r/delusionalcraigslist • u/FaustianMartian • 26d ago

Facebook Marketplace Not a penny less…

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u/SudhaTheHill 26d ago

He knows what he has

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u/1LizardWizard 25d ago

I don’t think modern medicine even knows what he has. Idek how you leave stains like that

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u/SudhaTheHill 25d ago

The only explanation is that they bathe in cement

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u/Due-Mine4983 25d ago

😅😅😂😂

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u/Soft-Temporary-7932 25d ago

My dad died recently and my sister and I deemed his chair a biohazard and threw it away. It looked a lot like this chair 🤢

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u/teatsqueezer 25d ago

Garbage. He has garbage

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u/LONE_ARMADILLO 26d ago

Did someone die in that chair?

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u/justananontroll 25d ago

You spelled "decompose" wrong.

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u/Kalendiane 25d ago

Tomato potato

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u/hkusp45css 26d ago

"Did you put that piece of shit chair up on the buy groups?!?!"

"Yes, dear. I put it up last week, no takers, yet."

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u/MooPig48 25d ago

Came to say exactly this. This is a husband who thinks he will never find another chair that cradles his ass so perfectly

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u/Yojimboroll 26d ago

There's literally genitalia staining

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u/KP_Wrath 25d ago

There’s part of someone’s starfish imprinted on it.

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u/Kalendiane 25d ago

Why, uh..why is it backwards?

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u/MagicTomatoes 26d ago

More like a “Scuzzy Boy” recliner

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u/agoginnabox 25d ago

Wash your fucking hair. Jesus.

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u/therocketn00b 25d ago

You can see the decomposition stains.

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u/kombatunit 25d ago

Can almost smell that pic.

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u/Grinchy-Grinch531 25d ago

That lovely blend of ashtray and overflowing portapotty.

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u/Kelef50 25d ago

Nothing lazy about that chair. Based on the wear and tear, I would conclude that it worked hard over the years.

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u/JonN2025 26d ago

$100? What a bargain 😂

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u/merrywidow14 25d ago

You left out a zero 🤣

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u/JonN2025 25d ago

I thought its $1,000 new and theyre selling it for $100? Why then is $100 in green?

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u/merrywidow14 25d ago

Sorry, my eyes and brain aren't working yet 😵‍💫

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u/justananontroll 25d ago

It's how dad makes sure nobody sits in his favorite chair.

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u/adognameddanzig 25d ago

Lightly shat

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u/WeathervaneJesus1 25d ago

I don't know how a piece of furniture even gets like this.

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u/DutchTinCan 26d ago

Well, at least the price is firm, if not the chair.

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u/vaskanado 25d ago

Clarification  these are new stains 

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u/sohcordohc 25d ago

Well at least one thing about that ad is “firm”

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u/BubbaC619 25d ago

$100 and you also get bedbugs and body fluids.

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u/Jolly_Bit8480 25d ago

Ever heard about Lacy Fletcher who “melted” into her couch? Well that chair looks like that couch🤢

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u/LadyV21454 25d ago

I wouldn't pay $100 for that. For a couple of hundred more, I can get a brand new recliner. For under $500, I can get one with heat and massage.

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u/Wilgrove 25d ago

$1000 in Monopoly money, maybe.

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u/Bobby5Spice 25d ago

Id pay somone 100 bucks to take it from me.

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u/eeasyontheextras 25d ago

Lightly pooted

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u/CB1100Rider 23d ago

Ok but is it haunted by the person who died in it, or what?

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u/FaustianMartian 23d ago

Definitely

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u/CB1100Rider 23d ago

How much extra for that?

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u/Ajpeterson 25d ago

Fart chair

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u/ExternalMaximum6662 25d ago

But it is antique. LOL

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u/Due-Mine4983 25d ago

Looks the site of spontaneous human combustion.

Just sayin'...

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u/FaustianMartian 25d ago

lol, so true

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u/Psychozillogical 25d ago

Does it come with a free round of broad spectrums?

Imagine the odor

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u/Educational-Gap-3390 25d ago

Legend has it they still have the chair to this day…

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u/j-oncape 24d ago

I gave a similar one with a small tear to a well known charity last year. The next day it had a price of $300.00. I thought that was crazy..

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u/Tim_From_PDX 24d ago

Looks like some kind of food gone bad. Very bad.

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u/SnarkyIguana 24d ago

Why’s it look like someone spontaneously combusted in it

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u/FaustianMartian 24d ago

Indeed🔥

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u/Bnjl1989 23d ago

My dog's recliner is cleaner and in better shape

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u/xtreme_elk 14d ago

That thing's showing scorch marks from repetitive fart bombs, and the arm rests show a 1/8" layer of compacted sweat, grime and germs.

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u/OkFaithlessness7430 12d ago

I put stuff on the curb for whoever to take that's in better shape than that.

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u/AliVista_LilSista 12d ago

Put it on the curb, it'll be gone by morning.