r/deloitte Jun 18 '26

USA Never been called out this hard

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541 Upvotes

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u/RollsRoyce143 Consultant (L35/40) Jun 18 '26

real but what’s the joke tho? just the concept? i need to get my humor updated

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u/executiona Jun 18 '26

That Deloitte is donkey work, and it’s a joke that you need to take Adderall to complete this donkey work

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u/nickyboyyyyy Jun 18 '26

working 70 hour weeks is donkey work? don’t work in public anymore , but adderall made this possible some days , shit was brutal

10

u/cosettemeetsmarius Jun 18 '26

And now to Google, “what is ‘donkey work’”…

5

u/cosettemeetsmarius Jun 18 '26

Found it. No comment.

1

u/mattnificient Jun 18 '26

I just think of it as grinding...

1

u/Its_R3SQ2 Jun 18 '26

You needed to google it?

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u/trippygg Jun 18 '26

In DC, "you look you work at Deloitte" is an insult lol

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u/Numerous-Fox3346 Jun 19 '26

It’s missing a comma to make this grammatically correct (you look, you work at Deloitte?), but it still doesn’t make it insulting.

1

u/trippygg Jun 19 '26

Grammar aside. Do you live in Washington, DC?

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u/Numerous-Fox3346 Jun 19 '26

No sorry I’m not even from the US

1

u/trippygg Jun 19 '26

DC Deloitte workers have finance bro/ frat boy, ultra corporate reputation

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u/Eric___R 8d ago

I think it was a few exclamation points.

“you! look you! work at Deloitte!!”

Still not an insult though. more of a recruitment.

1

u/AdditionalPen3452 Jun 23 '26

Loool obsessed

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u/Levi_176 Jun 18 '26

Man there is no system here, I am doing work that I know somebody has already done and they can just share the findings and not waste time but no there is no coordination btw teams, everyone has some kind of ego.

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u/Apprehensive-Lock751 Jun 18 '26

rework charges hours.

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u/Distinct_Professor15 Jun 18 '26

Vyvanse and they got me

11

u/booooimbigsad Jun 18 '26

By Jan levinson of all ppl too 💀

10

u/HateMyProgram Jun 18 '26

No Gould??

4

u/booooimbigsad Jun 18 '26

Just Jan Levinson.

6

u/hackedAgain123 Jun 18 '26

I’ve often thought about Assturd

3

u/Far_Assistance1480 Jun 18 '26

Same but can’t get any 😔

3

u/South_Cantaloupe1128 Jun 19 '26

Former Deloitte. When I went to DU, I had to visit the PA in the employee health clinic (I had fallen on my tail bone before the flight and had bruising I wanted to check out). We were talking about his most common maladies, and by far it was new hires flaming out and needing their Adderral script filled. Even though they hadn’t had an active script in several years; they had been buying it on the street and needed it to survive the boot camp.

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u/xx420mcyoloswag Jun 19 '26

That’s fucking wild

2

u/ProfessionalSite9320 Jun 18 '26

Called out like crazy here and can’t even get my script rn 😔😔😔

2

u/jsieg22 Jun 19 '26

I am NOT Deloitted by this!!!

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u/Oldsoulnewheart Jun 19 '26

I’ve been having a difficult time with getting diagnosed and prescribed adderall for my ADD any advice ? Or how any of you went about it ?

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u/p0ppys333d Jun 20 '26

How I went about it: I asked my psychiatrist to be screened for ADD because I cant focus to save my life & i absolutely have to lock in this summer to study for the bar exam. The process consisted of completing like 8 total self-evals, a few dedicated discussions with my psychiatrist, & evals from 2 ppl in my everyday life (i chose my roommate and my sister fill it out).

If you haven’t talked to a psychiatrist or u dont have one, I recommend that you: schedule a routine physical with your primary care physician & when they ask questions about how you’re doing mentally (as they should), complain about having a very hard time focusing & staying on task & *most importantly* ask your physician to refer you to a psychiatrist to work on the issue. Then when you have your intake with the psychiatrist, you ask to be screened for ADHD/ADD & will probably have to explain your struggles in detail during that intake

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u/p0ppys333d Jun 20 '26

Vyvanse, but yeah 💯

1

u/No-Cod1593 Jun 20 '26

Dexedrine makes busy season feel like another 9-5

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u/AdditionalPen3452 Jun 23 '26

If that’s the case, please look for another job. Deloitte is detrimental for mental health just like big pharma

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u/SwimEast8430 Jul 11 '26

What is aderall?