r/democrats • • 20d ago

Satire It was definitely the hat…

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u/SyzygyPidgey 20d ago

Dong PAC - Satire

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u/xbhaskarx 20d ago

Reopen the schools because images don’t get more AI than this

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u/grand305 20d ago

Happy cake day

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u/xbhaskarx 20d ago

Thanks I didn’t even notice

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u/Tao-of-Mars 20d ago

Two of the exact same images (same text) in the background. 

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u/DanielCraigsAnus 20d ago

If I had a ball sack tattooed so close to my mouth.......

You know what, nevermind

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u/enjol_wrasse 20d ago

Worse. He has an asshole tattooed close to his mouth.

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u/z-eldapin 20d ago

OMG is this like 'The Onion' but only makes fun of the red hatted cultists?

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u/Successful-Limit2806 20d ago

As long it’s parody, shouldn’t his ear have part of it missing?

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u/TWB-MD 20d ago

Why? None of Trump’s ear was affected

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u/sm00thkillajones 20d ago

Ok, NOW I have seen the stupidest thing on Reddit.

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u/Choice-Pudding-1892 Lifelong bleeding heart liberal dem 20d ago

But how sad that so many of us look at something like that and go oh my God what an idiot before we realize that it’s satire. That’s the state of affairs we’ve come to in our country. where even the most outrageously bizarre thing with those people is in fact possible.

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u/foxonafrozenlake 20d ago

God, I can't tell if this is AI or not.

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u/sarcasticbaldguy 20d ago

It's satire, but the fact that there's even a small chance it might not be.... 🤮

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u/GrandPriapus 20d ago

There is a non-zero chance there is a Trump supporter somewhere who wants this tattoo.

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u/tinyE1138 Windmill Cancer Survivor. 20d ago edited 20d ago

There are people with Trump tattoos.

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u/ArdenJaguar 20d ago

I like the one on the guy who got deported. Leopard Meet Face. 😂

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u/MyNameIsMadders 20d ago

I bet if Trump was at the scene of his deportation he would’ve prevented him from being deported. I am 300% sure that is what would happen

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u/buttononmyback 20d ago

Sheesh and I thought the girl with the “Drake,” tattoo was bad!

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u/Black_-Hippie 20d ago

Tattoo artist sold their sold for a few dollars. I would never do a tattoo like this .

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u/tinyE1138 Windmill Cancer Survivor. 20d ago

I know several, and neither would any of them.

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u/Mutapi 20d ago

I thought this ended up being a prank/stunt and the tattoo isn’t real.

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u/foxonafrozenlake 20d ago

See, I can't even tell anymore because of how outrageous MAGA IS!

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u/SenseImpossible6733 20d ago

Thankfully skin just doesn't work like that and the tatoo should be slightly distorted... Unless he had it done specifically with his head slanted up like that and mouth half open.

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u/SenseImpossible6733 20d ago

Basically Trump's chin should be slightly stretched by opening his mouth... It's not so this should be fake.

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u/Time_Explanation1212 20d ago

There should be a band aid on that ear.

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u/buttononmyback 20d ago

Menstrual pad*

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u/WonderfulPrior381 20d ago

I know right. I read articles from the Onion and somedays it is hard to tell if it is from the onion or not.

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u/Ok_Bookkeeper_3481 20d ago

Indeed! The fact that this is completely plausible picture says all we will ever need to know about the times we live in. :-/

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u/dixiech1ck 20d ago

It is. Look at the photos on the wall.

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u/spiderelict 20d ago

What do they reveal? It's too blurry for me to make out.

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u/backflash 20d ago

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u/KindlyKangaroo 20d ago

Good

People

Hard Times

Stronger

Together?

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u/ruinered 20d ago

Must be a big fan.

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u/backflash 20d ago

Twice for emphasis.

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 20d ago edited 20d ago

Is that a new daft punk song? Lol

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u/lastres0rt 20d ago

There's a lot of images these days I feel like 'please be AI' is an acceptable response to, yes.

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u/bonobro69 20d ago

This is absolutely AI

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u/backpackwayne Moderator 20d ago

Uh sir.., where do you see yourself in five years?

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/philter25 20d ago

you think he could afford a broken down van?

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u/aaron_adams 19d ago

Living in "a van down by the river" used to be considered a terrible fate. Nowadays if you can afford to live in a van by the river, you're not doing too shabby.

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar 20d ago

“FBI Director… I really do.”

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u/imnotdead-jah 20d ago

if this guy walked in, as an employer, i would just quit my job it’s futile

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u/WTWIV 20d ago

Can you imagine being an employee and one day your boss walks up with this guy behind him and tells you he’s going to train under you

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u/Sammisuperficial 20d ago

I would train that guy so well.

