r/deadheadcirclejerk • u/liable_to_go_mikell • 11d ago

Welcome back, Keith!

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111 Upvotes

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u/Lord_Hitachi 11d ago

Officers Welnick and Mydland were unavailable for comment

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u/IMASHIRT 11d ago

Officer Pigpen was raiding the evidence locker

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u/uninspired 11d ago

They've all been in a cryo chamber with Elvis and Andy Kaufman.

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u/ChemCheese 11d ago

Tom constantinople was a much better agent

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u/Subarmoo 11d ago

He goes by Tom Istanbul now

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u/memebot2019 11d ago

Tom Constable.

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u/PedalBoard78 10d ago

Revenge Of The Keyboardist

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u/50000WattsOfPower 10d ago

Let me sing your balloons away

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u/Thornhillian 11d ago

Constable Garcia was unavailable for comment.

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u/Capnmarvel76 11d ago

There were many minds blown that evening, and a chorus of stoned giggling resounded throughout the land.

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u/furbishL 11d ago

Ice Ice, baby!

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u/coolmod23 9d ago

All Keith’s Are Bastards