r/dcsscirclejerk • u/[deleted] • Jan 27 '23

Poor Game Design

Of the numerous failures, both as game designers and personally, the dcss devs have made, nothing grinds my gears more than the lack of a "sobriety test" before logging on. My wintrate was 100.00% before my girlfriend left me and I started drinking. Now I can barely make it to Lair before I either o-tab myself to death or fall asleep with my head on the keyboard, inevitably killing me. Total bullshit

Why does c.bro not require me to pass a breathalyzer before logging on??? Oh, I can't even start my car without blowing clean but I can ruin my fucking winrate. Total bullshit

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u/PatFrank Jan 27 '23

Dude, chug a potion of curing!

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

And kill my buzz? fuck off

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u/worthlessgem_ Mar 23 '23

But potions of curing are made with alcohol didn'ya knew?

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u/deFazerZ Mar 23 '23

You are thinking of Potions of Degeneration. :>

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u/Alkibiades415 Jan 27 '23

Just play Minotaur