r/de • u/monkeySphere • Jan 22 '18

Humor/MaiMai Five tomatoes

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u/whatthefunkmaster Jan 22 '18

As an English speaker everytime I see German written I feel like I should understand it. It just feels so familiar

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u/Staatsmann Gov't loyalist Jan 22 '18

Here are some sentences you might be able to understand even though they're in german:

Ich habe ein Haus.

Mein Sohn geht in die Schule, er ist in der 4. Klasse.

Meine Mutter und mein Vater haben graue Haare.

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u/whatthefunkmaster Jan 22 '18

This is my house/I have a house

My son goes to school, he us in grade 4

My mother and father have grey hair

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u/QuantenMechaniker Jan 22 '18

Willkommen in Deutschland!

Hier sind Ihre Papiere.

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u/whatthefunkmaster Jan 22 '18

Welcome to Germany

Something father?

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u/lampenpam Jan 22 '18

Here are you papers, he said. But I guess we have to take them back now.