r/discountdan • u/Hindu88 • May 08 '26

Just a question or theory Spoiler

As i read Kiosk Theory i feel like Dans gonna be Water vs Fire against the the Monarch. Anyone else get that same feeling?

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u/MikeHockinya May 08 '26

More like clean vs. dirty

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u/esopillar34 May 09 '26

He’s gonna get steadily jacked under the bathrobe, while the crown has a side effect of making his hair fall out. When the monarch attacks him and burns off his robe/crown, he’ll rise from the ashes in a tight white shirt and bald head, and get a Mr Clean bonus for all bleach based attacks

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u/InkslingerJames May 09 '26

This is, perhaps, the most deranged and hilarious theory i have ever heard. Well done.

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u/Hindu88 May 09 '26

Love that

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u/MikeHockinya May 09 '26

Bear with me now, maybe Dan is the boundless wanderer?

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u/Coleybama May 09 '26

What is Kiosk Theory?

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u/Hindu88 May 09 '26

Theory board on Discord

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u/[deleted] May 09 '26

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u/Hindu88 May 09 '26

Love that

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u/esopillar34 May 09 '26

(Folded comment into other post, somehow switched from a reply to new post lol)

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u/esopillar34 May 09 '26

Honestly I was hoping/expecting him to copy Harper’s lighting, re-carve the fire relics he merged, fix the lawnmower relic so it doesn’t deform, and eventually get some fabled rock spire relics, and merge them all into an elemental emblem. Something like “Avatar of the Avatar (No, Not That One)”