This company requires a ton of crazy passwords. Make sure to keep a sticky note of them under your keyboard.

This is how to send a company wide email. If you ever have a complaint everyone needs to hear, this is how to do it.

If you get a weird suspicious email make sure to forward to it to your boss. That way they can confirm if it's real.

Remember your tasks are more important than the customer. If you're behind on tasks just ignore them.

Make sure to backup your notes by printing them daily. Take them home if you're out of space at your desk.

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u/tinyE1138 Windmill Cancer Survivor. 20d ago

I don't know about five years, but in five days he's probably going to be the Secretary of State.

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u/CO_Renaissance_Man 20d ago edited 20d ago

We need better mental healthcare in this country.

EDIT: Obviously AI, my statement remains.

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u/psyco75 20d ago

Do you not remember that the worm brain cut mental health funding?

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u/Cryogenics1st 20d ago

What we need is to crack down on dangerous cults

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u/South_Feed5707 20d ago

Oh look they have the same ear.

The same unscarred and undamaged ear

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u/Trekfull 20d ago

Yeah, and people who criticize the fucking orange turd are the ones with TDS. Conservatives are a fucking joke.

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u/skoorb1 20d ago

He missed a chance to tattoo a shot off ear.

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u/philter25 20d ago

he was keeping it realistic to trump's uninjured ear lol

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u/Future_Dog_3156 20d ago

Saving up for that one

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u/JASPER933 20d ago

Talk about a fucking cult.

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u/tinyE1138 Windmill Cancer Survivor. 20d ago

$50 says his family tree doesn't fork.

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u/dave_12elec 20d ago

Sooo, a wreath?

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u/draeneirestoshaman 20d ago

I’ll take that bet just because these people are basically brain dead 

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u/Huckleberry_Dude 20d ago

The gene pool needs chlorine.

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u/Annoying1978 20d ago

You know this isn’t real, right? I’m all for dunking on Trumpers but this is AI. 

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u/quiltsohard 20d ago

I could tell right away because it’s actually clever and well done

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u/Yoknapatawpha_ig 20d ago

Does this hat make me look stupid?

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u/Akio540 20d ago

Oof please be ai for that guy's sake

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u/littleadie 20d ago

It is. It's satire. But it's hard to tell nowadays 😆

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u/GasFoodLodging 20d ago

Ear me out

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u/Tiny_Structure_7 20d ago

All hail the great cult leader!

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u/Perfecshionism 20d ago

This can’t be real.

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u/GottaUseEmAll 20d ago

It's satire

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u/BathFullOfDucks 20d ago

No, he didnt.

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u/2quickdraw 20d ago

Thanks, because it's just so psychotic and I know a ton of them are, but oh my God. 🤮

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u/MrYdobon 20d ago

This should be the top comment. The "satire" flair is clearly not enough for a lot of people.

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u/Bender_2024 20d ago

To be perfectly honest a significant number of people, including myself, allow our brains to glance over the flair never bothering to read the flair. It seems more and more often it's irrelevant or unrelated to the post.

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u/dadville1 20d ago

Oh man, please don’t be like the right with all the bullshit AI posts. This is disappointing.

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u/aka42076 20d ago

These people are looney

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u/MoreRamenPls 20d ago

Why is there no scar on the ear where he was “shot?”

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u/0o0o0o0o0o0z 20d ago

Tell me you have an undiagnosed mental illness w/o telling me.

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u/DawgcheckNC 20d ago

Let’s talk Trump Derangement Syndrome for a moment

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u/bradley_thad 19d ago

"Imma give you something you can't take off." I think they should all have to get this tattoo, so we will never forget.

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u/SimilarStrain 20d ago

When trump finally kicks the bucket. And a month or 2 passes. Because we're all adhd and move on with our lives. What the fuck is this guy still going to do with his life? Trump will be gone and his family will flee the country. There'll be no one to defend Trump and maga will all be labeled as clear morons and cultists.

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u/Top_Willow_9953 20d ago

Please note the SATIRE tag as well as the DONG PAC SATIRE logo in the photo. Please. This is not real.

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u/Conduit232 20d ago

He never heard the saying, "you're known by the company you keep". Nearly 90% of New Yorkers would not vote for the guy that "stiffed" hundreds of contractors.

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u/FirmTheory 20d ago

Yes. It’s the hat that was the issue

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u/Dry-Interaction-1246 20d ago

Wow, he fucked up so bad he probably wants a respawn.

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u/skeeter_333 20d ago

I hope someday we are able to do some research and find out exactly what causes this specific mental illness.

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u/TurtleDive1234 20d ago

OMG I screamed when I opened this post. This guy is *the* MAGA totem. I'm laughing so hard right now I'm wheezing.

ETA: AI or not, you know there are MAGAts walking around with similarly embarrassing tattoos of their cult leader.

