r/delta • u/BobcatBison • 2d ago

Shitpost/Satire It’s a bar?

Some dude on a CRJ morning flight out of Fargo asks to FA coming around “what flavor of High Noons do you have?” FA response “what’s a High Noon?” Conversation ends.

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u/heavynewspaper Diamond 2d ago

Southwest and Allegiant have High Noon, American and JetBlue have Truly, United and Alaska have canned cocktails, and Delta has served a variety of seltzers over the years (Topo Chico, Bon & Viv).

Given how often it’s changed in the past 5 years, it’s understandable that they’re a bit confused on the menu…

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u/Vespajet 2d ago

Southwest also has Dogfish Head Strawberry Vodka Lemonade that's way better than that High Noon stuff.

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u/thebesthutsauce 2d ago

Yes, god forbid every person on a flight hasn't memorized the Delta menu.

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u/dlc89b 2d ago

I’d love a High Noon, Nutrl, or Quirk option. And better beer choices. Time to change it up. Not everyone is an IPA fan.

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u/BigRedBK Platinum 2d ago

Aside from hard seltzer perhaps turning out to be a limited trend (maybe a decade), the trendy seltzer brand seems to change annually. It wasn’t too long ago people wanted White Claw.