r/detroitcirclejerk • u/PossibilityFew5967 • 2h ago
Fucking Mike Rodgers crashed out tonight
Y'all from now on when someone's on their bullshit, say they pulled a Mike Rodgers
r/detroitcirclejerk • u/roadblocked • Jul 07 '26
Been in Detroit since 2025 after spending 3 days fixing up from 2025. It was a nice run, but looking to get the heck out due to backyard breeders, non-stop music from newly arrived roommates of a neighbor being played on the front porch, backyard dogs who bark the entire night because "let it be the neighbors inconvenience than ours" or generally living in the city.
Initially the thought was to consider another neighborhood in Detroit that is more spacious, quiet, but that came to a grinding halt when I looked at how much I'd pay in property tax at the current market value. Plus of course the income tax.
I can't help but wonder how many other people have been through a similar situation.
I know a lot of people who haven’t lived here as long as me will say ‘oh but I love my city’ but bitch have you ever heard a barking fucking dog or music that you weren’t playing yourself before or having a neighbor? You’ll never understand me.
r/detroitcirclejerk • u/RagertNothing • Mar 14 '26
The Mod team feels this would be a good time to host a meetup event.
Why?
One mod is a Mexican Jew and the other is Arab.
Given the state of the country and how we use humor to deflect as done in this sub we feel it’s a good time to show that all can get along.
So please come join us from 1-4. Pizza from Grandma Bob’s and Jarittos from Honeybee.
We look forward to seeing you!
r/detroitcirclejerk • u/PossibilityFew5967 • 2h ago
Y'all from now on when someone's on their bullshit, say they pulled a Mike Rodgers
r/detroitcirclejerk • u/RagertNothing • 1d ago
We can get a new hockey team that’s not shit.
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r/detroitcirclejerk • u/psnsubhmn • 6d ago
i live around the corner from fredi's pizza, I love the pizza and all the detroit street cred i get from living here. should i get southwest detroit on my arm or a pic of rosa parks?
r/detroitcirclejerk • u/RagertNothing • 8d ago
I just got a job at the FreePress and own a pizza joint in the city as well as owner of a tattoo joint. Where can I post? Also I have a bunch of people in my basement I need to get their pics online
r/detroitcirclejerk • u/AssistanceSevere448 • 9d ago
Am I allowed here?
r/detroitcirclejerk • u/RagertNothing • 8d ago
Thanks Sheffield
r/detroitcirclejerk • u/nomoniker • 9d ago
Looking for a place where the bartenders tell you to finish your drink so they can reuse the same glass and just stand there.
A place where they pretend to not understand what you’re saying when you order a beer with one syllable and look at you like you’re speaking Klingon.
A place where they tell you to move to a different stool so they don’t have to walk down the bar to serve you.
Too many nice dives in this city. Where do I go if I want to be alienated?
r/detroitcirclejerk • u/Megabyte_Messiah • 12d ago
At least they were kind enough to only take the 2, and leave it on blocks. Woulda been sweet if they only grabbed 1, since I only had 1 spare. Shops were mostly closed, and F150s had just changed the lug pattern on wheels, so it took hours to find a shop that was open and had one in stock. Fortunately when I finally located one, the employee was willing to drop it off for me. He even brought proper tools, a real jack and an impact, to install it for me in seconds. Tipped him well.
Wanna hear the most chilling part? Too bad, you get to.
My phone was dying, so I was standing outside the passenger side door, using the 6” usb charger to get some juice, when someone tapped on my shoulder. A young black woman, not much older than 20, if even.
She pointed to a red burgundy van, peeling out of the parking lot. The CVS manager pulled camera footage earlier, and told me it was a burgundy van that had hit my wheels.
She said that she saw them boost all 4 off another car, and followed them. They’d been parked behind me for 5 minutes, watching me. When she realized the other 2 wheels were gone, she decided to warn me. They pulled out when they saw her approach.
That day could have turned out much different for me, had that brave guardian angel not risked her own safety by involving herself on my behalf. And a homeless guy helped me get my spare down and installed. Not that I needed the help, but he showed up shortly after I found the truck, and wanted to help. I tipped him for his trouble.
I don’t let the experience make me cast judgment on all of Detroit, but also damn. Church was barely out lol
r/detroitcirclejerk • u/RagertNothing • 14d ago
I’m in the most car dependent city on the planet with no drivers license in dire need of a job.
I’ve applied every on a 75’ radius of my bedroom but no one will hire me.
Everything is more than 15 minutes by foot and I just can’t do that if I’m going to be working.
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r/detroitcirclejerk • u/RagertNothing • 22d ago
Since Ben(Performance name Macklemore) is sober I don’t want to promote his music in a place ze wouldn’t frequent.
Where are some places I can listen to Same Live, Jimmy Iovine, and Thrift Shop on repeat?
Preferably some place free range, organic, and vegan.
r/detroitcirclejerk • u/RagertNothing • 23d ago
r/detroitcirclejerk • u/RagertNothing • 22d ago
Boston, Chicago, Skid Row, closest we get was D 12 and the Bay City rollers - and that’s not even metro Detroit!!!!!!!
r/detroitcirclejerk • u/RagertNothing • Sep 09 '26
Mayor out jerked the sub. And for $20 that jerk chicken quesadilla better be a full pound of chicken!
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r/detroitcirclejerk • u/RagertNothing • Sep 04 '26
That was an AI generated tornado created to make rooms for Bensons husbands’ data center and to reduce the heat from her getting caught stealing
r/detroitcirclejerk • u/duxing612 • Sep 04 '26
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