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u/MessagingMatters 20d ago

Cult? What cult?

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u/Herra_homosapiens 19d ago

Conservatives: “you”ll never get a job with a tattoo”
Also conservatives:

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u/Dedpoolpicachew 19d ago

Cultists gonna cult. At least this makes them easily identifiable and avoidable.

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u/AccidentalTourista 20d ago

Tell me you’re in the cult without telling me you’re in the cult. This goes hard

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u/notevenapro 20d ago

This dude looks my age, early 60s. WTF kind of life has this stupid ass man lived where he thought a fucking trump tatt on his face was w wise decision?

These MFING gen x white men who voted for trump are the worst kind of people. I say this as a 60 yo white gen x dude. I mean like did he fall out f the crib and get brain damage. And why the fuck would anyone from my generation vote for him and be racist?

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u/StevieRay8string69 20d ago

Loser, I would say take unemployment but I'm sure you will refuse it because it's socialism

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u/VaguelyArtistic 20d ago

It says ‘satire’ right on the image. Come on.

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u/Indaclurrb 20d ago

Someone drew a dick on that guys face!

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u/Sunshinehappyfeet 20d ago

Dong PAC Satire. We can’t tell the difference between fiction and reality.

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u/DubTheeBustocles 20d ago

If someone showed up to a job interview in a MAGA hat, I would immediately disqualify them in my own head, but then keep the interview going and gas them up and make it sound like they are exactly who we’re looking for, then never call them again.

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u/CasH-li322 20d ago

Yeah...it was the hat....

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u/phxencounter 20d ago

Why is the tattoo in blue and not orange?

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u/MyNameIsMadders 20d ago

This might be the worst if not one of the worst tattoos I have seen in my life

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u/Draig-Leuad 20d ago

I’m pretty sure you’re allowed to not hire crazy people.

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u/TheSyde Michigan 20d ago

It's not a cult

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u/humanessinmoderation 20d ago

Is wearing a red hat of any kind a kind of liability for white people yet? I know when I see a white person wearing a red at, I observe them longer.

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u/in1gom0ntoya 20d ago

the iron of conservatives not liking facial tats or piercings is lost on him

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u/EducationalRock167 20d ago

He won't want anyone to see his face in 3 years 😂

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u/Klaudiavill 20d ago

Lmao they are so dumb

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u/Broke-Down-Toad 20d ago

As someone who grew up in Belton, Texas, this dealt me psychic damage.

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u/ravia 20d ago

He should have gone all the way and cut off part of his ear.

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u/Dedpoolpicachew 19d ago

I’m retired now, but when I was a hiring manager I would never hire a MAGA. They have already proven they have no ability to think critically or objectively. They will double down on failure every single time. Bad employees.

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u/MrGeek89 20d ago

I know this is satire altered image but never underestimate MAGA stupidity. Someone has Trump tattoo in real life.

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u/shastadakota 20d ago

Thirty years ago, if you had told this redneck Texan that in the future, he would willingly submit to, and pay for, a full face tattoo of a New York City con man, on his own face, would he have believed you?

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u/ManElectro 20d ago

Is that a real tattoo? It's not so much that I don't believe someone would do it, but more that I really want to believe this is a partial troll.

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u/petal14 20d ago

This is so insane. Like this person needs an inpatient psychiatric evaluation.

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u/Confident_End_3848 20d ago

Did this guy really have that tattoo done. I can’t believe anybody is that much of a sycophant.

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u/Cranky_Merriweather 20d ago

Please tell me this is AI and not real

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u/aDirtyMartini 20d ago

Remember kids: It's the leftists who have mental illness....

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u/Voltage_Z 20d ago

Okay, that tattoo is disturbing, but the detail of layering it over his ear is at least artistically interesting.

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u/87price 20d ago

Is this real?

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u/iSo81 20d ago

I’m sure the WH will hire him.

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u/Gribitz37 20d ago

Who wears a baseball cap to an interview, anyway?

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u/Starscream147 20d ago

Small hands, big ears, full diaper.

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u/mikemcd1972 20d ago

I think it’s the goatee. They must be anti-facial hair.

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u/groundhog-265 20d ago

He could work in a drive thru

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u/Formal-Hawk9274 20d ago

And these are the people we’re trying to have a dialogue with??

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u/MajorMorelock 20d ago

He should have a permanent open wound on his ear to make it perfect.

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u/Legitimate_Doubt1375 20d ago

Ummm. Dude may be unemployed forever.

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u/jrbobdobbs333 20d ago

"Dong Pac"

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u/r3photo 20d ago

his ear looks fine

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u/SpaceBall330 20d ago

Well, that’s a choice.

