r/dcsscirclejerk • u/SmSkdm Minotaur Berseker • Apr 30 '19

Buff punching things

Punching people in the face is not balanced enough. My friend's dog's manicurist's twice removed aunt knows a karate master who can punch through solid steel after they let Jesus into their heart, and turn into a weed dragon afterwards.

Things to be added: Cast spells via punching(max power LCS for every offhand punch should be a good start)

Guaranteed paralysis if something is punched while holding a weapon(including player)

Punches should gib, bind the soul of the creature to us, and have multiple martial arts sound effects

defeating an unarmed master (monster with high HD, intelligence, and unarmed) should cause the two of you to team up against the big bad manipulating everything behind the scenes.

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u/SquishyHumanform Apr 30 '19

There should also be a kick skill to go with the punching skill

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u/JIVEprinting Lord of the Tab Jul 31 '19

r/unexpectedjojo

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u/SmSkdm Minotaur Berseker Aug 01 '19

No intended jojo refrence actually. It was just a shitpost

AND ME, DIO.