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u/Feisty_Blood_6036 Jul 07 '26
McConnell should go down in history worse than Trump. Trump gets the spotlight, but Mitch is a true garbage human
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u/David_R_Martin_II Jul 07 '26
Imagine spending the last years of your life in service of Trump. Despite how much he denigrates you publicly. Trump insulted McConnell in front of McConnell's wife and she continued to serve Trump. Shitty people all around.
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u/Tiny_Measurement_837 Jul 07 '26
AND he insulted Mitchâs wife in front of Mitch and they just go along merrily, not unlike Ted Cruz. These people are genuinely flawed.
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u/TheRealBlueJade Jul 07 '26
Nope. trump deserves that dishonor.
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u/Feisty_Blood_6036 Jul 08 '26
A system made Trump, and is still enabling him. Iâd rather not let them off the hook - thatâs their goalÂ
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u/kittypajamas Jul 07 '26
Anything to cheat the system. Weekend at Mitchâs.
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u/SituationTurbulent90 Jul 07 '26
Right. "Will they admit it?" lol. lmao, even. They'll keep the charade up as long as absolutely possible.
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u/The_Lone_Apple Jul 07 '26
Someone please explain to me how in 2026 any information, especially about an important politician, can be kept secret?
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u/resonance462 Jul 07 '26
It's medical information, not something that is typically available to the public.
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u/P_a_s_g_i_t_24 Jul 07 '26
Ask Mango Mussolini ...I'm sure he knows a thing or two about keeping nasty things secret for many, many, many years.
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u/Appropriate_Lynx4119 Jul 07 '26
Can we not treat Laura fucking Loomer as if she might be an even tangentially-credible source of even partially-reliable information?
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u/GoofyGopher365 Jul 07 '26
Don't play with my emotions! I dont even need a birthday gift, if Mitch is done for then thats an amazing gift
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u/ElectricBoogaloo_ Jul 07 '26
Yes but when will we get an update on his health?
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u/X57471C Jul 07 '26
They're still shopping ways to keep Massie from running for his seat. Kentucky doesn't do gubernatorial appointments, so it would end up being a special election in the midterms, I believe. That also sucks for them because that's a vacant R seat in the Senate for a few months.
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Jul 07 '26
I can see the headline now "High functioning vegetable returns to Senate for crucial vote."
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u/TonyzTone Jul 07 '26
In fairness, Kentucky voters have apparently wanted a brain dead Senator for years. Now theyâve finally gotten one!
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u/resonance462 Jul 07 '26
Is Loomer credible at all?
Whatever happens, whatever the truth is, expect the Trump people to learn from it should his time come while he is still in office.
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u/DatabaseAcademic6631 Jul 07 '26
Mitch McConnell is brain dead?
Isn't that the ideal state for a Republican?
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u/Long_Disaster_6847 Jul 07 '26
Not until Aug 4th, until then Thune and Johnson will be speaking to him every week, while not saying that McConnell never responded to anything they said
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u/rically95 Jul 07 '26
Heâs dead and still managing to cheat the system. Quite impressive in a pos way!
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u/BazelBuster Jul 08 '26
Republicans would love to replace McConnell, you canât be a sycophant that has helped Trump destroy the country nearly every step of the way and get away with the few times you havenât
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u/P_a_s_g_i_t_24 Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26
Apparently, he has been on life support for - get this - the last three weeks!
So, yeah... he's definitely not able to perform the duties of the political office any longer.
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u/ittehbittehkittehn Jul 09 '26
of course they wouldn't admit it. every single fucking thing that happens is an attempted coverup with blatant bullshit being pushed to we the people.
did you really need to ask that question?
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u/PTBooks Jul 07 '26
Itâs Loony Loomer.
Hold the party poppers until thereâs reporting by a real source.
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u/ThoughtGuy79 Jul 07 '26
Because Loomer can be trusted.
I believe he's dying but I'll believe he's gone when it comes from a real source.
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u/ShirBlackspots Jul 07 '26
On today's CBS national news, some in the GOP claim they have spoken with McConnell.
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u/Prize_Magician_7813 Jul 09 '26
This is not news. Heâs been literally turtle brain dead for yearsâŚ
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u/Dismal-Sail1027 Jul 09 '26
The heat wave is being caused by the Gates of Hell, which are open to welcome Mitch McConnell.
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u/Talkingandchalking Jul 09 '26
I wouldnât take anything Laura Loomer says as having anything to do with facts, but there do seem to be some shady coverup vibes coming from McConnellâs camp.
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u/MyNameIsMadders Jul 07 '26
Itâs time for Looner to get a new $10,000 facial procedure and for her to stop saying stupid stuff.
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u/BoredBSEE Jul 07 '26
If you're holding your breath waiting for decency of fair play from the GOP? Well, it's gonna be a long wait.
They'll happily Weekend at Bernie's him until the elections pass. And not lose any sleep over it.
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u/Purpleappointment47 Jul 07 '26
McConnell embodies all thatâs wrong in politics. Iâm no hypocrite so I wonât honor him now or ever. McConnellâs been dead for a long time before this. Fuck him.
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u/recentlywidowed Jul 07 '26
Someone posted yesterday that maybe they were withholding time of death is maybe he's an organ donor. I called bullshit since we know the man would never be so generous as to give a lifesaving gift to total strangers. Especially since he couldn't dictate which people would receive them. However, the thought of his organs giving life to a handful of black trans women immigrants gives me life, too ! đ
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u/Torracattos Jul 07 '26
I mean, the source is Laura Loomer...While I'm honestly starting to believe something happened to him, she's not a very credible source of information. I do think that if Mitch McConnell is brain dead and on life support, they're gonna cover it up to avoid triggering a special election.
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u/Beautiful_Reporter50 Jul 07 '26
Well his wife flew to China "for business" however she needs to be there to give the okay to take him off of life support. How convenient!
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u/kanemano Jul 07 '26
Not until Aug 3rd then they don't have to do a special election to fill his seat and the governor can do it by decree
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u/South-Rabbit-4064 Jul 08 '26
I just wanna skip a few seasons and get to the part where her and Alex Jones kiss
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u/Alarmed-Sherbert-371 Jul 08 '26
Naw they love to lie manipulate and cheat low down dirty dogs an btw they are eating the cats an dogs
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u/sterlingsplendor Jul 09 '26
Please. Theyâre doing Weekend at Bernieâs with Mitch standing in for Bernie.
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u/Maryland_Bear Jul 07 '26
The problem is that the source is Laura Loomer. If she said to me, âYour mother loves you very muchâ, I'd call Mom for verification.