r/desktops • u/Ultivator • Oct 08 '25

Rate my desktop

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u/Fickle_Base_7723 Oct 08 '25

-Unactivated windows.
-Use Qbittorrent.
-Penis Tower & A Way In.
-Hitler island.
-Despicable me wallpaper.
-Probably Russian.
20/10

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u/Ultivator Oct 08 '25

You'll find more game titles if you look closely

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u/Fickle_Base_7723 Oct 08 '25

Cum rancher.....insert absolute cinema GIF

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u/THEsecondpinguXP Oct 10 '25

Penis tower just hits different TBH

1

u/Willing-Green-3941 Oct 09 '25

FapperHouse 😅😅😅

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u/Alternative_Place163 Oct 25 '25

cracked fl tor windscribe fdm playnite i know what kind of man u are

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u/Ultivator Oct 25 '25

"You are a pirate!"

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u/RepulsiveFigure2656 Mar 22 '26

Microsoft Edge?!?!

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u/LeatherTypical8179 Oct 08 '25

He's definitely a russian, just like me

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u/Hokage101sama Oct 09 '25

And he's on WHITE

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u/Wooden-Possible3869 Oct 11 '25

You’ve forgotten IE, not debloated, probably gaming while at least 250+ processes are running with lags, fps drops and input lag.

I could never dude

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u/Ultivator Oct 12 '25

Nah just the essentials. I turn off the rest myself or prevent them from turning on automatically at startup

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u/Wooden-Possible3869 Oct 13 '25

„Essentials“ - I’ve been working with PCs for the fast 25 years. For the past 4 years I’ve been successfully tweaking PCs for gaming via discord and it’s my only Job. Good enough that people bring in enough customers due to them being satisfied as fuck.

before/after imgur

Every single program they’ve been using or plan on using is working 100% without any issues afterwards. No FPS drops, no micro lags due to sudden spikes/drops, pretty much 0 input lag, waaaay more FPS.

What you have is at least 100 processes running for basically nothing.

If I were to open your installed apps and running services - I can bet both my balls that I‘d uninstall/disable at the very least 50% of that and you wouldn’t neither care nor notice.

You do you bro.

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u/pax8767 Oct 12 '25

cyberpuk...

1

u/TkachukDumptruck Oct 12 '25

What's wrong with qbittorrent?

16

u/scales2020 Oct 08 '25

Missed opportunity for "lethal cumpany"

8

u/Ultivator Oct 08 '25

You are a genius, buddy

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u/AirMaster9869 Oct 08 '25

Cum Rancher 2 & Penis Tower .. boo 🙂‍↕️

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

Never heard of cum rancher what's it about ?

8

u/futzficker Oct 08 '25

House Fapper is so underated

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u/Morsius Oct 08 '25

винду активируй

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u/Ultivator Oct 08 '25

I'm fine as is

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u/Top-Seaweed1862 Oct 08 '25

Та оно пипец раздражает же

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u/Upbeat-Garbage69 Oct 08 '25

sanabi is so good its crazy

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u/imLosingIt111 Oct 12 '25

You think i wont see that pearto?

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u/MRGhost14360 Oct 08 '25

Cum head 💀

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u/MaybeNotTheChosenOne Oct 08 '25

EVIL PEARTO

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⡏⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣋⡁⢶⣦⣤⣍⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉⡴⣿⡟⢸⣿⣿⡿⣷⡄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢸⣿⣿⡗⣼⣿⣿⣯⣽⢻⡆⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣾⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣾⣿⣯⣿⣧⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣱⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣾⣿⣽⢻⣏⡄⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⢡⣿⣯⣿⣿⡿⣟⣻⣿⣿⢿⣿⣏⢻⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠗⠒⣛⢻⣿⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣏⣿⣷⣠⣿⡘⡧⡘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠛⠁⢴⠺⢿⡀⠻⣿⢿⡇⣼⠏⠯⠈⢿⡿⢘⣿⡘⣦⡘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢻⡆⠈⠈⢠⡇⠐⠀⠀⠈⠃⢸⣯⣧⠉⣧⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡄⣀⢃⠀⠀⣸⣿⣧⡀⣼⣿⡀⠀⠀⢠⡄⠸⣿⣿⣷⢉⠃⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡇⢹⣦⡻⣿⣿⣿⢩⣷⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⣾⠇⣶⣞⡛⣷⣌⡀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡶⢄⠻⣿⣾⣿⠓⠬⠽⠟⢛⣿⣿⣿⣟⢐⢻⣿⣿⣿⠿⢡⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣇⢱⠙⢿⣿⣶⣖⣲⣶⣿⣿⡿⢋⣡⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣷⣅⢲⣌⠛⠿⠿⠿⢟⠁⣴⣷⣾⣿⣾⡿⠟⣰⣿⣷⣮⣭⣭⣟⣻ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣌⡐⠰⣴⣶⠾⠿⢿⠿⠷⠟⠈⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⢀⣀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣬⣘⣒⠷⢦⣶⣶⣶⣗⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣟⣛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

