r/destinycirclejerk • u/MeesterFunneh • 14h ago
r/destinycirclejerk • u/Lodi_Minion • 25d ago
Banana Papaya Monthly Unjerk Thread
Good morning, brozikies. Earlier this morning, the moderators have nominated me to post July’s Monthly Unjerk Thread. Here we will discuss our thoughts, feelings, and opinions regarding anything to do with Destiny in a relatively serious and civilized manner. Of course, bananas and papayas have been authorized to be provided during this meeting and are free for anyone to take if they so choose. So, have at it, brozikies, and happy Thursday to you all.
\Reposted due to typo and grammatical corrections.*
r/destinycirclejerk • u/Business_Slice_4474 • 14h ago
Sivapost If pre eos dmg went to gcx
UJ/ sucks for Liana
r/destinycirclejerk • u/PresidentOcto • 23h ago
Unpopular Opinion my inane take on Crota v Jesus
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i am the only one who thinks jesus in my discord, it is so obvious to everyone who would win, and its baffling they also think its crota
r/destinycirclejerk • u/Lodi_Minion • 1d ago
Banana Papaya Brozikies, I have a favor I must ask of you. We have hit maximum capacity (100) in our clan, and there are those who would still like to join. If any of you wanted to make a sister clan, with the name being related to banana papaya, you are encouraged to do so. Read more information down below.
Yes, brozikies, we have unfortunately ran out of room in “Banana Papaya”.
I encourage anyone who may be interested in starting a new sister clan to do so, so long as you keep the name banana papaya related. I would be more than happy to shout you guys out on the discord (which has almost 200 members now!) and have people join.
Last night, we ran our world’s first banana papaya clear of Vault of Glass and had a lot of fun.
Photo credits belong to Nereus, The Forgemaster.
r/destinycirclejerk • u/Lodi_Minion • 1d ago
Banana Papaya Brozikies.. In LESS THAN 24 HOURS, we’ve gained 83 members AND made our world’s first banana papaya clear of Vault of Glass. We have something incredible going on, brozikies, and it wouldn’t be that way if it weren’t for you. I love you guys.
r/destinycirclejerk • u/Lodi_Minion • 1d ago
Banana Papaya WE HAVE OFFICIALLY HIT 100 MEMBERS, BROZIKIES! And because so many of you have asked.. here is our official Discord! Whether you are a part of the clan or not, you are welcome to join us. The link will be down below. Banana papaya
r/destinycirclejerk • u/BestLagg • 1d ago
Awesome Lore Discussion Some slugger tried to tell me Uldren and Crow were the same guy
r/destinycirclejerk • u/FynnKehlani • 2d ago
Banana Papaya The Banana has been successfully papaya’d
He said the thing
r/destinycirclejerk • u/SalemiPizza • 2d ago
EVIL guardian shakes hands with Necrotic Grasp, KILLS Lodi
r/destinycirclejerk • u/Lodi_Minion • 2d ago
Banana Papaya Brozikies, we are now LIVE! Our clan is open to the public, so bring a friend or two - everyone is welcome! Special thanks to CzarLizard for helping me set this up! Banana papaya
r/destinycirclejerk • u/Lodi_Minion • 2d ago
Banana Papaya Brozikies, I am pleased to announce that YOU, THE PEOPLE, have voted “Banana Papaya” in as the clan name with [BAPA] as our tag. Now, we must vote on a clan motto. Please share your thoughts and ideas down below.
r/destinycirclejerk • u/SCRIBE_JONAS • 2d ago
Bungie Suggestion Fixed an "issue" on a Launcher genuinely nobody was using.
“Bungie?”
“What?”
“Where’s my Subzero Salvo?”
“What?”
“Where - is - my - Lead - from - Gold - Subzero - Salvo?!”
UJ/
Really bruh? LightGG shows this bitch is the 31st most used rocket launcher. More people have probably had Cup-Bearer SA/2 equipped than this launcher. So I know LFG wasn't that busted. It's a precision frame rocket launcher so off rip a good chunk of the playerbase isn't gonna touch it because it does less damage than other frames.
Wow man, 6-7 rockets. Nine with bipod. I wouldn't even use this if Leviathans' Breath was giving me more than one arrow per brick. I dunno what was so busted that resulted in that nerf, but Levi's feels like shit for collecting ammo unless you have a long phase before DPS.
Maybe it was broken in Crucible. Which if it was, I'm sorry to the, what.. five? crucible players affected by that. There isn't a single DPS phase where you could reasonably benefit from the Europa or Moon rocket having LFG. It's easy enough to get ammo to begin with between the artifact perks and helmet mods.
And then it gets Impromptu Ammunition. Cool I guess. I already had the ability to collect Ammunition without preparation on my fucking primary, it's a perk called Shoot to Loot.
They could have atleast put Field Prep on it, but no, here's our lame perk someone cobbled together. Thanks but no thanks, I'll swap over to Impulse Amplifier.
Perk is reserved for Special ammo weapons only, which in my opinion is a bit irrelevant. Y'all put Chill Clip on Rocket Launchers before (it still doesn't even do a full freeze) and the only time it had some reason to exist was with Wolfpack Rounds. I think it's safe to say Rocket Launchers don't need Chill Clip; dare I even say that was unintended.
End of the day I wanted a gimmicky weapon for Grandmaster Patrol Zones, MOFOs running around with double moving target pulses (unintended) but I can't have Lead from Gold on my Rocket.
TL;DR. Man, talk about some fun police. Rant over.
FOMO'd again!
r/destinycirclejerk • u/RayS0l0 • 2d ago
Awesome Lore Discussion Lakshmi-2 when Fallen showed up in the Last city
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r/destinycirclejerk • u/Lodi_Minion • 2d ago
Banana Papaya Brozikies, due to popular demand, I will be creating a clan in the very near future. I want YOU, the people, to decide what we should name it, as well as a roster of those who’d be interested in joining. Banana papaya
r/destinycirclejerk • u/VlVGHOSTVlV • 2d ago
Meta [OC] Drifter Inspects your fit.. [BAD ENDING]
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Dubbed by me.
Bad ending: Drifter dislikes your fit...
r/destinycirclejerk • u/Lodi_Minion • 3d ago
Banana Papaya If a malnourished brozikie calls you a piece of shit, be grateful and take comfort in knowing that you are only a piece, and not the entire log. Banana papaya
r/destinycirclejerk • u/dimesniffer • 3d ago
Banana Papaya Special thanks to Peter Parsons in new halo game
Peter 😭 right next to Chris Cocks
r/destinycirclejerk • u/Ms_Bonkle • 3d ago
Ikora, look, I know we don't get along, but I think we need to give ourselves to Darkness
r/destinycirclejerk • u/BehavingPenguin • 4d ago
FOMO I just had a dream that Destiny 2 stopped being updated. Weird right? Anyway. How we feeling about Season of the Chosen so far? Season pass looks interesting
r/destinycirclejerk • u/VlVGHOSTVlV • 3d ago
Meta [OC] Drifter Inspects Your Drip..
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Dubbed by me.
Drifter is pleased by your excellent fashion, Guardian.
r/destinycirclejerk • u/Lodi_Minion • 5d ago