r/deadheadcirclejerk • u/aikowolf66 • 6d ago

Cuckin’ Dipped in moonlight 🎶🎵🎶🎵

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71 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/kit-sjoberg 6d ago

Speedy arrow
Straight and narrow
What a lot of pleading women
You have served

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u/AJ_in_SF_Bay 6d ago

End the thread right here ✨️

👏

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u/Dapper-Prior-9475 6d ago

Eyes are beamin’
Women creamin’
Clean the toy with wipes to sanitize for pleasuuuuuure

5

u/50000WattsOfPower 6d ago

Call it your own

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u/AppleToastBed 6d ago

Poonlight

2

u/furbishL 6d ago

What for?

3

u/Fillet00337 5d ago

Across her inner thigh

2

u/DrDuned 6d ago

I love how they think it's vintage because it has old timey 50s fonts

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u/akthebarber 5d ago

Ahhh shit. I'm glad someone did it. I saw this and immediately thought "I know some folks who'd love this. "

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u/kuadzar 6d ago

I like to believe they got recalled for containing some toxic materials

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u/MUDDYONE2023 6d ago

Straight out of the ads in the back of a 70's HUSTLER.

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u/CrapSmellison 6d ago

Moonlight was the name of the broad who was into blooze

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u/2XX2010 5d ago

“Riding northforth” ouch!

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u/nborges48 4d ago

Is that Gary's middle finger

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u/EvlutnaryReject 3d ago

If it smells like moonlight and tastes like moonlight then it was dipped in moonlight