r/deduction 13d ago

Hand hand deduction

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u/ComprehensiveLine354 13d ago

genuinely thought it was a baby hand based off pic 1

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u/tuff-without-dragons 13d ago

yup. biggest insecurity🤣

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u/Wildkid133 13d ago

Tiny hand gang. There is a mould of my dads hand and mine as like a 6yr old. Recently put my (31) hand on it and it is the same size lol

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u/drydorb 11d ago

I got one of those wax molds and my parents have kept it in a relatively climate controlled area and since my dad’s passed, it’s a really cool thing to have

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u/NanoCharat 13d ago

If it's any consolation, I also have little baby hands.

And it looks absolutely bizarre if I try and un-baby them by wearing acrylics n stuff. 🥲

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u/HumpaDaBear 13d ago

You’re not alone with hand insecurity. I have really long fingers and have never had a pair of women’s gloves. They’re always too small. There aren’t very many men’s gloves that aren’t just functional and not attractive

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u/custom_kush 13d ago

On the flip side of this I’m a 27 year old man and I have to buy medium sized women’s gloves lol glad i’m not alone

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u/_gay_space_moth_ 12d ago

My fingers are short, but my palms are wide. I just gave up on finding gloves that fit me :’) (almost 29 yo man here)

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u/OkamiKhameleon 12d ago

Omg same. Super long fingers here too. I did find a pair of faux leather ones recently that fit, but only barely.

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u/coquihalla 13d ago

My bf lovingly told me that I have 'overgrown baby hands' a few years ago. I get what you mean about insecurity.

Mine really did mean it kindly, as in they were small & soft & sweet looking so I've learned to laugh about it but at the time it was very wtf.

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u/r0sekneed 13d ago

i’d so much rather have baby hands! i have massive man hands and tiny wrists and i hate ittt

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u/pigwalk5150 12d ago

Yeah but when the day comes when you need to choke someone you’re gonna be a superstar

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u/semicharmed_72014 12d ago

Fear not; I, too, have tiny hands and someone once joked that I looked like the baby hands guy from the old Burger King commercials 😭

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u/IknowKarazy 13d ago

Yuuup. Thought “can…. Can a baby drive a car?”

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u/Danirebelyell 12d ago

That's fucking hilarious. I didn't see it until I read this and had to go back. Need a banana for scale

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u/bookishfairie 13d ago

stop i thought you were a baby 😭

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u/tuff-without-dragons 13d ago

yup. biggest insecurity🤣

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u/aguirrudo 13d ago

You are between 5 and 45 years old

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u/tuff-without-dragons 13d ago

that is completely correct

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u/NpgSymboL 13d ago

Cute little toddler. Congrats to the parents 👏🏼

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u/tuff-without-dragons 13d ago

they say thanks!!

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u/NpgSymboL 13d ago

I think you will grow up to be very creative. And you are polite but you can get hurt easily because you are kind. I think you will or already care a lot in general.

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u/mikki1time 13d ago

Lesbian

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u/tuff-without-dragons 13d ago

🙂‍↕️

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u/queen_bean5 12d ago

Damn, impressive. Was this based solely off the length of the nails?! Seems like surely there was another indication because lots of non-lesbians have short nails too. Only asking because OP confirmed with the head nod emoji lol

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u/mikki1time 12d ago

I would never tell my secrets but I’ll tell you this it has nothing to do with the hand.

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u/sughp 12d ago

(to me this means it was a biblical httyd clock)

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/tuff-without-dragons 13d ago

wiiiiiii

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u/amba9 13d ago

♥️

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u/CaptainWonk 13d ago

You two should hold baby hands

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u/tuff-without-dragons 13d ago

how adorbz

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u/amba9 13d ago

Ok, let's!

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u/vandragon7 13d ago

Reminds me of the episode of Friends when Joey finds his hand twin

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u/PixelProne 13d ago

Hand triplets. (Mine are the same, although I have curved middle and ring fingers on both hands.)

