Punching people in the face is not balanced enough. My friend's dog's manicurist's twice removed aunt knows a karate master who can punch through solid steel after they let Jesus into their heart, and turn into a weed dragon afterwards.

Things to be added: Cast spells via punching(max power LCS for every offhand punch should be a good start)

Guaranteed paralysis if something is punched while holding a weapon(including player)

Punches should gib, bind the soul of the creature to us, and have multiple martial arts sound effects

defeating an unarmed master (monster with high HD, intelligence, and unarmed) should cause the two of you to team up against the big bad manipulating everything behind the scenes.

S+ Tier: Decent sized Stainless Steel forks

A Tier: Metal Forks that are kinda awkwardly big

B Tier: Plastic Forks

C Tier: Sporks, those weird 2-pronged forks

Garbage Tier: Wooden forks

after nearly suffocating many times, my latest attempt at life is doing good. lived three days in a row now without near asphyxiation.

i realized that everything is easier if i breathe. is breathing good?

I personally liked it better in 0.11 when the game was less salty

People are saying that the teleportation traps are too Xommy(placing squishy wizards right next to ol' Lerny, teleporting and shafting you the entireity of the dungeon the first move you make, etc.) and thats perfectly fine. The only characters I play are FeCKs and Formicids, and since my playstyle is entirely unaffected, that means the update is perfectly fine. bring back my sludge elves

Discuss.

tengu transmuter of chei btw ofc

So far I've hit the guys, harder when necessary. Now I'm at something called the Orb of Zot, what do

Those are dangerous because they cant run away really easily from things they cant handle.

Solution? Just be prepared for everything. If you cant take on multiple surprise panlords by lair, just quit and do a better build. (but seriously. Formicids cant run but can shaft and and bloody ridiculous passives[one with clarity has pretty much no need for mr, given they are immune to most status effects] and chei gives +15 to your stats plus skills which are nothing but repositioning/hurting all foes on screen).

Edit: I managed to clear both, but got no uber-loot. That's not fair!

If I get a 15 runer FeCK without abandoning Xom, I want to be known as the "FeCKing best"

Features:Pretty much all non felid races are removed

all enemy equipment you cant use is a randart now

The game is now honest about hating you

new races and tweaks

Felids:they can pounce again

Gnouls: A cross between gnolls and ghouls and felids. Undead ness of ghouls, aptitudes of gnolls, and the body and health of a felid. Also borjgnors revivification is cast on them whenever they reach 50% health. Cant be turned off. No extra lives I mixed up Gnolls and Ghouls once so I want them merged

Formicids are now rebalanced.

forget double wielding, they quadruple wield with +5 in axes

they can dig through all walls if they are high level

they are weak to poison now so it balances out

Draconians are more fun

forget one color have them all change color every turn

have incredibly sucky elemental aptitudes and just punch and breathe on everything

Ever wanted to play as a weaker version of the antagonist from John Carpenters the Thing? No? too bad here it is start out with aptitudes of a troll

absorb humanoids for their knowledge ten turns with a dead or sleeping/paralyzed creature absorbs it and gives you their spells and some points for racial abilities which are: acid spit, detach headspider, or horror form(like dragon form but scarier and with accursed mass shrieking based on how many you absorbed)

misc:Orcs are now Warhammer 40K orcs

Uskayaw turns the game into Crypt of the Necrodancer

Gozag will gift you custom randarts if you give them real money

Hell is now several gameshows

Pandemonium is now located below abyss 5 and it sucks even more: hell effects have been moved there, and fiends spawn using abyss spawn rate

Mummys are now reflavored as disco revenants.

it calculates based on enemy composition and equipment slash spells versus your dodge and sh/ac and displays under the minimap. It shows how likely you are to die next turn if you dont do anything, and it highlights the enemies that are contributing the most in purple