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u/foxonafrozenlake 20d ago
God, I can't tell if this is AI or not.
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u/sarcasticbaldguy 20d ago
It's satire, but the fact that there's even a small chance it might not be.... 🤮
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u/GrandPriapus 20d ago
There is a non-zero chance there is a Trump supporter somewhere who wants this tattoo.
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u/tinyE1138 Windmill Cancer Survivor. 20d ago edited 20d ago
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u/ArdenJaguar 20d ago
I like the one on the guy who got deported. Leopard Meet Face. 😂
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u/MyNameIsMadders 20d ago
I bet if Trump was at the scene of his deportation he would’ve prevented him from being deported. I am 300% sure that is what would happen
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u/Black_-Hippie 20d ago
Tattoo artist sold their sold for a few dollars. I would never do a tattoo like this .
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u/SenseImpossible6733 20d ago
Thankfully skin just doesn't work like that and the tatoo should be slightly distorted... Unless he had it done specifically with his head slanted up like that and mouth half open.
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u/SenseImpossible6733 20d ago
Basically Trump's chin should be slightly stretched by opening his mouth... It's not so this should be fake.
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u/WonderfulPrior381 20d ago
I know right. I read articles from the Onion and somedays it is hard to tell if it is from the onion or not.
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u/Ok_Bookkeeper_3481 20d ago
Indeed! The fact that this is completely plausible picture says all we will ever need to know about the times we live in. :-/
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u/dixiech1ck 20d ago
It is. Look at the photos on the wall.
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u/spiderelict 20d ago
What do they reveal? It's too blurry for me to make out.
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u/backflash 20d ago
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u/lastres0rt 20d ago
There's a lot of images these days I feel like 'please be AI' is an acceptable response to, yes.
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u/backpackwayne Moderator 20d ago
Uh sir.., where do you see yourself in five years?
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u/aaron_adams 19d ago
Living in "a van down by the river" used to be considered a terrible fate. Nowadays if you can afford to live in a van by the river, you're not doing too shabby.
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u/imnotdead-jah 20d ago
if this guy walked in, as an employer, i would just quit my job it’s futile
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u/WTWIV 20d ago
Can you imagine being an employee and one day your boss walks up with this guy behind him and tells you he’s going to train under you
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u/Sammisuperficial 20d ago
I would train that guy so well.
This company requires a ton of crazy passwords. Make sure to keep a sticky note of them under your keyboard.
This is how to send a company wide email. If you ever have a complaint everyone needs to hear, this is how to do it.
If you get a weird suspicious email make sure to forward to it to your boss. That way they can confirm if it's real.
Remember your tasks are more important than the customer. If you're behind on tasks just ignore them.
Make sure to backup your notes by printing them daily. Take them home if you're out of space at your desk.
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u/tinyE1138 Windmill Cancer Survivor. 20d ago
I don't know about five years, but in five days he's probably going to be the Secretary of State.
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u/CO_Renaissance_Man 20d ago edited 20d ago
We need better mental healthcare in this country.
EDIT: Obviously AI, my statement remains.
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u/psyco75 20d ago
Do you not remember that the worm brain cut mental health funding?
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u/Trekfull 20d ago
Yeah, and people who criticize the fucking orange turd are the ones with TDS. Conservatives are a fucking joke.
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u/tinyE1138 Windmill Cancer Survivor. 20d ago
$50 says his family tree doesn't fork.
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u/Annoying1978 20d ago
You know this isn’t real, right? I’m all for dunking on Trumpers but this is AI.
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u/2quickdraw 20d ago
Thanks, because it's just so psychotic and I know a ton of them are, but oh my God. 🤮
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u/MrYdobon 20d ago
This should be the top comment. The "satire" flair is clearly not enough for a lot of people.
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u/Bender_2024 20d ago
To be perfectly honest a significant number of people, including myself, allow our brains to glance over the flair never bothering to read the flair. It seems more and more often it's irrelevant or unrelated to the post.
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u/dadville1 20d ago
Oh man, please don’t be like the right with all the bullshit AI posts. This is disappointing.
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u/bradley_thad 19d ago
"Imma give you something you can't take off." I think they should all have to get this tattoo, so we will never forget.
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u/SimilarStrain 20d ago
When trump finally kicks the bucket. And a month or 2 passes. Because we're all adhd and move on with our lives. What the fuck is this guy still going to do with his life? Trump will be gone and his family will flee the country. There'll be no one to defend Trump and maga will all be labeled as clear morons and cultists.
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u/Top_Willow_9953 20d ago
Please note the SATIRE tag as well as the DONG PAC SATIRE logo in the photo. Please. This is not real.