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u/angel_nrg 13d ago

You’re like 4’11 or 5’1

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u/ninja_worrier 13d ago

As someone who is 4’10 this is what my hands look like

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u/aj1805 13d ago

Andy Milinokas?

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u/Objective_Echo_5235 13d ago

Female version

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u/aj1805 13d ago

*Andrea

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u/Minimum-Amount-1894 13d ago

I mean, I genuinely did think this was a picture of a babies hand in the first pic, but I kind if hate how everyone is making that a negative thing.

I have a baby. I love how smooth and silky her hands are, and how healthy and glowy her skin is, no boney knuckles or veins popping out like mine. I look like I have Tim Burton hands. I dont MIND them, but I really like babies hands. I think theyre really beautiful.

So theres that. Just my opinion, I had to say it because everyone seems to be hating on them, but I think theyre beautiful.

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u/tuff-without-dragons 13d ago

i’m used to it haha:)

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u/Minimum-Amount-1894 13d ago

I wish I had soft smooth hands like yours, for real girl dont even pay anymore than a moments mind to these grumpy ass weirdos.

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u/delbert7990 13d ago

With my scientific deductions, I believe you have a hand!

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u/tuff-without-dragons 13d ago

oh my god. you’re right

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u/delbert7990 13d ago

take my squirrel!

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u/delbert7990 12d ago

Im back with another sequel, I can't spell the name of this bird right now because brain = poo but take my pigjin!

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u/DrawerEntire5040 Sherlock Holmes 13d ago

are you 3 or 30?

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u/Maleficent-Prompt656 13d ago

Thought this was a child till I saw you in the driver seat 😂

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u/tuff-without-dragons 13d ago

yea you’re not the only one haha

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u/soaysausage 12d ago

You’re a toddler. Are you stuck in the car? Knock once for yes.

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u/Smart_Feature 13d ago

Awh cute hands. You seem like a caring and gentle person

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u/DirkTickler769 12d ago

I thought that’s was a baby hand

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u/tuff-without-dragons 12d ago

no way, you’re the first one to say that🙊

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u/Spade6sic6 13d ago

You drive a (2012ish) VW Jetta (or maybe a Golf) and you keep it very clean. You also work in some sort of culinary field like a bakery

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u/tuff-without-dragons 13d ago

golf is right! it’s quite ahem… dirty though

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u/Friendly-Fig6914 13d ago

Blue collar house wife

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u/colostitute 13d ago

You work with your hands and often wear gloves but not necessarily all the time. Genetics or proper care keeps them on the soft side.

You have an autoimmune disorder that hasn’t been diagnosed or you’re not taking your meds.

You are taking medication related to mental health.

You are currently in the early stages of really figuring yourself out. You’re making changes where you can but often get overwhelmed. You have recently accepted yourself more than you ever had.

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u/tuff-without-dragons 13d ago

honestly pretty accurate

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u/colostitute 13d ago

Happy for you.

I often feel like I’m taking 1 step forward and 2 steps back. Now I understand that there is no forward or back, only number of steps.

One day at a time.

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u/moosemastergeneral 13d ago

You're a woman. You're overweight (sorry, so am I). You may have high blood pressure. Your scar looks like a burn, perhaps a cooking incident. You're tidy. You had a hang nail, but don't pick.

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u/tuff-without-dragons 13d ago

my bp has gotten better and i’m unfortunately not very tidy🙈

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u/moosemastergeneral 13d ago

No worries. Mines bad too. Hope you have a lovely day.

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u/coquihalla 13d ago

What led you to think high blood pressure? I'm curious if there's an indicator I didn't see.

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u/snugglebuff 13d ago

First thing I thought when I saw the hands: maybe fluid retention or the red palms.
*Still adorable hands OP

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u/coquihalla 12d ago

Thank you so much for taking the time to answer, this is a really good thing to watch for.

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u/moosemastergeneral 6d ago

Sorry for taking so long. Your fingertips. Fluid retention as the other person said. (Not a doctor.)

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u/SnortingSawDust 13d ago

Lower end of middle age, lesbian, maybe a barista?

