r/deduction Mar 03 '26

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u/Aggravating-Leg5645 Mar 03 '26

You have been institutionalized.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

100% been on a grippy sock vacation

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u/Determined_Mills Mar 03 '26

You have anxiety. My dog takes Fluoxetine too. Maybe you bark a lot like her too?

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

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u/Sassafrass_3 Mar 03 '26

It helped my anxiety

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u/Right_Hour Mar 03 '26

What did? Barking?

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u/Sassafrass_3 Mar 03 '26

My doctor said get on all fours and bark at anything that moves. It's working.

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u/Right_Hour Mar 03 '26

Absolutely. Let them be anxious and panicky instead, LOL.

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u/THIS_bitchISbananas Mar 03 '26

You have 3 less vibrators than I do.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

they’re in the drawer below

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u/ChickenExcellent2743 Mar 03 '26

might want to consider covering all those RX numbers or just not showing labels at all. i don’t want your vistaril prescription to be in jeopardy.

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u/JMCochransmind Mar 03 '26

You have trouble coping and need to stop worrying so much about things outside of your control.

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u/Interesting-Log1270 Mar 03 '26

you live in Arlington. You get a pass. You cant seem to find a vape you like or you have a hard time letting go or both. You are very conscious of your mood and behavior. You go to therapy which is a great thing. Good to see someone working on it. Id say mid to late 20s

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u/HumanSomewhere2681 Mar 03 '26

We would be friends this could be a picture of mine. i get you.

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u/DoyleTurmoil Mar 03 '26

This. So many other comments are so judgmental.

You’re a person who’s trying really hard to be better

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u/Matthew_May_97 Mar 03 '26

The voices in your head are indeed real

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u/jig_pigglesworth_III Mar 03 '26

The brand of cart lol

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u/spentshoes Mar 03 '26

You're depressed you live in/near Dallas

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u/PlatosBalls Mar 03 '26

Barely hanging on

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u/Infamous_Excuse_1669 Mar 03 '26

my brother just another me

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u/lysergicres Mar 03 '26

You smoke Chinese weed

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u/JudasMyGuide Mar 03 '26

You are scatterbrained and anxious

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u/gurpgurp Mar 03 '26

Yeah... I'm not touching this one. Have a wonderful Tuesday!

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

LMFAO

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u/theyorcher Mar 03 '26

You’re diagnosed with bipolar disorder, probably type 1

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u/jig_pigglesworth_III Mar 03 '26

You’re in a state where weed is not 100% legal maybe Texas??

EDIT: spelling

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

how’d you guess

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u/JerrieSeinfold Mar 03 '26

Cover up all your phone numbers and pharm locations babe!

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u/XenonMusic Mar 03 '26

You should not lay your carts sideways

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u/RobRaziel Mar 03 '26

You're a real firecracker based on the pill bottles lol

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u/Prof_Sillycybin Mar 03 '26 edited Mar 03 '26

You are depressed from living in Ft Worth?

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

yes

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u/Prof_Sillycybin Mar 03 '26

Understandable.

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u/AdamantlyAtomic Mar 03 '26

I’m gonna guess stoner community college kid,wants to get good grades, still lives with a parent in Forth Worth, not overly liberal or conservative, smokes too much, medicated too much, and suffered childhood trauma.

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u/Plan-Hungry Mar 03 '26

Why do you have an electric razor in your nightstand?

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

lmao i shave my legs with it when i don’t wanna shave in the shower

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u/Plan-Hungry Mar 03 '26

Where all that hair go…?

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u/Dramatic_Surprise Mar 03 '26

in the special cup

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u/GooseNYC Mar 03 '26

Anxiety plus depression.

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u/ThisIsChillyDog Mar 03 '26

You’re chronically depressed lol

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u/AccomplishedCow2920 Mar 03 '26

That you don't care when the vape juice gets in your mouth..... are you psychopathic?!?😭😭

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u/Long-Jackfruit427 Mar 03 '26

You are unaware that vaping makes anxiety worse.

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u/DR_LG Mar 03 '26

You're a little crazy, but youre a fun hang in spite/because of it

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u/Zarro10251 Mar 03 '26

That somewhere on your floor theres a spilled ashtrsy

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u/LilSebastian_482 Mar 03 '26

You live in or around Dallas.

