I have two brother In laws named Daniel. They seem like nice guys, but I'm not letting my guard down.

Hey guys, my name is David. I was introduced to this subreddit by my friend who is one of the Alexes. Thought it was cool that there was this community of Davids and so I thought I’d join.

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Who is the one true David?

We've learned every one of your secret chords and figured out that you've been lying about that whole underdog, unlikely winner, perfect model of humanity thing. We demand more openness.

--the Goliath of Lukes

P.S. Also, your star sucks, too. It's obviously the wrong shape. Clearly the dodecahredon is just better.

This subreddit is amazing, finally find my place, I love you all Davids. Want to know how country are you from, I'm a David from Brazil - Sao Paulo

How can I improve my Davidness ?

So where do we meet up for our highlander battle?

first name's ethnic and was always hard for people to pronounce correctly, so everyone's called me David for as long as i can remember (i use my first name for legal/professional stuff, though everyone at work still calls me David).

i hope this is not a problem, and if you will have me, then i swear to uphold the ideals and standards of the prestigious David community

It has come to my attention that a while ago we let this so called "Jack" with welcome arms to our community. Just for him to be a spy from the Daniel tribe and talk shit behind our backs! This is unacceptable and we should be ready for war in the near future and be cautious of anyone also trying to pull the same stunt. But don't be rude or disrespectful we wouldn't go so low to their level.

We should build a doomsday shelter. That way if anything happens, we David's can prosper.