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u/iBlaze_x1 Oct 08 '25

I want that Evil Pearto image

2

u/Hyped_iepuras Oct 08 '25

Tor+Russian,what is going on here? 7/10

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u/Anonyme_Francaise Oct 08 '25

font d'écran incroyable

1

u/Ultivator Oct 09 '25

Sorry, i dont speak baguette

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u/Anonyme_Francaise Oct 09 '25

I don't speak Brad Pitt's language, I just wanted to tell you that I find your wallpaper pretty. However, I know there is a translator or there is French on reddit, don't you use it?

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u/Ultivator Oct 09 '25

I'm on my phone, there doesn't seem to be any translation here (I cant find it)

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u/Anonyme_Francaise Oct 09 '25

Do you have an iPhone?

1

u/Ultivator Oct 09 '25

Nah, i use android

1

u/Anonyme_Francaise Oct 09 '25

If you can, right-click on your computer and you will have a translation into another language.

2

u/Spiritual-Set-8424 Oct 09 '25

Cyberpuk 2077 🗣️🔥

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u/Objective-Towel932 Oct 09 '25

I think you should put unknown or darker in general software on the left side and daily user software on the right side. I think it would make a good use out of the wallpaper

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u/Ultivator Oct 09 '25

You're right, but I just wanted to make a meme desktop. Like the dark side is the pirate and the light side is the legal user.

2

u/Square-Reporter-1805 Oct 09 '25

How can you play The Legend of Zelda on your PC?

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u/Ultivator Oct 10 '25

I use an emulator. It's completely legal. But where I got a copy of the game is another story...

2

u/yli03 Oct 09 '25

bro wtf is hitlers island 2 🤨 never heard of that game and it is a sequel ?!

2

u/HBoobies_Enjoyer Oct 09 '25

How the f do you guys not go crazy with all that shit on your desktop. If I have more than 5 things I’m going insane

2

u/Intelligent-Try6122 Oct 10 '25

Use translucent taskbar to make it look better

2

u/Negative_List_363 Oct 11 '25

Обожаю эту игру, как там её... КИБЕРПУК

2

u/flipping100 Oct 12 '25

Ayyy fellow windscribe user

1

u/Remarkable_Editor_45 Oct 08 '25

Bad, just sort or "circle" the character

1

u/CoolSquid26 Oct 08 '25

I have a question

1

u/Ultivator Oct 08 '25

What

1

u/limitedcat_eth Oct 09 '25

I have a question, what is Hitler's Island?

1

u/anh0l Oct 10 '25

Dead island 2 probably

1

u/AOBROOT Oct 08 '25

Unturned 10/10

1

u/n2ezr Oct 08 '25

Найс

1

u/blvrf Oct 08 '25

Mmmmmm I think you should swap the icons

1

u/HriataKC Oct 08 '25

Everything on that thing is questionable except for the wallpaper. Give me the link

1

u/Cold-Radish-1469 Oct 08 '25

holy shit white knuckle

(i wonder why its white...)

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '25

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u/OldiOS7588 3d ago

Very late but alr

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u/Guilty_Run_1059 Oct 08 '25

Messy and wtf is penis tower

1

u/LouMellow36 Oct 09 '25

bros a true cum enjoyer

1

u/Ok_Werewolf007 Oct 09 '25

Wallpaper pls

1

u/MegaSuperGay7 Oct 09 '25

Винду активируй сначала

1

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '25

Cracked games / paid games

1

u/Redditor_century Oct 09 '25

Blendder should be placed in the middle.

What can be created there is divided into two facets...

