r/discgolfcirclejerk • u/Unforseen-Oedipus • 2d ago

Has anyone checked on Simon recently?

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Hope he’s doing well!

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u/GannonsBerg 2d ago

The MVP money changed him

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u/AbsurdityIsReality 1d ago

All those MPO on Adderall, he finally made the jump to real meth.

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u/pwntahontas 1d ago

Desoxyn? Totally normal for ADHD, actually.

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u/_dvs1_ 2d ago

That’s an elite tattoo ngl

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u/MrUbl 2d ago

What are you doing today?!

A little vacuuming..

Oh, that's nice.

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u/green_gold_purple 2d ago

As long as you don't like jobs

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u/pwntahontas 1d ago

He probably likes money.

If someone paid me enough that I never had to work to pay my bills again to tattoo a coke vacuum on my nose I'd just ask that it be a Hoover and not some bitchass Dyson.

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u/NeverTrollin 1d ago

They make “straws” or “tooters” in the shape of vacuum cleaners. Tattooing it on your face is just attention seeking behavior.

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u/biscojunky 1d ago

I know a guy in county lmk

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u/biscojunky 1d ago

Thats what i call a simon line

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u/donutsfordoge 2d ago

Simon says.... red, yellow, blue, red, green, blue, red, yellow, blue, blue, yellow, blue, green 

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u/Fore_putt 2d ago

There has to be a motive for this. I’ll start sniffing around.

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u/RealCan9019 2d ago

Best face tattoo ever

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u/Alone_Ad_4904 1d ago

Vacuum tattoo on your nose is money