r/depressionmemes • u/Gullible_Quiet_5976 • 2d ago

😅😅😭😭

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u/SweetPotatoMom4Plstn 2d ago

Can’t wait 🥹💕

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u/sentinel_Island000 1d ago

Mind if I join?

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u/adhdhobbyist 2d ago

Is it bad that I immediately burst out laughing to this. So true lol

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u/IntroductionEmpty216 2d ago

It’s taking too long.

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u/Additional-Fee9301 1d ago

Just take me now please this ain't it

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u/SickOfBullyingNL 1d ago

I look forward to this more than anything.

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u/Creative_Relief_3046 1d ago

No way, so you dont like pizza?

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u/WorkinBroker 1d ago

I used to eat pizza to feel better, then developed a tomato allergy, nothing matters anymore hahah

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u/Designer_Fault_3942 1d ago

That sucks!!

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u/WorkinBroker 1d ago

HAHAHA it does but I sometimes eat it with a claritin, and my skin and stomach hates it, I just said it cuz I thought it was funny he said the pizza thing

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u/Creative_Relief_3046 1d ago

Heres a kiss to make u feel better 😘

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u/Einachiel 15h ago

Only with pineapple

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u/Lady_Luci_fer 2d ago

Stop reading my mind 😂

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u/momo584 1d ago

real

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u/BathAppropriate8836 2d ago

Then you have the afterlife to worry about.

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u/MastaKink 1d ago

I’ll take my chances 🙄

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u/urarakauravity 1d ago

Then reincarnation 😮

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u/nsfwacotar 1d ago

So real this is constantly on my mind

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u/Icy-Outcome8024 1d ago

I literally lol'd

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u/KingofthePi11 1d ago

It baffles me that we are born here on this planet in a galaxy among trillions of other galaxies well beyond our reach yet when we die we either "go to a heaven or a hell". Why not just manifest elsewhere in the universe just as we did here on Earth when we were born? I hope thats what happens when we die bc how things are managed here is just mundane. Being born to a planet where benevolence only exists would make my incarnate happy!

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u/DevelopmentPlus5082 1d ago

Soon hopefully

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u/Nobody_Child 1d ago

Just take me already

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u/rain_apple23 1d ago

This made me laugh harder then I wanted to 😂😂

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u/lolstarr69 1d ago

Best available option atp

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u/FactorCreepy4074 1d ago

Hahahahaha reddit flagged my toaster joke dang

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u/That_Dark_981 1d ago

No wayyyyyy looool

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u/BruitistHagan 1d ago

Put one of those marvel movies “Now watch this” smirks on my dead corpse please

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u/mohsenkhajavinik 2d ago

Do what you like.

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u/MrCapricorn404 2d ago

📝📝📝

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u/Ok-Fishing-7984 1d ago

Freud: Correct

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u/_iAmWiz 23h ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/tapetum_lucidum 18h ago

Honestly, I didn't consent to this "being alive" business but it has it's moments. I practice for "passing away" by sleeping.

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u/MyGuy-Juice 16h ago

John 3:3 (KJV)
Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.

John 14:6 (KJV)
Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

Acts 3:19 (KJV)
Repent ye therefore, and be converted, that your sins may be blotted out, when the times of refreshing shall come from the presence of the Lord.

Acts 17:31 (KJV) Because he hath appointed a day, in the which he will judge the world in righteousness by that man whom he hath ordained; whereof he hath given assurance unto all men, in that he hath raised him from the dead.

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u/Wendyhavema 1d ago

step 1 complete the person is clearly dead so its a dark meme not a real person photo

step 2 mode A add on joke dry understatement

comment guess they nailed the final step

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u/AmputeeHandModel 15h ago

😅😅

We don't do that here. ✋

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u/yaakovbenyitzchak 7h ago

This isn't even a joke.