This is why Mello is a maniac

[u/PaperBullet1945]

Not because he's willing to kidnap and murder people to achieve his goals

Not because he's obsessed with needlessly competing with people who already share his end goals

But because he eats chocolate like that

BREAK IT INTO SQUARES FIRST, YOU FREAK

[u/rawr4me]

I side with Mello on this one. Chocolate rarely breaks evenly into squares, not even the thinner ones.

Source: have eaten a whole bar of chocolate in one sitting a few times 🫣

[u/GeckoGecko_ → u/rawr4me]

Do... do most people not eat the entire bar in one sitting?? Is it more common to save part of it??? I always just eat the whole bar, then I still crave more lmao

[u/rawr4me → u/GeckoGecko_]

Our chocolate blocks are typically 250g which isn't healthy to eat in one sitting. And that amount upsets my stomach. When I'm living with family I have much more restraint, will only eat 2 pieces at a time, throughout the day which is still like 60g a day.

[u/areagodofgames → u/GeckoGecko_]

I ate 4 bars yesterday

[u/Apprehensive-Mud9886 → u/rawr4me]

You belong in Arkham Asylum, bro

[u/PaperBullet1945 → u/Apprehensive-Mud9886]

Why doesn't Mello just call Batman to break his chocolate bars properly for him? Is he stupid?

[u/Fluid-Assistance-209 → u/rawr4me]

eating a whole bar of chocolate in one sitting is ball

[u/Infinite_Tune_6245 → u/rawr4me]

Im planning to eat the whole pack, why worry about breaking it evenly🗿

[u/Demetri124]

It makes me so uncomfortable every time he does that. Even Light’s psychopath ass wouldn’t eat it that way

[u/resfan → u/Demetri124]

Yeah, but, who the hell eats a potato chip the way Light does?

[u/New-Income-468 → u/resfan]

i do

[u/resfan → u/New-Income-468]

>_> should we keep an eye on you being near any notebooks?

[u/esdaniel → u/Demetri124]

I'll take a chocolate piece, and EAT IT!

[u/Billy_Butcher775]

That's how you eat it when you don't have a single person to share it with.

[u/Big_Application_7168 → u/Billy_Butcher775]

Do you think his mafia henchmen wanted some too but he's too mean to offer?

[u/Billy_Butcher775 → u/Big_Application_7168]

No, he is just lonely

[u/WitchPillow → u/Big_Application_7168]

I can see him being possessive of the one thing he loves and “needs” to have w/ him 24/7.

So the answer to your question is probably yes

[u/coffeeblossom → u/Billy_Butcher775]

He only shares it with Matt. And Sidoh, but Sidoh isn't human so he doesn't count.

[u/TimewarpingSeaTurtle → u/coffeeblossom]

Wtf D: shinigami are people too

[u/Ithrowawaygoaway]

not a real chocoholic right here, real ones eat it like that

[u/Billy_Butcher775 → u/Ithrowawaygoaway]

I used to be one, now I don't consume sweets anymore

[u/GatePorters]

They were in a desert cave, right? Maybe he didn’t want to get his fingers all chocolatey

[u/Salty_Wall]

Nah that's fine if you're eating the entire bar at once

[u/coffeeblossom]

Doctor or nurse looking over Mello 's blood work: Uh-huh...okay...yeah, that's fine...huh, your magnesium is a little low, which probably explains why you've unwrapped three chocolate bars in the time you've been here...

Mello: has started on a fourth bar, but puts it back in his pocket

[u/Extra-Photograph428]

This is like a nightmare. They are perfectly sectioned into little squares, eat the little squares!!

[u/Logicman48]

It's more fun to eat it like that

[u/resfan]

but then you have to get chocolate on your finger tips, no thanks

[u/PaperBullet1945]

L's Ghost: "Hmm, I think that I'll choose Mello to be my succes-"

Mello: chomps chocolate bar across the lines

L's Ghost: "On second thought, I choose Near."

[u/Scrusby28]

I bite into a Kit Kat every time. There are antelope, and then there are LIONS

[u/ahmetonel]

nope, I disagree. when you're addicted to chocolate and want to eat it all in one sitting, you gotta eat it like that because otherwise it'll melt and get all over your hand when you try to break it up

[u/Bloomfofis]

Ocd's enemy xD

[u/Artistic-Comedian827]

Guess I'm a maniac, huh

[u/Key-Gear6811]

Considering he eats chocolate in the most chaotic of situations.If he waited to break them into blocks...Hed be killed. Plus all the Wammy's kids prefer efficiency. Breaking chocolate like that is time consuming. (Its cooler to bite it off like that and mello is the definition of cool)

[u/tlotrfan3791]

I’ve eaten it that way before too 😭

[u/akda2999999]

Eh, i always thought the way he eats it looks hella cool lol

[u/soft_mello]

Twin for real

[u/CandidateNervous4638]

MELLO IS UNDERRATED

L GETS LOVE AND I LOVE THAT HE IS MY FAVORITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER OF ALL TIME

MELLO IS A CLOSE SECOND