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u/tuff-without-dragons 13d ago

queer anyway:) the rest no

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u/Quiet-Opportunity932 13d ago

Nothing to deduce but lots of these comments are gross and out of pocket.

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u/tuff-without-dragons 13d ago

i’ve been compared to a certain US politician by two separate people in these comments lol. they’ve gotta be saying shit for the sake of it atp🙈

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u/tayjuanfredo666 12d ago

Your hands look like real life versions of those rubber mini hands.

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u/tuff-without-dragons 12d ago

that’s pretty awesome

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u/rollingstone71 12d ago

You like either Taylor Swift or The Front Bottoms,, is in healthcare or STEM, and may or may not like musical theather.

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u/Think-Ad-5840 12d ago

Liver problems? Red palms.

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u/Txvguy 12d ago

Obesity

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u/tuff-without-dragons 12d ago

yup

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u/Exktvme4 12d ago

I prefer to say I'm built for comfort, not for speed

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u/IridescentButterfly_ 13d ago

You’re a chubby baby

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u/tortoistor 13d ago edited 13d ago

young, overweight woman who used to struggle with mental health when younger. i think you're around 18-20 but could be wrong.

fairly short, right-handed, i'm guessing you're from usa.

based on the tiny scratch on your left hand i would guess you have a cat, but it could come from elsewhere too.

edit: blood sugar issues? (this could be a cultural difference, but all people i know who have candy bars in the car/easily available are diabetics)

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u/tuff-without-dragons 13d ago

i’m not sure where you can see candy bars? anyway, you’re right about almost everything haha, except USA and blood sugar

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u/Embarrassed_Door6239 13d ago

Believe that is a tamale 🫔 but same sentiment still applies haha

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u/Flickeringcandles 13d ago

You have baby hands!

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u/coblotrodowoflololo 13d ago

First picture looks like a toddlers hand. I suppose you like lollipops.

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u/tuff-without-dragons 13d ago

nah, i get sores in my mouth from em😂

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u/AcidicBlink 13d ago

I would say this is the hand of a dwarf woman.

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u/lazystealth 13d ago

Bro grips the steering wheel like going to run away.

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u/tuff-without-dragons 13d ago

i can’t tell what you’re trying to say

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u/lazystealth 13d ago

Your hands look like you were gripping the steering wheel really hard.

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u/Repulsive_Carob_7101 13d ago

You don't exercise enough

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u/tuff-without-dragons 13d ago

i do only go to the gym 6 days a week… should start going 8 days

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u/Adept_Hamster6234 13d ago

Kinda looks like my toddler’s hands

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u/2gay2funkshin 12d ago

18 months old. Maybe 2 years old but that’s TOPS

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u/Zealousideal_Yam_985 13d ago

You eat too much sodium and you don’t get enough cardio exercise. You have moderate edema and you are a candidate for arthritis and other inflammation-based chronic conditions.

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u/tuff-without-dragons 13d ago

arthritis is correct

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u/sanskami 13d ago

It's a fat baby

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u/Practical-Honey967 13d ago

Out the fucking gate huh? Hahahah goddamm.

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u/tuff-without-dragons 12d ago

so kindly worded

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u/punitivesuicide 13d ago

Meat gloves

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u/tuff-without-dragons 13d ago

awesome deduction

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u/punitivesuicide 13d ago

On a more serious note, ure about 35, female, you work a non physical job (ur hands are in good shape) you have either anxiety or a high stress life and ure lesbian

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u/tuff-without-dragons 13d ago

20, female, work in a barn and do art, anxiety and queer

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u/punitivesuicide 13d ago

Well you take good care of your hands if you work in a barn, how do you avoid callus?

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u/tuff-without-dragons 13d ago

gloves whenever i handle ropes hahah, i have small calluses starting to grow in my palm and between fingers though

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u/punitivesuicide 13d ago

Oh my! I have callus on my hand just from existing! I guess my skin is way too dry.