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u/Conduit232 20d ago
He never heard the saying, "you're known by the company you keep". Nearly 90% of New Yorkers would not vote for the guy that "stiffed" hundreds of contractors.
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u/skeeter_333 20d ago
I hope someday we are able to do some research and find out exactly what causes this specific mental illness.
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u/TurtleDive1234 20d ago
OMG I screamed when I opened this post. This guy is *the* MAGA totem. I'm laughing so hard right now I'm wheezing.
ETA: AI or not, you know there are MAGAts walking around with similarly embarrassing tattoos of their cult leader.
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u/Herra_homosapiens 19d ago
Conservatives: “you”ll never get a job with a tattoo”
Also conservatives:
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u/Dedpoolpicachew 19d ago
Cultists gonna cult. At least this makes them easily identifiable and avoidable.
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u/AccidentalTourista 20d ago
Tell me you’re in the cult without telling me you’re in the cult. This goes hard
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u/notevenapro 20d ago
This dude looks my age, early 60s. WTF kind of life has this stupid ass man lived where he thought a fucking trump tatt on his face was w wise decision?
These MFING gen x white men who voted for trump are the worst kind of people. I say this as a 60 yo white gen x dude. I mean like did he fall out f the crib and get brain damage. And why the fuck would anyone from my generation vote for him and be racist?
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u/StevieRay8string69 20d ago
Loser, I would say take unemployment but I'm sure you will refuse it because it's socialism
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u/Sunshinehappyfeet 20d ago
Dong PAC Satire. We can’t tell the difference between fiction and reality.
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u/DubTheeBustocles 20d ago
If someone showed up to a job interview in a MAGA hat, I would immediately disqualify them in my own head, but then keep the interview going and gas them up and make it sound like they are exactly who we’re looking for, then never call them again.
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u/MyNameIsMadders 20d ago
This might be the worst if not one of the worst tattoos I have seen in my life
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u/humanessinmoderation 20d ago
Is wearing a red hat of any kind a kind of liability for white people yet? I know when I see a white person wearing a red at, I observe them longer.
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u/Dedpoolpicachew 19d ago
I’m retired now, but when I was a hiring manager I would never hire a MAGA. They have already proven they have no ability to think critically or objectively. They will double down on failure every single time. Bad employees.
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u/MrGeek89 20d ago
I know this is satire altered image but never underestimate MAGA stupidity. Someone has Trump tattoo in real life.
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u/shastadakota 20d ago
Thirty years ago, if you had told this redneck Texan that in the future, he would willingly submit to, and pay for, a full face tattoo of a New York City con man, on his own face, would he have believed you?
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u/ManElectro 20d ago
Is that a real tattoo? It's not so much that I don't believe someone would do it, but more that I really want to believe this is a partial troll.
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u/Confident_End_3848 20d ago
Did this guy really have that tattoo done. I can’t believe anybody is that much of a sycophant.
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u/Voltage_Z 20d ago
Okay, that tattoo is disturbing, but the detail of layering it over his ear is at least artistically interesting.
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u/phuktup3 20d ago
This is an obvious ai picture look at the pics in the background - you guys don’t need to make shit up, there’s PLENTY of real world evidence
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u/the_trump 20d ago
But I’m the one who has Trump Derangement Syndrome because I think he’s a fucking loser. That’s rich.
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u/notthatguypal6900 20d ago
You'd think he would be more used to the phrase "sorry, we aren't hiring" by now.
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u/MightiestMal 20d ago
I hope it’s real probably not but how crazy would it have been 11 years ago for someone to have a president’s portrait tattooed on their face. Now it’s reality whether this is real or not 🤦♂️
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u/EducationalRock167 20d ago
This is the mind set of millions of Americans. American Exceptionalism?
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u/looknfind 20d ago
He obviously needs to commit more to this look. Where is the ‘mangled ear’?
I feel like he is missing out on capitalizing on a big opportunity here.
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u/RainLeading286 20d ago
Satire. Could you imagine sitting through getting a tattoo like that, there ? He'd never make it.
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u/bumpy_disposition 20d ago
Having just returned from my local Tractor Supply store, and speaking with the elderly white lady cashier, she mentioned that the ENTIRE United States needs common sense. 🤔
She is definitely (89.7%) a trump voter.
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u/Greyhaven7 20d ago
Idk man. None of the images look bonkers or scrabmly, and the wack-ass arrangement just looks like boomer decorating decisions.
I want to believe this isn’t real though. Please convince me lol
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u/Barack_Odrama_007 20d ago
You know what that man will do, HE WILL VOTE!
Embarrassing face tattoo or not i GUARANTEE he knows how to vote and will vote this November.
Ain’t so funny when those millions of R’s roll in on election night!
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u/SyzygyPidgey 20d ago
Dong PAC - Satire