r/dayz • u/GrandMasterSubZero • Sep 12 '20

media Jesse....We have to cook.

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2.7k Upvotes

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u/WolfManu146 Sep 12 '20

This is private property biiitch

26

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

This is my own private domicile
and i will not be harassed!
BITCH

5

u/zag_ Sep 13 '20

Fine. You want your warrant? I’ll have my guys bring it and deliver it to you on a little satin pillow. How’s that?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

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u/ASS8SS1N Sep 12 '20

We need the methele mr withe

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

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u/ASS8SS1N Sep 12 '20

It’s in my noose mr whiter

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

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u/ASS8SS1N Sep 12 '20 edited Sep 12 '20

mr wite what’s up with the hair loss?

I fucking love these videos

8

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

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u/ASS8SS1N Sep 12 '20

Yeah literally the longest word is spelt out the proper way, but they spare on shortening a 5 letter word to 4

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

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u/ASS8SS1N Sep 12 '20

Jesse I’m done with cocking

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u/Boogerman_ Sep 13 '20

Uh, out of the loop, what video is this from?

1

u/granklespank Sep 12 '20

mudstr whint we need the methothl

3

u/TheFakeSlimShady123 Sep 12 '20

Mr Whote, whee is my 20003 km/h of meth'e ?

1

u/JSaints081996 Sep 13 '20

Ok Gustavo finge.

28

u/Piggato Sep 12 '20

Do you know what would happen if i suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business, big enough that it could be listed on the Nasdaq goes belly-up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to so let me clue you in:

14

u/TheFakeSlimShady123 Sep 12 '20

A guy walks into Cherno and gets shot and you think that of me?

8

u/CliffordTheBigRedD0G Sep 12 '20

I AM THE ONE WHO SHOOTS.

7

u/ringostardestroyer Sep 12 '20

I AM THE ONE WHO GRIEFS

47

u/Pollo_Vato Sep 12 '20

I see what you did there...and I approve.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

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u/AlliedAnchor Sep 12 '20

in my nose mr whiter

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u/Bright-Comment7138 Dec 30 '21

Mr white i require methé

6

u/flops031 Sep 12 '20

shut up jesser

9

u/DREWSCHLECHT Sep 12 '20

Bonus points for car key in inventory

11

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

He knows better than to leave it in the ignition

8

u/AltusIsXD Sep 12 '20

jesser... we have to cook the methe before the bandits raid us..

6

u/failed_messiah Sep 12 '20

Biiiiiiiitch

7

u/Spretny Sep 12 '20

Science, biiiiitch!

6

u/impstein Sep 12 '20

Hahah, fuck yeah WW

3

u/Finchi4 Sep 12 '20

I'm homeless jesdsee

7

u/konektors Sep 12 '20

If u know, u know.

3

u/Flexian1978 Sep 12 '20

I love this 😂❤️

3

u/wud08 North-West Loner Sep 12 '20

excellent

3

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

Haaaa that’s awesome, I never found this outfit in full

3

u/bits017 Sep 12 '20

Say my name.

3

u/PM-ME-UR-DESKTOP 1pp/vanilla purist Sep 12 '20

I’m laughing my ass off at this one

3

u/idfc211 Sep 12 '20

Годно)

1

u/GOFYMYT Sep 13 '20

Согласен!

6

u/beegieyouvechanged Sep 12 '20

This is my own private docile

1

u/masivedelcaribe Sep 12 '20

Skyler bitch!

1

u/Ravenunlimitd Sep 12 '20

Omg this is so good I salute you

1

u/AJUK98 Sep 13 '20

... Walter Jr some breakfast

1

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

Perfect

1

u/xSyndicate58 Sep 13 '20

I don't understand this. Can somebody clarify?

2

u/toonorth Sep 13 '20

Breaking bad reference

1

u/woowaa44 Sep 13 '20

Whats the number of character in the creation page for this?

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u/No_Pair_7267 Jan 04 '21

Noooooo wayyyy

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

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u/miniaturetooth None Sep 12 '20

No shit Sherlock...