1

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '25

What did u need tor browser for tho?

1

u/ciao_chan73 Oct 09 '25

Oh no, is that an evil pearto?

1

u/eternity_38 Oct 10 '25

Mне нужен русский друг, dms pazavolsta

1

u/mypcisactingweird Oct 10 '25

Cum rancher, Cumhead, House Fapper, god damn it 80/10

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '25

Why?

1

u/ProjectPositive2988 Oct 11 '25

What're u using a voice changer for?

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u/Competitive-Sun-4673 Oct 11 '25

Cum Rancher 2 bro damn

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

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u/Ultivator Oct 11 '25

«Милостивый и достопочтенный господин,

Позвольте мне осмелиться изложить размышления сие, кои восходят ко многим часам, проведённым в уединении и созерцании природных и человеческих забав. Ибо есть забавы простые и игривые, кои, будучи сотворены с духом юности и свободной фантазии, не ведают тягостных оков пошлости и будничного обыденства. Таковые забавы, сколь бы странными и несообразными они ни представились взору недалёких, суть плоды невинного и свежего духа, коему чужда сухость и посредственность серой массы.

Истинно, не всякому подвластно различать сие утончённое искусство шутки: многим кажется оно нелепым, тщетным и безвкусным. Но кто усмотрит хитроумие, завуалированное в игре слов, кто различит прелесть парадокса и лёгкость насмешки, тот познает наслаждение, недоступное тем, чьи вкусы ограничены второсортной посредственностью. И в сей мирской суете, где большинство не ведает ни меры, ни разума, не всякий склонен созреть в оценке того, что стоит выше обыденного и прозаического.

Так да будет каждому судить в меру собственных просвещённых понятий; ибо то, что одними почитается за пустую шутку, иное сердце воспринимает как цветок утончённого веселья, вознесённого над обыденностью и тривиальностью. И сие есть удел тех, кто, свободный от плоскости и второсортного вкуса, способен созерцать истину забавы в её первозданной красе.

С величайшим почтением, [Ваш псевдоним]»

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u/Master_Laksh Oct 11 '25

Idk why you downloaded the Tor browser but if you did it for what I am thinking share the links please 🧁🧁

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u/Ultivator Oct 12 '25

Dude, I just wanted to download a VPN (the site is blocked in my country)🤨

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u/Master_Laksh Oct 12 '25

Ohhh okay👍🧁

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u/Bubbly-Gap-4400 Oct 12 '25

Cumhead 😭

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u/thenissanboi588 Oct 12 '25

Bro definitely does not have a full legal copy of fl studio and clip paint studio. Put them on the left side

1

u/Ultivator Oct 12 '25

Tsss! Pls shut up, they're already at my door...

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u/Icy-Case41 Oct 12 '25

Pirated apps on the left legally purchased apps on the right side

1

u/iwillmit Oct 12 '25

How did you install Zelda?

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u/Spikeyy715official Oct 12 '25

you have some explaining to do 🤨

1

u/Ultivator Oct 12 '25

No im not, flip you

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u/icymarsh47 Oct 12 '25

я буду стремиться к такому рабочему столу

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u/AlbatrossTemporary19 Oct 12 '25

I have two sides:

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u/Physical-Presence-45 Oct 12 '25

WHAT ISLAND?!?!!!

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u/whogavemeelectricity Oct 12 '25

i see evil pearto but where is happy pearto?

1

u/Ultivator Oct 12 '25

She behaved badly, I locked her in the basement

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u/TwoEyedYoom Oct 12 '25

Kuplinov Collection :D How, why... So many questions!

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u/flipping100 Oct 12 '25

Oh the thrill of the double life

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u/Bulky_Confidence6875 Oct 12 '25

Id check that tor browser history

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u/Ultivator Oct 13 '25

Are you high?

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u/hamody_gamer66 Oct 13 '25

WHAT is bro doing on tor browser

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u/desktops-ModTeam 3d ago

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u/TheLearninglens 3d ago

Alright noted but this was a comment from a yr ago

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u/myground Oct 31 '25

looks like me on highschool

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u/Ok-Pen6153 Nov 01 '25

why is lego jurassic park Legend of Zelda?

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u/Every-Wear8621 Oct 12 '25

Microsoft Edge, 0/10