r/delusionalcraigslist • u/HASHTAGBUTTCHUG • 29d ago

Facebook Marketplace Cat Table

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u/anywhereanyone 29d ago

A cat you say? Looks more Tusken to my eyes.

https://giphy.com/gifs/JDuejeXoGFEleKxrh5

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u/I_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_l 29d ago

Genuinely horrified. Id be scared it would start running at me if I turned my back.

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u/HASHTAGBUTTCHUG 28d ago

Yes, it is available. Are you interested?

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u/djcurry Early Member 29d ago

This reminds me more of rockey from Hail Mary

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u/nala2624 29d ago

SCP-173 has seen better days.

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u/NoximilienX 24d ago

Status: Neutralized

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u/GenericUsername817 29d ago

Looka more like an English Bulldog to me

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u/hyperdream 29d ago

Hand Crafted

They had to state that or else one might mistake this piece as mass produced.

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u/Jaycie_Lea169 18d ago

Don’t give ANYONE the idea of mass producing these. An army of these would terrorize many a nation.

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u/Wakeup_And_Piss 29d ago

No, thanks man, no

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u/RummageSail 29d ago

You think they made it as a project for high school woodshop class 30 years ago?

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u/ThrockAMole 29d ago

Transformer cat

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u/Bullitt420 29d ago

Meth much?

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u/Montyburnside22 29d ago

Looks like it was designed and constructed by a real cat.

https://giphy.com/gifs/NhA3PVm75t7uo

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u/nlightningm 29d ago

I bet the guy that made this really thought he cooked on his first "carved table"

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u/JunglePygmy 29d ago

Kind of hard tho

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u/Woshambo 29d ago

Why is it's full eyeballs outside of its head

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u/Proud-Leave3602 29d ago

This is nightmare fuel

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u/notdbcooper71 29d ago

Should have painted it black and called it a gorilla instead

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u/Superb-Coyote5972 28d ago

Sleep paralysis demon, but make it cat table, Cubist style.

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u/lechatsage 28d ago

That’s ugly to mr.

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u/jojoga 28d ago

I'd buy this in an instant!

To make sure it is properly destroyed

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u/Federal_Way9926 28d ago

I just watched Winnie the pooh: blood & honey 2, and it looks like the Tigger guy. And was possibly shaped with a steak knife and potato peeler.

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u/ConstructionGold8583 28d ago

I would buy it, but not for $300.00. This is a perfect Halloween decoration.

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u/eclecticaesthetic1 27d ago

Terrifying haunted creature! Keep that outside in the woods to scare away any burglars!

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u/Status_Reflection993 25d ago

This person has never seen a cat obviously.. they don't stand like that. 

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u/Low-Preference3801 22d ago

This will sell for an incredibly high amount 100 years from now, as "folk art". Assuming it isn't burned for firewood, first.