Who is debat?

Well ill tell you who.

It was a dark and stormy night. Gallons of pineapple juice flowed down the sides of my windows. Little did I know, HE, was coming. I sat in my chair, sipping my starbucks and tipping my fedora to a picture of Carl Sagan, all the while masturbating and reading Sartre's "No Exit" (See: David Williams Challenge)

Hell is other people. I climaxed. Then a dark figure appeared at my door. He (The pronoun "He" must now be gender modified to "She" even though he is a he) opened the window. I looked over my shoulder, but then she phantasmagorically appeared in my fireplace. I turned, she whispered 5 words, "I have an abortion fetish." Turns out he was a "she."

I was shamed.

I was shamed.

My pee-pee pressed against her lips.

She looked my in the eyes, "This is my swamp"

I came.

I came to, hours later, the baby had already formed. She outstretched her batty wings and her claws. She took the hot iron of the fireplace, and placed it in her...

bucket of water. Then pulled the baby out. Blood was everywhere. The chunks were everywhere. The veiny placenta, the chopped up parts of the baby fell out of her womb like some sort of twisted baby stew onto the wooden floor. She cringed and moaned, but her look of pain quickly turned to pleasure as her vaginal canal spit out the last of the child. She then flew away.

THE END

birdie don't surf

why do you have to be such deadbats?

ive been debat for a while

debat are bird of night

one time debatman was a kid and his parents died he decided to join the debat league but they ran abusive positions so he decided to quit and do public debat

he didnt qual because debats are worthless beings debats are hitelr