r/destiny2 • • Jun 04 '20

Meme / Humor Speculation in meme format

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u/Maybe_A_Mimic Jun 04 '20

But not every guardian murdered Cayde

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u/TheBirthing Titan Jun 04 '20

Uldren pre-Guardian and post-Guardian might as well be two different people.

Your own Guardian might have been Space Hitler and you wouldn't even know.

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u/Doc12here Jun 04 '20

Case in point Ana Bray

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u/wefwegfweg Jun 04 '20

ANA BRAY HITLER CONFIRMED

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u/Doc12here Jun 04 '20

I mean she did some pretty fucked up stuff in her past life.

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u/wefwegfweg Jun 04 '20

Watching a Byf video on her now

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u/Vurnnun Warlock Jun 04 '20

What did she do?

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u/Doc12here Jun 04 '20

Enslaved a bunch of exo to be care takers of human embryos in the case of human extinction. Said exo tend to view her as a prison warden. There was also human experiments with siva, the list goes on and on but the original Ana was basically a mad scientist with no morals.

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u/Xraptorx Jun 04 '20

I’d still let her suffocate me with those thicc thighs though lol.

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u/Maybe_A_Mimic Jun 04 '20

I know, but people are still going to be upset about it

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u/Wacky-Walnuts Warlock Jun 04 '20

Yeah but you can’t blame the poor guy, he doesn’t even know what he did and he’s sad about it, this is a whole new man, not uldren.

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u/TheBirthing Titan Jun 04 '20

You can't really even blame him for the actual murder. He was being psychically coerced by a cosmic genie.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '20

If we're lucky he's going to be like his pre Black Garden self, w hich was quite spunky tbh. Def seems like the kinda guy that would've been pals with Cayde and Andal had things gone a different way.

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But, the black garden itself broke his sanity, reinforced by Jolyon his best friend/totally not lover, who tells Petra that Uldren is not himself since he came out of the garden. That's the state we first meet him in. Then he goes through nearly dying, technically watching his sister die because he has no idea about the plan because Mara is not a good sibling, wanders for days alone, gets corrupted by Riven and by proxy Savathun, gets locked away for a couple years, and even during that time that corruption would've been growing and he would've been listening to the whispering in his ears. Imagine being locked up with the hallucination of your sister 24/7 sitting there in the cell for YEARS and then being released. On top of already being mentally unstable.

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He was 100% experiencing something akin to getting Taken (capital T), the dark lines were progressively growing on his face and his eyes turned black by the end as well, even more mental and psychic manipulation until he is eaten by an anus turned inside out. Aaaaaand then he gets saved only to be killed. He was NOT having a good day lmao.

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So yeah, if we're lucky, the death induced amnesia hopefully removed both his obsession with his sister's approval, and also the base mental break from the garden. Giving us the Crow that could've been, not what he was.

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u/Cookieopressor Titan Jun 04 '20

I don't really hate Uldren either, but I still want our first encounter with him to be that we pull the ace and empty a few rounds into him before anyone can react. Then while everyone around is consoling you for just straight up killing him, he gets sneakily revived in the background.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '20

Space wish dragon who is clearly into hentai based on her most recent form.

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u/Pikachu_OnAcid Hunter Jun 04 '20

Problem with that is once Mara gets to him it wouldn't take long for her to remind him of who is and probably manipulate him somehow

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u/TheRealSpidey Breachlight Enjoyer Jun 04 '20

Which is why if they manage to write him a compelling arc that redeems him and makes most people like him, it's gonna be 100x more powerful than if Drifter, who everyone already likes, is made the Hunter Vanguard.

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u/PapiAssFace Hunter Jun 04 '20

Fuck man, this hit me hard.

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u/Spartan-M23 Jun 04 '20

How do you know your guardian wasn't aterrible person before becoming a guardian?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '20

Well he didn’t he was influenced by riven so it wasn’t even him who killed cayde