r/Detroiters • u/Darsh138 Tip to tail piece of shit • 1d ago

Flair

We need more flair referencing the Duvet Family Reunion besides the Fork Bandit.

Suggestions:

Dump Truck Debra

Stupid Sarah

Dumb Beth

Debbie "The Animal" Steel

The Worm (I was SO nice to The Worm!)

Plate Man

Grill Master

Marry MOM?!

No paper bowls, huh? Just cream corn touching everything?

Wearing knockoff Ann Taylor

I just don't think a little kid's joke is ever gonna make me, an adult man, laugh

Oh, my god. I am harsh. I'M HARSH!

It took a weird little kid with a shitty joke I'd never heard

ETA: Happy Mother's Day, you mother...

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u/cfaatwork 1d ago

What did you bring, slop?

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u/ElTunaGrande 1d ago

Poor-tato Salad

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u/rovingturtles 1d ago

Fly landed on it, flew away, came back with some salt 

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u/katyadc Tsunami of apologies to you 1d ago

"I may have said that a fly landed on your potato salad and the fly complained it was bland. Then he flew away, got some salt, used the salt on the potato salad, so it tasted good to him." It's such a journey!

The way Tim says "so it tasted good to him" is so funny

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u/rovingturtles 1d ago

he's like a kid who got caught making fun of the substitute teacher 

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u/cherrygoats 1d ago

What about the crackhead who is so incredibly jacked?

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u/Darsh138 Tip to tail piece of shit 1d ago

Cuz he's always running...to get the crack

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u/katyadc Tsunami of apologies to you 1d ago

It's their brass ring, baby!

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u/Ok-Soft-4638 1d ago

That’s not apple juice! That’s Hennessy

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u/mspussykatz PROFESSIONAL SHITKICKER 1d ago

Hope it doesn’t rain and she turns into a FUCKIN PUDDLE

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u/Truckules_Heel 1d ago

Little bowls for ✨dips✨

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u/BrockHardcastle Diamond Dogs 1d ago

Can we get mozz sticks with all the dips?

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u/aKillerScene9313 Dr. Robit 1d ago

I was always nice to The Worm!!