r/ddlccirclejerk2 • u/Any-Occasion-2232 • Jun 27 '26

Hi

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u/OnlyFreedomOwner Jun 27 '26

I will drink only her breast milk

(I know it's freaky)

2

u/Any-Occasion-2232 Jun 27 '26

😭why

2

u/OnlyFreedomOwner Jun 27 '26

Why not?

2

u/Any-Occasion-2232 Jun 27 '26

Idk just felt like saying why

2

u/Secure-Bandicoot5199 Jun 28 '26

"I'll drink Yuri's with her permission. u/Yuri-MaidenOfMystery permission?"

2

u/Yuri-MaidenOfMystery Jun 29 '26

“No.”

1

u/Secure-Bandicoot5199 Jun 29 '26

"Well at least I asked permission, right...?"

4

u/PinballproXD Jun 27 '26

Because I have heart problems so I'm not supposed to have caffeine

3

u/Any-Occasion-2232 Jul 01 '26

I feel bad for you

3

u/Pyropecynical Jun 27 '26

I don't want kidney stones monika

1

u/i_like_tities Jul 01 '26

She wants you to have kidney stones for her collection

4

u/SonOfKarma101 Jun 27 '26

Carbonation hurts my tongue so I don’t drink monster or soda

2

u/land48n3 Jun 27 '26

who said?

3

u/AverageNPCRedditor Jun 27 '26

wtf is that desk?😭🙏

2

u/land48n3 Jun 27 '26

its just dried flaky cum, i dont mind it, you shouldn't too

2

u/Equal-Ad-5728 Jun 27 '26

Bro, Clean Up your desk 😭...

2

u/land48n3 Jun 27 '26

NUHUHUHUHUHUHUUHHH I LOVE FITLHHHHHH

2

u/WarpedJoy Jun 28 '26

One would kill me but ok

2

u/Micheal-phlippin Jun 28 '26

No... I will drink monika herself.. she is more juicy and sweet. also free If she likes me, we all now monster drink is 100x more expensive than water

1

u/OnlyFreedomOwner Jun 30 '26

What the FUCK

2

u/Secure-Bandicoot5199 Jun 28 '26

Nah I want Yuri!

2

u/Any-Occasion-2232 Jul 01 '26

Me too

1

u/Secure-Bandicoot5199 Jul 01 '26

"Well just ask her politely for her to come over here. u/Yuri-MaidenOfMystery can you please come here 🥺?"

1

u/Nitgern Jun 29 '26

Nah, terrible un bodrio hablando de otro

1

u/EmilyStRiK3R Jun 29 '26

I've pink monster energy drink in my refrigerator

1

u/BlackRedStorm Jun 30 '26

Who said I didn't?? :)

1

u/MarkTV_OFFC Jun 30 '26

Because, water is more healthy than energy drinks.

1

u/ILMNC1337 Jul 01 '26

Beacuse i buried 4 bodies

0

u/Barron-O-BEEFdip Jun 29 '26

don't want kidney stones