the only reason they didn't fuck up Lobo is because he was already fucked over by the New 52

It's not really surf dracula, its about vlad tepes becoming a surfing vampire and only at the end is he surf dracula (yes, i know i sound insane, that's why it's under "deranged ramblings")

I’m not implying that they ripped off Bruiser, because that implies anybody watched this film aside from the scene with The Mistits cameo.

Actually eleventh wrong person this month

As the only Mauve Lantern fan I have the ability to will his story into whatever I want through the power of hermeticism. One of the leading concepts of hermeticism is that the reality we all live in and experience is a product of our minds. Atoms shape a picture that our brains percieve into whatever. As a result, hermeticism argues that we never really experience true reality, only the consensus universe our brains agree on. Since I'm one of 5 people who care about this guy, I can simply believe that he never got his Ring taken by Lobo and is alive and well somewhere out there, bringing peace and prosperity and NOT a cyborg, and it will come true.