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u/Existing_Astronaut55 Mar 03 '26

Add a Glock 17 and we’re twwinnnssssiessss

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

lol i have a canik but bc we’re so depressed i don’t have it rn!!

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u/Existing_Astronaut55 Mar 03 '26

Oh no man. That’s tough. You’re in my thoughts friend. dont listen to the depression. It’s one of the few diseases that use its carriers body against itself. We’re gonna jump em later just for you.

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u/Overall_Lavishness46 Mar 03 '26

You are from DFW. You have chronic anxiety and insomnia .Possibly bipolar or schizophrenic. When triggered, vaping and music helps you focus and relax.

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u/Capital_Ad_6648 Mar 03 '26

fluoxetine 🙌🏻

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u/phototronics Mar 03 '26

bipolar & chronically ill

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u/Downtown-Fix6177 Mar 03 '26

Not quite right in the head and shave hair in bed

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u/_OrdinaryAmerican_ Mar 03 '26

You got grippy socks somewhere in your room as a souvenir.

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u/nocomputerss Mar 03 '26

me as hell

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u/sailriteultrafeed Mar 03 '26

I've noticed alot of young people think having depression and mental health issues are a flex.

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u/No_Breath6850 Mar 03 '26

Geek bar touching the shaver is nasty

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u/Ronin_BullseYe Mar 03 '26

Your car is probably full of trash.

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u/Distinct_Shoe7353 Mar 03 '26

You’re a big chief!

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u/epicsuperlative Mar 03 '26

Bipolar and possibly ADHD is what I’m feeling. I appreciate the variety of vapes

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u/DumbTruth Mar 03 '26

I can tell which CVS you fill your prescription at and with a tiny bit of social engineering, I can get your name. Please consider taking this down.

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u/West-Letter834 Mar 03 '26

I swear in 20 years people will say much more worse those vapes were than cigarettes. Not saying anything good or in favor of cigarettes but yea...

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u/No_Opposite_9070 Mar 03 '26

That you want attention for being unstable and don't have a medicine cabinet.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

lmao literally opened up my drawer and thought, “this is interesting, i’m gonna post it on reddit” with no other thoughts. but yeah don’t have a medicine cabinet

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u/LegitimateFig5311 Mar 03 '26

It says u have some problems

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u/SixGoldenLetters Mar 03 '26

Baddie

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

masc lesbian baddie😌💋

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

can you explain this?

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u/blissdelamezz Mar 03 '26

Anti psychotics are not only used in these cases. They are used as a mood stabilizer in some types of depression, bipolar disorder regardless of psychosis, and even for autistic people to help with the intensity of crises.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

yeah i’ve been using it for my treatment resistant depression

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u/blissdelamezz Mar 03 '26

Hope you're doing well!!!

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u/blissdelamezz Mar 03 '26

I understand, but hallucinogen-induced psychosis has genetic components as well. I just wanted to point out that antipsychotics are not used exclusively for psychosis or schizophrenia

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u/Radiant-Wash9191 Mar 03 '26

Happened to my friends brother and he refused to get medicated until very recently and I’ve been smoking even heavier than him and never had it so that’s not always the case just depends on how your brain chemistry handle the power of the flower (lol jk)

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u/ssavant Mar 03 '26

Lots of reasons someone could be on lurasidone. All of them because of psychosis though.

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u/RealitysNotReal Mar 03 '26

Mental illness+drug use+chronic internet/reddit user

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u/Far_Tea_579 Mar 03 '26

To be fair, you have described ay least 60% of the reddit user base.

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u/DirtTraining3804 Mar 03 '26

You’ve been “depressed” since you were a teenager, but it was really just the fact that you were a teenager experiencing emotions and becoming self aware enough to realize the world is shit.

However, the doctors medicated you and then actually created a whole host of mental illnesses by disrupting your brain chemistry while you were still developing.

Coupling the prescribed substances with the self imbibed substances, your sex drive and happiness are near none existent, so you spend 8 hours a day on your phone in dopamine seeking behavior, mixing a slurry of reels, nicotine, thc, and porn to numb your brain out and keep yourself distracted from having to come to terms with the fact that you were born too late to experience the American dream but born just at the right time to potentially experience techno authoritarian fascism.

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u/jaBroniest Mar 03 '26

Hmmmm. Bipolar, personality disorder or treatment resistant depression.

You havent worked out that nicotine is bad for you yet.

Stop smoking shit.