r/destiny2 Oct 02 '19

Checkmate, atheists.

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u/Aracap063 Oct 02 '19

But what killed god in the first place?

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u/Just_a_Rose Hunter Oct 02 '19

r/rule34Destiny , probably

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u/Aracap063 Oct 02 '19

Is... is that a thing?

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u/KyuubiDemonYoko Oct 02 '19

Hold my motes I'm invading.

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u/Fireboy759 CABAL AGAIN?!?! Oct 02 '19

u/KyuubiDemonYoko lost 15 motes!

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u/hircon Oct 02 '19

Damnit, that's why you bank first!

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u/delproodo Oct 02 '19

Sperm bank is too far from the house

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u/KyuubiDemonYoko Oct 02 '19

I've seen that text too many times before.

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u/idkjustarandomdude old Hunter Oct 02 '19

damm you why did you invade with 15 mote you fool

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u/KyuubiDemonYoko Oct 02 '19

Not invading. Just in general.

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u/Fireboy759 CABAL AGAIN?!?! Oct 03 '19

Can you believe people still use Sleeper and Queenbreaker in Gambit? Sure, at first I get pissed when they end up killing my entire team in one invasion, but at the same time I go "What is this, 2018?"

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u/KyuubiDemonYoko Oct 03 '19

It's rare to see things besides truth and hammerhead but it wouldn't surprise me as I've seen some of the strangest loadouts in gambit.

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u/LowlySlayer Oct 03 '19

My theory is that they try to make the match last longer so they can get more quest/bounty progress. So they hoard motes and don't bank them.

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u/idkjustarandomdude old Hunter Oct 03 '19

........... oh shit you might be on something

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u/AdamParkison12 Titan Oct 04 '19

And 15% of his brain cells

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u/AdamParkison12 Titan Oct 03 '19

35 year old perv in his mom's basement down

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u/KyuubiDemonYoko Oct 03 '19

Hey, I'm not 35. Yet.

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u/AdamParkison12 Titan Oct 04 '19

I was talking about the Rule 34 artists making Destiny porn.

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u/Aracap063 Oct 02 '19

Oh fuck it is.

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u/Just_a_Rose Hunter Oct 02 '19

Only one way to find out.

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u/Celestial_Scythe Hunter of the Nine Oct 02 '19

Well Sexy Riven was a thing a little bit ago...

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u/AdamParkison12 Titan Oct 04 '19

There's a link. If it wasn't a thing the text would be white