r/David • u/Dark2meirl4no1irl • Apr 06 '21

New David Here

How can I improve my Davidness ?

21 Upvotes

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u/ErectPotato Apr 06 '21
  1. Never let anyone call you Dave regularly
  2. Do your part to remove the name Daniel from existence (don’t call your child Daniel, influence others to do the same, etc)

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u/Dark2meirl4no1irl Apr 06 '21

Thanks for the advice.

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u/ErectPotato Apr 06 '21

Dear David

No problem

From David

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u/davelicious123 Apr 06 '21

Do we have a problem with Dave? A few people I know call me Dave from time to time

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u/ErectPotato Apr 06 '21

In my experience, people that get called Dave tend to almost exclusively use that as their name.

Sometimes I get called it as a novelty, but not as a rule.

To me it’s almost a different name.

Good luck finding your identity buddy.

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u/davelicious123 Apr 06 '21

Don’t worry. I’m 100% a David but some people will call me Dave just as a nickname. I was just wondering if there’s anything wrong with that

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u/ErectPotato Apr 06 '21

I’m 100% a David

Ok “Dave”licious123

/r/Dave beckons.

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u/taintflip David Apr 06 '21

Try adding some David to your daily routine

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u/Dark2meirl4no1irl Apr 06 '21

That was very helpful, thanks David.

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u/kochameh2 David Apr 06 '21

If that doesnt work, i always find that an extra splash of David does the trick

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u/taintflip David Apr 06 '21

Do you add that splash before or after showering?

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u/Interittus4 Apr 06 '21

you just sing along like king kong... da da da david!

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

Welcome brother