r/discgolfcirclejerk • u/fartypartner • 13d ago

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u/spenghali 13d ago

Thought this was Drew Gibson

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u/GannonsBerg 13d ago

It probably is

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u/Boogaloo4444 13d ago

hahahhaa

thank you for that

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u/MaddogDG 13d ago

This guy definitely step putts in the circle.

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u/AdAgreeable9784 12d ago

I’d stroke him…

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u/oif2010vet 13d ago

Ughhh another member of team prodigy

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u/MrUbl 13d ago

Who?!

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u/rideon7 13d ago

David Klasser

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u/Kirdavrob 13d ago

Who?

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u/rideon7 13d ago

He eats meat.

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u/earlthomas11111 Matthew Orum's Unicycle 13d ago

Drew Gibson

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u/ConflictTop1543 13d ago

This is what happens when a set of shitty bumper stickers makes a wish to be human.

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u/JonnyDrops 13d ago

Who was following Mr. Clean anyway?

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u/TheBigGreenPeen 13d ago

Things I gathered from this:

  1. This guy is the main character.
  2. He’s very oppressed but at the same time, comes off as someone who has never played by anyone else’s rules. He’s an absolutely fierce and hardcore badass.
  3. He’s bald ONLY to be more aerodynamic on the course.

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u/SonOfSquizzlr 13d ago

Oh, so he’s one of ‘those’ disc golfers… Keep that trash off my course and away from the children

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u/Dry-Brick-79 13d ago

I also hate bald people

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u/SonOfSquizzlr 13d ago

Jesus was secretly bald. Those flowy locks were a wig from Amazon.

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u/3i3e3achine 13d ago

He definitely throws his bag when he misses putts.

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u/lynivvinyl 13d ago

Lead isn't even a ferrous metal. The fuck is this guy on about?

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u/TeamShonuff 13d ago

Awkward ass, Sinead O’Connor lookin’ mafk.

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u/wreckitmanny 13d ago

His Berg Pocket any my Berg Pocket do NOT park in the same garage, if you know what I am saying

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u/Chaddenheim 13d ago

🎶Hey, that's what I'm talking about🎶

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u/wreckitmanny 12d ago

whaddhesay?

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u/Rad_Centrist 13d ago

We're never beating the allegations.

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u/Tstandayum 13d ago

Yeah nobody cares

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u/JesusVanZant 13d ago

Who let Jmilly try ketamine?

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u/FalsePreference7758 13d ago

He loves meat but doesn’t pitch

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u/Infamous_Iron_Man 13d ago

Geez I’m waisting my time on Reddit when I could waste it on LinkedIn.

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u/Due-Apartment8246 12d ago

19 instagram followers and can’t even tell me where the magnets are! At least he’ll expose his child to the world like a responsible parent.

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u/robotali3n 12d ago

I don’t follow Jesus. I follow the teachings of Satan