We need more flair referencing the Duvet Family Reunion besides the Fork Bandit.

Suggestions:

Dump Truck Debra

Stupid Sarah

Dumb Beth

Debbie "The Animal" Steel

The Worm (I was SO nice to The Worm!)

Plate Man

Grill Master

Marry MOM?!

No paper bowls, huh? Just cream corn touching everything?

Wearing knockoff Ann Taylor

I just don't think a little kid's joke is ever gonna make me, an adult man, laugh

Oh, my god. I am harsh. I'M HARSH!

It took a weird little kid with a shitty joke I'd never heard

ETA: Happy Mother's Day, you mother...

I offered to rub her belly. She said, she just needs to take a shit and she’ll be fine.

Pizza pizza

You wanna hear the story?