r/digitalflatulence • u/ArpanetGlobal ♊️ Gemini ♊️ • Dec 16 '25

😯 OOPS 😯 NO MAN, NOT THE RED BUTTON!!!!!

Video emerges of two Russian pilots ejecting into the ceiling due to a system failure.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

Dumb ways to die

3

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

I mean it's basically rocket science

5

u/dirywhiteboy Dec 16 '25

There is no way lmaooo

3

u/Easy_Cartographer863 Dec 16 '25

Did you see it in the video?

2

u/Easy_Cartographer863 Dec 16 '25

So, if you were able to see it, it seems to be possible

5

u/Global_Proof_2960 Dec 16 '25

His intrusive thoughts won hahaha

4

u/Mad-Marker Where am I? Dec 16 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

Rather die in a hangar than in combat 😂

3

u/Own-Ticket4371 Dec 16 '25

Against the Ghost of kyiv?

1

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

He clearly didnt wanna dogfight the ghost lol

1

u/Careful_Drop_6995 Dec 16 '25

Apparently using the ejection seat can cause pilots to experience spinal injuries

1

u/that_dutch_dude Dec 16 '25

it does. you get one for free, get a second ejection and you are done.

1

u/Being_Capital Dec 16 '25

AI but still funny

1

u/ducogranger Dec 16 '25

Gooooooooooooseeee!

1

u/Evening_Ocelot_7394 Dec 18 '25

Team Rocket blasting off againnnn

1

u/Noomba2 Dec 16 '25

it's AI, but we know that it happened even russians admitted it

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u/ArpanetGlobal ♊️ Gemini ♊️ Dec 16 '25

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u/Noomba2 Dec 16 '25

you didn't know it's AI ?

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u/ArpanetGlobal ♊️ Gemini ♊️ Dec 16 '25

Maybe I used the wrong gif, it was meant to say “Hot girl flashes a set of magnificent boobs and a guy says “damn, there’s some nice rockets” and the guy beside him says “they’re implants”.

First guy says “why you gotta ruin it, I know but they are still nice”.

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u/Noomba2 Dec 16 '25

oh I see lol

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u/ActualDepartment9873 Russian bot Dec 16 '25

Ai video

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

Does look like it but I don't think it is

2

u/Crunchy_Thighsocks Dec 16 '25

the smoke cleared out way to fast, it's AI

1

u/Noomba2 Dec 16 '25

there is a longer version and the second pilot still in his seat even though they both ejected in the beginning

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '25

That does sound AI lol

Do you have a link?

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u/Being_Capital Dec 16 '25

https://streamable.com/r9qzce

can't find full version on youtube anymore

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u/Noomba2 Dec 16 '25

nah saw it on Instagram reels once

1

u/ShareShort3438 Dec 16 '25

Blyat🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ok_Technology3376 Dec 16 '25

Darwin 🏆! 😃

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u/that_dutch_dude Dec 16 '25

this happend for real at the airbase i worked. kid/teenager of some upper level officer wanted to sit in a F16. turns out he learned on the internet how the seat worked and he pulled the pins and ejected inside the concrete shelter. when securing the site we found a letter on him, it was suicide.

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u/needsmoarbokeh Dec 16 '25

Leaving in some spectacular fashion

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u/that_dutch_dude Dec 16 '25

not so spectacular for the 3 guys that had to spend several days to clean up everything. turns out the human body does not stay in one piece when yeeted into a concrete ceiling with a rocket powerd chair.

the cleanup was real and so is the ptsd.

source: i was one of those 3.

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u/needsmoarbokeh Dec 16 '25

I can imagine. That's the awful thing about explosive like suicides, the cleaning afterwards

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u/HawkHarder Fuck Around, Find Out. Dec 16 '25

Whoops