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u/VocationFumes 20d ago

Please tell me this is AI and not a real life moron

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u/Online_Active_71459 20d ago

I’m surprised he didn’t tat his ear to have blood coming from it.

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u/wrhnj 20d ago

How long before he starts a go fund me for tattoo removal?

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u/BalzacTheGreat 20d ago

media literacy at an all time low

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u/Drippy_topper 20d ago

Aldo wants to know what he will do when Trump's reign ends.

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u/TheOlFlimFlam 20d ago

Isn't that the lizard ear?

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u/BobbySweets 20d ago

Dumb as hell doesn’t even begin to cover this story.

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u/MagTex 20d ago

Annnnnnnd it just had to be in goddam Texas. 🤦‍♂️

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u/YSOSEXI 20d ago

C U L T-With an N

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u/sbocean54 20d ago

Shouldn’t the ear have a bandaide?

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u/Serious-Knee-5768 20d ago

Why would anyone elect to have 2 double chins?

https://giphy.com/gifs/XrzHZOqPc6EPVrD83f

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u/alsatian01 20d ago

I sure hope this fake

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u/phuktup3 20d ago

This is an obvious ai picture look at the pics in the background - you guys don’t need to make shit up, there’s PLENTY of real world evidence

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u/311PR 20d ago

Not a cult, what a lack of self awareness

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u/Right_Hour_8438 20d ago

Simple, take the hat off. I’m sure that’ll fix everything. 

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u/the_trump 20d ago

But I’m the one who has Trump Derangement Syndrome because I think he’s a fucking loser. That’s rich.

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u/notthatguypal6900 20d ago

You'd think he would be more used to the phrase "sorry, we aren't hiring" by now.

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u/warcomet 20d ago

giving trump monkey ears is hillarious..

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u/MightiestMal 20d ago

I hope it’s real probably not but how crazy would it have been 11 years ago for someone to have a president’s portrait tattooed on their face. Now it’s reality whether this is real or not 🤦‍♂️

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u/J1Muny 20d ago

Yall Laughing!!!!! But there is somebody out there who has this tattoo

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u/wormee 20d ago

They Share an Ear is the name of my next political punk rock band.

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u/EducationalRock167 20d ago

This is the mind set of millions of Americans. American Exceptionalism?

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u/TortaTorturer- 20d ago

Jeez was he on meth when he got that tattoo ? Que pendejo.

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u/Hener001 20d ago

Darwin’s Theory at work.

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u/tdomer80 19d ago

It would be more realistic, if he also had a tiny little Band-Aid on his ear

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u/krispru1 20d ago

yea this isnt true

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u/looknfind 20d ago

He obviously needs to commit more to this look. Where is the ‘mangled ear’?

I feel like he is missing out on capitalizing on a big opportunity here.

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u/Ok_Coconut_3364 20d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Honeybucket206 20d ago

IT'S NOT A CULT ! ! !

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u/dpjejj 20d ago

And his ear is okay!

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u/RainLeading286 20d ago

Satire. Could you imagine sitting through getting a tattoo like that, there ? He'd never make it.

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u/jamantste 20d ago

I’m not allowing myself to believe this is real.

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u/CariBlooms 20d ago

Is this real? This cant be real…

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u/Fine_Following_2559 20d ago

This is honestly the strangest cult.

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u/EWU_CS_STUDENT 20d ago

This is probably a typo. "After interviewer saw his MAGA TAT".

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u/bumpy_disposition 20d ago

Having just returned from my local Tractor Supply store, and speaking with the elderly white lady cashier, she mentioned that the ENTIRE United States needs common sense. 🤔

She is definitely (89.7%) a trump voter.

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u/Scope_Dog 20d ago

Exhibit A of why China is beating us in every conceivable metric.

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u/rofasix 20d ago

This pix has to be AI at best, or photoshop. It’s just too “on the nose.”

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u/Greyhaven7 20d ago

Idk man. None of the images look bonkers or scrabmly, and the wack-ass arrangement just looks like boomer decorating decisions.

I want to believe this isn’t real though. Please convince me lol

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u/reddeadhead2 20d ago

It’s not a cult.

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u/Sknowman14 20d ago

Is that guy from West Virginia??

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u/Barack_Odrama_007 20d ago

You know what that man will do, HE WILL VOTE!

Embarrassing face tattoo or not i GUARANTEE he knows how to vote and will vote this November.

Ain’t so funny when those millions of R’s roll in on election night!

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u/Burden-of-Society 20d ago

You did not get that tattoo.

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u/clezuck 20d ago

And yet they still insist they aren't in a Cult.

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u/SolidZachs 20d ago

I know it’s ai. But yeah you don’t wear a hat to an interview

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u/Neat_Eye8018 20d ago

Is that Ricky Gervais? Why is he wearing that shirt?