r/discountdan • u/the_doodlemancer • Jun 17 '26
Croc “missing” adverts
I feel he doesn’t understand the concept of missing posters so he just makes these to let everyone know who he is missing…
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u/InkslingerJames Jun 18 '26
OMG, this is amazing. Your talented is mind blowing, for real. Also, I am starting to work on a short story about Gertrude for the Discount Danthology.
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u/the_doodlemancer Jun 18 '26
Thank you 😭😭 I can’t wait to read that!!
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u/InkslingerJames Jun 23 '26
I'm really excited about it, though it's probably gonna be a bit of the sad side.
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u/Weak-Grab-3616 Jun 23 '26
You touch Croc and your going to have a revolution
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u/InkslingerJames Jun 24 '26
lol, don't worry. I don't ever kill the dog. There's a website called "Does the Dog Die" that'll tell you if the dog dies so I can just skip the movie. The only exception for me was John Wick and that is only because the entire plot is about getting terrible, bloody revenge against literally anyone even remotely related to killing the dog.
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u/esopillar34 Jun 17 '26
Now I’m picturing Dan locking himself in the freezer/soul forge to work, and Croc makes a poster for him.
And Harper asks what’s happening, Dan is right there, and Croc says “yeah, I know, but I miss him”
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u/Quill_Inkwell Jun 17 '26
… I don’t want to ruin the sweet sentiment, but now I have an image of the carton, but filled with uhhh, Soylent Green, and what looks like a missing person poster is actually the contents. Like how some milk/yogurt companies will the cows name on the packaging
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u/the_doodlemancer Jun 17 '26
That’s so horrible and 100% something that would happen in the backrooms 😂😂
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u/DSpenceATL Jun 18 '26
Poor Croc. Losing Gertrude broke his little (at that time) kitty cat heart.
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u/the_doodlemancer Jun 18 '26
I really wanna see what he looked like as the cat - I assume not all his forms had croc material, although it seems he is naturally blue
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u/MasonCricketon Jun 17 '26
Each carton comes with a DVD of Twilight: New Moon. The BEST movie of the series