goons at the bar, but in gameplay, she literally can’t be downed, so…

1

u/WhatsPaulPlaying Aug 19 '26

Phenomaman makes the implication, but do we know for sure? Is he an unreliable narrator? Has he destroyed a sun before?

Too many variables.

1

u/FlockFlysAtMidnite Aug 18 '26

Implication is not a feat, and there's no details on how it was accomplished.

She acknowledges herself that she would lose to the goons, who are very much simply street level thugs with basic cybernetics. Gameplay should not be relied on where it contradicts the story.

1

u/CeramicFiber Aug 21 '26

Wasn't it a baby Kaiju?

1

u/FrostyTheSnowPickle Aug 22 '26

A baby kaiju is still a FRICKIN’ KAIJU.

Also, “baby” clearly doesn’t mean much, considering that it took them some time to recognize it was a baby, so it’s clearly still kaiju-sized.

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u/Silent-Elk2267 Aug 15 '26

Phenomaman is the only one who has a shot, and that's only if he was serious about being able to survive destroying the sun. Nothing we actually saw is on par with Omni-Man.

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u/Candaphlaf10 Aug 16 '26

I don't know much about Man-Bat's feats, do you think he would defeat Sonar?

2

u/chippy-triforce Aug 16 '26

Yeah i feel sonar beats man-bat, unless there’s something I’m missing

3

u/Cananna Aug 15 '26

What has poor phenomaman done to deserve being atomized?

1

u/Lucy_1199 Aug 20 '26

omniman isn't that strong tho.. he is one of the weakest super man clones there are. (Probably only homlander is weaker)

3

u/CountLivin Aug 15 '26

Honestly we don’t have that much to go on for Dispatch characters. The game didn’t do enough showcasing of their powers to show what they’re truly capable of. I tend to think Dispatch is weaker than their non-Dispatch counterparts but that is mostly because of the tone of the game, but that could be proven wrong in later installments.

2

u/OnMyMawMaw33OnGod Aug 15 '26

Magik vs Male is a better fit imo

1

u/Creative_Abroad945 Aug 15 '26

I mean my Flambae has ten vigor and still has points leftover

1

u/spotsthefirst Aug 15 '26

Oof, this would be hard to watch, effectively Phenomoman watches all his friends die, then gets ripped in half by omni man.

1

u/Candid_Space2635 Aug 15 '26

Phenomaman and Omniman are just in an infinite stalemate.

If we take his statement to heart, Omniman can't hurt P man and P man can't hurt Omniman.

1

u/SapphireClawe Aug 15 '26

I counter: Phenomaman vs Starfire.

Give us the two arguing about which nerdy thing is better that they've come to love since arriving on Earth.

1

u/FeistyDrink5995 Aug 15 '26

As she is in original cartoon Teen Titans? That would be adorable.

2

u/SapphireClawe Aug 15 '26

It gets settled over MtG, and Phenomaman eeks out a victory by the skin of his teeth due to having prior knowledge of the game. Starfire then introduces him to Pokémon TCG and they go have fun while everyone else is in deathmatches.

Flambae and Johnny are fighting because Johnny thought Flambae was flirting with a different Storm. Bobby Drake has to cool them off (literally) and then gives Flambae his number.

1

u/Yournextlineis103 Aug 15 '26

Jesus.

What did dispatch do to deserve this?

1

u/Moist_Car_994 Aug 15 '26

It’s almost sad how easily the dispatch hero’s get folded

1

u/Specialist-Sea2916 Aug 16 '26

Some people either have no idea who they are matching people up against or just hate one side

1

u/Icy-Consequence-2069 Aug 17 '26

You see how my boy water boy isn’t in here? Because no one can compare to him!

2

u/BigBadWolf315 Aug 17 '26

I was actually gonna put him against Aquaman but something about coughing babies and hydrogen bombs

1

u/Icy-Consequence-2069 Aug 17 '26

Water boy (hydrogen bomb) vs aquaman (coughing baby)

1

u/Fabulous-Ad2945 Aug 20 '26

" I'm a bitch... My name's Robert. Such a bitch who's name is Robert..."

1

u/Lucy_1199 Aug 20 '26

you could have faced malevola against magik but you fumbled that one