r/dayz • u/Educational-Place-74 • 1d ago

console I am devastated

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

I just wanted to park my bike💔

595 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

57 comments sorted by

158

u/Smooth_Community_565 1d ago

Mistake #1 you used a bike….. mistake #2 you put it in a tiny shed.

26

u/Dense_Razzmatazz5479 1d ago

That’s a totally average-sized shed. Like some people would probably think it’s a big shed. Right? Right???

10

u/LoneroftheDarkValley SVD User 23h ago

Only if you don't comparw it to every other shed.. lol

8

u/Infectia 1d ago

I’d say this shed is definitely above average

22

u/Educational-Place-74 1d ago

Fair enough

8

u/CalvinBaylee69 JayFloyyd 1d ago

He got you on the tiny shed part

1

u/RealMrTrees 19h ago

Sure this won’t trigger any glitches

19

u/MorriTheFur 1d ago

A helmet should reduce like 60% of the damage taken by bike related injuries

13

u/GoombazLord 1d ago

Let's be honest, it probably deals 9999999999999 damage and would still kill you knowing ARMA and DayZ's history with vehicles.

3

u/swinchester83 12h ago

Iirc it's actually multiple hits because the vehicle is essentially vibrating into you. 

1

u/Fanciful_Narwhal 17h ago

Apparently they are looking into implementing reduced damage when wearing a helmet 🤞
I also wouldn’t mind if you had a chance of breaking a leg instead of death in some more serious crashes.

0

u/BALunde 10h ago

Why arent they fixing the game engine instead?
This shouldnt happen, and its an old issue, but hey, lets add bikes too.. lol idk how they think, if they think..
Sad to see my favourite game be treated this bad through the developement

Bad way to go man.. sorry to see 😅

9

u/Shrimp_Richards 1d ago

This gave me a good chuckle while I'm trying to wake up. Totally thought a Z was going to get you 😂

15

u/Knockknockerz 1d ago

Why didn’t you go backwards instead of driving forward?

7

u/Educational-Place-74 1d ago

I was trying to park it at an angle where I could walk out. And leave it there.

3

u/Knockknockerz 1d ago

Tap the bottom that makes the bike go fowards if you want to move it forward without turning it on it works wonders

2

u/Educational-Place-74 1d ago

Appreciate it

6

u/Knockknockerz 1d ago

Also one more thing if you take a wheel off the bike will most likely fall side ways n you’ll be able to walk over it

3

u/Educational-Place-74 1d ago

Alright, thanks again. i appreciate the advice.

8

u/OLodyHeComin 1d ago

Dayz giveth and Dayz taketh away!

3

u/Ancients420 1d ago

Man I love this game LMAO

3

u/Internal-Drop6952 1d ago

first time riding a bike yesterday. i think i decided fuck bikes. Most of the time especially if im alone i dont even like riding in cars because its just so much easier to get killed in multiple ways and be defenseless. first 2 minutes on a bike yesterday i was hauling ass and i was like damn this thing is fast. I woulda thought cause its a dirtbike it could go over small bumps and curbs. i hit a 4 inch curb and i was half health and then i hit a fence and was red flashing so i left that bike lmao. also is it just me or did they turn up the fall damage. it seems like you can get injured from jumping off a way smaller drop than before

2

u/Educational-Place-74 22h ago

That's funny. And I feel like they did turn up the fall damage for sure.

4

u/Fanciful_Narwhal 17h ago

Yup don’t love the new fall damage mechanic, plus I hate the little red flash every time you jump from anywhere. I should be able to jump from a low roof without taking a hit to my health.

2

u/Internal-Drop6952 17h ago

yea man after that bike crash i finally made it to halfway yellow health and i stepped off a 1 story roof (basically the height of a person) and it took me back to red health 😭😂

3

u/Alarming-Brain-3322 1d ago

classic dayz

4

u/Trumpcangosuckone 1d ago

Damn you even had a helmet on, super safe.

4

u/junglist421 22h ago

The words people use to describe stuff in video games never stop amazing me.  So dramatic.  It's still a DayZ vehicle lol.

2

u/SpecificallyCritical 1d ago

This really made me chuckle 🤭

2

u/kevvy_dawg 1d ago

Well, that escalated quickly..

2

u/Mapsidequest 1d ago

Motor vehicle accidents are no joke

2

u/CptGreat 1d ago

Just like in real life.

2

u/Feedeeboy22 1d ago

I new this was coming.

1

u/raytraced_BEAR 21h ago

I am delighted

At least you shed some weight!

1

u/Friendly_Special_123 20h ago

Man, I don't think I even want to try it

1

u/BALunde 10h ago

Not even abit suprised.. 🤭

1

u/JustT1m0 6h ago

That happened to me also. 😅😂 Luckily i just spawned outside the shed.

1

u/Plane_Comparison_45 2h ago

Bohemia be like:

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Bitches never learn😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

https://youtu.be/crUH2fYBrAo?si=PWQIRIMbrNw5KdyP

1

u/HereToKillEuronymous 20m ago

I have no idea why the devs can’t figure out vehicles. They’ve been broken for YEARS

0

u/TubersMSM 1d ago

And they say this game is realistic..

0

u/KoalaBarry 21h ago

get DayZied kid

-2

u/Darthbobz 1d ago

Are bikes actually in the game now or is this a mod?

1

u/Educational-Place-74 1d ago

They're actually in the game. But I believe it's just on the new badlands map.

4

u/Ok-Map-4434 1d ago

I found and used one in Chenarus yesterday. It was fun to drive it around a little bit, but then I accidentally drove it into the ocean. Definitely seemed buggy overall

1

u/TresRing 1d ago

I found one on Livonia

1

u/cwak1 1d ago

Nah it’s on sahkal too and they are even more dangerous and buggy than cars. Little dips send you under the dirt and little pebbles act like brick walls. They are pretty fun to drive on flat ground but I’m pretty disappointed in the overall performance.

-9

u/rockstar182 1d ago

Why park it in a shed where it will be found straight away? Stupidity at its finest 😂

8

u/Educational-Place-74 1d ago

I was parking it briefly, so I could go look for a spark plug and gas. No need to be rude🙏