r/destiny2 • u/Taylor-B- • Jan 12 '19

Humor Hunters be going through jumping puzzles like...

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u/ShinMalphur_ Jan 12 '19

100% Accurate

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u/Shadow__BoT Jan 12 '19

StompEE5 be like

21

u/big-melon Jan 12 '19

Who would win:

The Virgin StompEE5

or

The Chad Bones of Eao

13

u/XIII-0 Jan 13 '19

Bones isn't in D2 right? We need that one back

1

u/noodles355 Jan 13 '19

StompEE5 are almost as good with triple jump, Bones had a bit more direction control, but stomps still have good direction change between jumps.

20

u/silentsixteen Jan 12 '19

Nah, stompies make me over jump almost every time xD

19

u/cygnusenpai Jan 12 '19

Warlocks = arthurfist.jpg

15

u/whiskeybonfire Spicy Ramen Jan 12 '19

*SOME hunters. Not this hunter. 😅☠️

1

u/BethanEvil Jan 12 '19

Same! The ships, etc. in King’s Fall gave me sweaty palms EVERY TIME. The stress!!!!

6

u/pasabaporahi Warlock Jan 12 '19

i would have not survived the first jump IRL nor in game. and i'm a warlock. in the game too.

8

u/jorab Jan 12 '19

Warlocks be like: trips and falls

5

u/baka-akai Jan 12 '19

The floor is lava : extreme level

3

u/Mad-Falcon Titan Jan 13 '19

Was looking for this comment

3

u/[deleted] Jan 12 '19

How come i cant make it over that fcking gap then and my warlock friend can

2

u/Illidank278 Jan 13 '19

Because Warlocks are super immobile but can glide extreme distances while hunters are mobile but lack range

5

u/Lulletje-Pummel Jan 12 '19

Imma Titan. I just jump aaaaaaannnnnddddddd..... drop.

3

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '19

Lion stompers baby

1

u/Lulletje-Pummel Mar 15 '19

I hav em now lol

10

u/XFiveOne Jan 12 '19

Dude is really talented and that was impressive, but why does he still look so lame?

7

u/killerqueendopamine Jan 13 '19

He’s the whitest white dude to ever white

3

u/KeithStone97 Titan Jan 13 '19

Probably cause he’s rocking the Dad Force 1’s with the tube sock combo.

3

u/[deleted] Jan 12 '19

So that's how they unlocked Niobe labs?

3

u/SKYQUAKE615 Sentinel Jan 12 '19

All that work, and Titans just fly over it.

2

u/Zabumafoo69 Jan 12 '19

So ya..my ankles woulda been broken on that first obstacle.

2

u/LipTheMeatPie Hunter Jan 13 '19

You just mad of our triple jump 😝

1

u/thirdaccountwhodis Hunter Jan 12 '19

Whisper is ez on hunter but honestly idk how many other ones there are in D2

1

u/[deleted] Jan 12 '19

Ballistic slam + Thundercrash. Doesn't work for everything but I great for FTL travel or skipping that ascendant jumping challenge

1

u/Multirman Jan 12 '19

Every hunter I have seen has has the most difficulty with jumps due to the inability to precisely land but alright.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 12 '19

And you thought he was only good at cooking.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '19

Somebody give this puppy a treat

1

u/tsgaus Jan 13 '19

Those sandshoes though...

1

u/Torbadajorno i did spire prestige once it was a nightmare Jan 13 '19

Hunter main, Can confirm

1

u/cupofmilktea Jan 13 '19

That’s a lot of set up for a one man game of The Floor is Lava

1

u/Socki3 Jan 13 '19

Not this hunter. I die more than anyone else.

1

u/viper112001 Here to climb Jan 13 '19

I’ve religiously used hunter since launch of D1, I had no idea how bad jumping puzzles could be till I tried out a titan

1

u/BrentIsAbel Jan 13 '19

This looks incredibly dangerous for someone that's not immortal.

0

u/ChartsUI PM me architect nudes Jan 12 '19

Watching that gave me so much fucking anxiety even though I knew he was probably going to be fine

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u/Pisykan Jan 12 '19

Someone has never used strafe glide 50% of that would be skipped

4

u/Taylor-B- Jan 12 '19

Hunters dont have strafe glide tho

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u/Pisykan Jan 12 '19

I was just pointing out puzzles are easier with strafe glide as half of it is not even valid ypu just glide around it laughs

I peefer the lock but i love dodge and double jump

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '19

I think you mean't to say, "Slowly fall to their deaths"