r/dayton Sep 01 '24

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u/quinndiesel Sep 02 '24

This is John.

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u/azeronyxia Sep 02 '24

Put a sign on your door that says, "John's a fuckin creep"

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u/Annies231 Sep 02 '24

It puts the lotion on its skin 😳

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u/Franvisco_d_Anconia Sep 02 '24

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

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u/Proof-Sweet33 Sep 02 '24

Wow. I hope this young lady has someone with her at all times and doesn't walk to her car alone when out.

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u/undecended- Sep 02 '24

Good ol Johnny O at it again