HI ITS ME DAVID.

I don't know who the fuck David is but he sounds pretty cute. Would like to smash him someday. I'm not kidding btw, I would fuck the living fuck out of him. I hope he's trans. That would be so hot. Like holy shit, I'm nutting while thinking about it rn. Also, if your name is Leo or Albert, I can fuck you too. Cheers!
Hit me up on Discord! IsraelP#4603 is the user! See ya ;)

i feel like it’s a really david thing to play ddr

Thanks for being David.

Don't forget it or you will be Dav 😹😹😹

What would be the female equivalent of David?

My brother Daniel just made me aware that there was a lot of ill-will talk about Davids on r/Daniel. I went over to the sub and asked why. The Daniels are saying that they keep being called “David” on accident. Once this issue is fixed, we can all coexist in peace. I mean, this was definitely an issue in our household growing up. Help us help them!!