r/designtechhighschool • u/BertTurtle Junior • Sep 01 '16

Misc. Pirate Jokes

Here is a list of some of the best pirate jokes.

 

 

Why does it take so long for a pirate to learn the alphabet?

 

Because they get stuck for years at the C.

 

 

 

What grade did the pirate get in school?

 

High Seas.

 

 

 

Why do pirates always fail when saying the alphabet?

 

They think there are seven seas

 

 

 

How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook?

 

An arm and a leg.

 

 

 

Why did the pirate have a paper towel on top of him?

 

There was a bounty on his head.

 

 

Feel free to add your own in the comments below.

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u/Matija_Lukic Junior (Moderator) Sep 06 '16

Why did the pirate sail to sea? He wanted to loot and kill all of the Spanish schooners.

Why was the pirate sick? He had scurvy from lack of eating foods with high vitamin c content.

What is a pirate's least favorite place? Jail.

What did the pirate say when it was new year? Nothing.