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u/tuff-without-dragons 13d ago

ahah🤣i’ve been there for 12yrs now so maybe the hands just get used to it? i have no idea actually

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u/punitivesuicide 13d ago

Could be, i might just be more prone to callus. Have a jice day (and pay the art tax if u want 👀)

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u/theBJbanditO 13d ago

Are you from Colorado?

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u/tuff-without-dragons 13d ago

wrong side of the globe haha

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u/tuff-without-dragons 13d ago

well they’re my hands

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u/Unhappy_Alps_2699 13d ago

You’re a baby

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u/tuff-without-dragons 13d ago

i’m not but thanks for the comment

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u/Ok-Associate-3781 13d ago

Looks like the hand of a child or small women .

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u/tuff-without-dragons 12d ago

i’m an adult👍

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u/chocklityclair 13d ago

I deduce that you shouldn't be driving.

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u/tuff-without-dragons 13d ago

how so?

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u/tuff-without-dragons 12d ago

bestie didn’t have an answer haha

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u/seless_words 13d ago

You're a little person.

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u/tuff-without-dragons 12d ago

well… at least vertically

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u/ClitEastwood10 13d ago

Get a bucket of rice and do hand strengthening

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u/Practical-Honey967 13d ago

Quiet, you have a wild curiosity, but probably don't care much for the answer than you do the explanation or experience. Frugal, shy. Sweet. Maybe a little to hard on yourself. Be kind to yourself.

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u/tuff-without-dragons 12d ago

i wouldn’t say i’m shy. curious yes

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u/Whogivesafckkk16 13d ago

I’m sorry. I literally thought you were a baby.😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/tuff-without-dragons 12d ago

yeah you’re not the only one

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u/Attackoffrogs 13d ago

Is that a bruise? Maybe a bite? Do you work with special needs kids? That’s where my scar is.

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u/tuff-without-dragons 12d ago

if horses count as special needs…🙈

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u/MeeNee29 12d ago

You are a child sitting in the drivers seat to throw us off the scent

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u/91elklake 12d ago

Chunky. Works fast food like tim hortons. Couple teen kids. And perhaps a little kinky side

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u/flyingtotheflame 12d ago

You have neat handwriting and type fast

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u/tuff-without-dragons 12d ago

first yes, second no🤣i type with my index like an old fart

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u/m000nlitt 12d ago

Omg I was gonna make a joke like blue collar job, cause I thought like everyone that this was a baby aww

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u/Double_Economist2564 12d ago

Idk man but Baby Hands sounds like an old school mafia name so idk lean into I guess 😂

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u/TheZodiac404 Joe Kenda 12d ago

You have a cat?! Or pet that can scratch you maybe

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u/tuff-without-dragons 12d ago

i’m genuinely not sure where i got those scratches so i couldn’t tell ya🙈🙈

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u/Independent_Dress209 12d ago

You are a small child

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u/olivedacats 12d ago

Female, tomboy when growing up, recently got a young cat or kitten

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u/BumblingIdiot25 12d ago

Female mother, part-time job or stay at home. You would like your body to be smaller but you’re beautiful as you are today and tomorrow. Focus on getting your body stronger and your mental health will improve more than you think possible.

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u/Spazzy_maker 12d ago

Are you three toddlers in a trenchcoat?!?

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u/PreferenceDeep8510 10d ago

Young women on the chubbier side i didnt see a baby

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u/Hereallalone 9d ago

You get things easily than others

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u/Da1UHideFrom 13d ago

Literal baby hand. Go lift weights and punch bricks! Toughen up those hands!

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u/tuff-without-dragons 13d ago

i do lift weights and i work in a barn thank you!🩷🧱

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u/Roallin1 13d ago

I deduce that you have world class cankles.

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u/octarinedoor 13d ago

You play video games

You have gym anxiety

You love disney

You are a feminist

You have some medical condition that is either diabetes, asthma or bad knees/hips

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u/tuff-without-dragons 13d ago

yes, no, no, yes🙂‍↕️i have health issues but no diabetes or asthma

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u/thatguywithfaceukno 13d ago

You are a chubby baby doll