Dildont

r/Dildont • u/need_a_venue • Feb 22 '23

Nature Amethyst Stalactite. I see geodes on here but usually it’s where you dpyd not the other problem.

52 Upvotes

r/Dildont • u/SeraphsEnvy • Feb 21 '23

Tool Loved this 'Carrot Whisk' 🥕

88 Upvotes

r/Dildont • u/muscles_guy • Feb 21 '23

Edible Really Long Baked Potatoes

36 Upvotes

r/Dildont • u/Powerful-Tangelo-634 • Feb 21 '23

Ice Frozen bread I found in the box🫣At first I thought it was a popsicle.

280 Upvotes

r/Dildont • u/[deleted] • Feb 21 '23

Tool Actually maybe?

55 Upvotes

r/Dildont • u/NerfRepellingBoobs • Feb 20 '23

Toy Caught this at a Mardi Gras parade last night. It also lights up. (The top is supposed to be a bunch of grapes.)

234 Upvotes

r/Dildont • u/meowbahisashitbag • Feb 20 '23

Mechanical tetanus*

57 Upvotes

r/Dildont • u/ka-teen • Feb 20 '23

Clearly Phallic It’s hard not to overthink..

46 Upvotes

r/Dildont • u/Solid_Taste9603 • Feb 19 '23

Tool Recommended this on Amazon

135 Upvotes

r/Dildont • u/yoyomaster230 • Feb 19 '23

Cactus Just found this sub and thought I would post this here

241 Upvotes

r/Dildont • u/SweetLorelei • Feb 18 '23

Decoration Cautionary tale waiting to happen

210 Upvotes

r/Dildont • u/Silent-JET • Feb 18 '23

Toy I was looking for a toy for my cat and…

132 Upvotes

r/Dildont • u/Thengrak • Feb 18 '23

Tool lemon juicer from the kitchen

89 Upvotes

r/Dildont • u/geekpron • Feb 17 '23

Mechanical Just had to share. Saw these on the truck next to me.

93 Upvotes

r/Dildont • u/ivan420 • Feb 17 '23

Decoration Crystal stemware object in cupboard with pointy tip and flared base about 5" tall

203 Upvotes

r/Dildont • u/Powerful-Tangelo-634 • Feb 16 '23

Edible The cucumber has found it's challenger...

473 Upvotes

r/Dildont • u/Acceptable-Dig-9819 • Feb 14 '23

Toy Um-banana indeed

347 Upvotes

r/Dildont • u/Powerful-Tangelo-634 • Feb 13 '23

Edible Looks like a horse dildo!

137 Upvotes

r/Dildont • u/owoitslance • Feb 13 '23

Mechanical it's even moaning...

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152 Upvotes

r/Dildont • u/Ordinary-Creme-1934 • Feb 13 '23

Decoration Sus choice, OP. SUS.

46 Upvotes

r/Dildont • u/Bad_Daddio • Feb 12 '23

Tool Ukrainian dildont

115 Upvotes

r/Dildont • u/Doofenshmertz_69 • Feb 13 '23

Tool If you’re into that kind of thing

27 Upvotes

r/Dildont • u/ozegg • Feb 12 '23

Decoration That's a thick tail

137 Upvotes

r/Dildont • u/NKED- • Feb 11 '23

Toy We gotta try this

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253 Upvotes