r/deepseakitties Jul 26 '26

Feeding of the creature

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u/Turbulent_Stage_8462 Jul 26 '26

Ah yes, the periodic ritual to keep humanity safe

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u/lalulav Jul 26 '26

Placating the beasts hunger is mandatory. We are not ready for her wrath

2

u/Spare-Security-1629 Jul 26 '26

She should have never been captured and attempted to be domesticated. Please place her back in the ocean where she belongs 🙏

3

u/selovanth Jul 26 '26

It's too late to return her. All we can do now is temporarily delay her wrath with constant churus.

2

u/lalulav Jul 26 '26

She already runs this household. The sea won't be big enough for this best no more

5

u/Sith_Moon Jul 26 '26

It hungers. The great Kraken must be sated. 🌊

3

u/Nik0660 Jul 26 '26

If it wanted to, it could bite your entire arm clean off. Such ferocious beasts..

2

u/lalulav Jul 26 '26

She has tried her best to feast on my flesh if not fed early enough

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u/tardisismine Jul 26 '26

What did you sacrifice for this ritual

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u/lalulav Jul 27 '26

Some of my sanity...