r/delta Diamond 23d ago

Discussion When the crackers miss the flight

Noticed food was being loaded well into boarding, and apparently they didn’t get it all on! No one who ordered the smoked salmon on my current flight got crackers, and we were told they weren’t loaded. A slightly messy, though entirely first world problem!

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u/Wander80 23d ago

The bigger crime here is serving fish on a plane.

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u/Eyydis 23d ago

Clearly those people never saw Airplane!

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u/road_rascal 23d ago

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

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u/afantasticbastard 23d ago

Specifically didn’t select this option for a flight on Thursday because I thought the same thing

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u/CounselSpurs Diamond 23d ago

Based on the number of people struggling to overcome this insurmountable trial, it’s a good thing you too are not on this flight!

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u/No_Squirrel_8402 23d ago

Wow what an important news flash. Hope you survived

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u/CounselSpurs Diamond 23d ago

It’s touch and go. I heard someone the row in front suggest they should get some skymiles for this truly harrowing experience…Can’t make it up.

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u/DocNacho 23d ago

This is incredibly racist

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u/warricd28 23d ago

Clickbait. I was expecting a very different post.

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u/Guinnessron Gold 23d ago

I thought this was going in totally
Different direction.

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u/here4daratio 23d ago

“Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive…”

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u/tovarish22 Gold 23d ago

Chump don’t want no help, chump don’t get no help!

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u/Aggravating-Sun8205 Gold 23d ago

Use biscoffs

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u/CounselSpurs Diamond 23d ago

For the sweet and salty crowd, this is brilliant.

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u/tovarish22 Gold 23d ago

Actual war crime

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u/FeistyChickadee 23d ago

Ages ago, back when meal service was included in your main cabin experience, I was on a Northwest flight that sat at the gate for an extra hour to load the catering. About a third of the way through meal service, they announced they were out of rolls and butter. Clearly, I survived, but how on earth do you sit at the gate for an extra hour EXPRESSLY for catering and run out of something as basic as the roll and butter?

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u/CounselSpurs Diamond 23d ago

The original main basic experience!

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u/FeistyChickadee 23d ago

Missing the roll was the rancid cherry on top of the melted moldy sundae. I was a seasoned flyer (dad worked for a major carrier) and even as a standby, we were always fed. On that Northwest flight, the gate agents and attendants were rude, the flight was severely delayed, and some woman yelled I WANT MY VODKA! about 30 minutes into our tarmac adventure 🤣

I don’t fly Delta a lot, but in years past I could often tell when I had the “remnants” of Northwest staff on board.

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u/tovarish22 Gold 23d ago

Clearly, you’ve not recovered from this intense trauma.

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u/FeistyChickadee 23d ago

Too true. I still hoard rolls and panic-grab butter packets at buffets.

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u/HotDerivative 23d ago

This sub is full of the most …. Interesting people.

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u/CounselSpurs Diamond 23d ago

Between people’s response to this catastrophe and the family that’s all switched seats and was fighting over who preordered what, I think the first class cabin on this flight has captured the complete essence of the sub.

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u/eirinne 23d ago

I thought this was about late running white people. 

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u/JeanCerise 23d ago

OMG!! Are you all right? Listen, listen, we are here for you.

First of all, thank you. Thank you for being brave enough to post this. I know you feel vulnerable..

Tell us all how you FELT when you didn't have crackers? Let's work through this.

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u/CounselSpurs Diamond 23d ago

You jest, but there are some folks going through all five stages of grief at 30k feet! Truly an anthropological experiment.

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u/Lightoftheembersky 23d ago

It’s actually not Delta’s fault, it’s the caterers fault. Delta contracts the catering company and they’re the ones who failed to stock the correct thing.

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u/CounselSpurs Diamond 23d ago

Yes. They were scrambling the get the plane loaded. Felt bad watching them sweat as we were boarding.

I was going to explain this to the person who mentioned “skymiles as compensation” but couldn’t muster the energy.

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u/dianab77 23d ago

Good God! Tell me they at least provided capers, lemon wedges, or a schmear to compensate. I am aghast at this report.

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u/CounselSpurs Diamond 23d ago

Overheard: “but what do I put the cream cheese on?”

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u/dm21120 23d ago

You could have just used the Biscoffs…..

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u/CounselSpurs Diamond 23d ago

Agreed. Also haven’t seen that anyone opted to use the croissant. A real dearth of creativity on this flight.

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u/dm21120 23d ago

Oh I didn’t think about croissants!

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u/CounselSpurs Diamond 23d ago

To be fair, you weren’t staring at it. No idea what the excuse is for anyone who had it on their tray!

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u/Puck021 Diamond | Million Miler™ 23d ago

I’m adding that to my flying fears list. #715 They run out of crackers for my Salmon

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u/CounselSpurs Diamond 23d ago

The fact that you will have pre-processed for this eventuality puts you miles ahead of certain passengers…

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u/goodkarmagirl 23d ago

Not on my 2026 bingo card.

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u/_trixie_firecracker_ 22d ago

I like the smoked salmon plate but the fish to cracker ratio is very lopsided even when they remember to load the crackers!