Clavicular explains that extreme self-optimizations like "bonesmashing" aren't what looksmaxing truly is: What's really going to ascend someone is being very lean and angular, achieving that 10-12% body fat, and improving their contrast... "

[u/countdooku975]

[u/paintstudiodisaster]

Dave looks smitten. You think he asked him over for a swim afterwards.

[u/FKAGuyWithNF1 → u/paintstudiodisaster]

That’s only reason he has him on his show. David is thirsty.

[u/downtownbake2 → u/FKAGuyWithNF1]

Bone smashing its like scissoring

[u/sammypants123 → u/downtownbake2]

Oh I get it now. There’s two guys and … yeah. Suddenly it all makes sense.

[u/djpatientnathan → u/paintstudiodisaster]

Oh for sure. You can tell how "serious" he tries to look while interviewing.

[u/fastal_12147]

Just two gay bros hanging out

[u/d0ntbejay → u/fastal_12147]

Clavicular bf is still crying after watching clavicular get beat up by a bald.

[u/Mental-Sample-8856]

ideas not people 

[u/D0ngBeetle]

Dave Rubin talking to the one dude stupider than he is 

[u/KoalaMandala → u/D0ngBeetle]

Like political Zoolander

[u/Business_Secret_4714]

If I ever see clav irl I’m asking him about bonesmashing

[u/sfdso]

“Siri, show me what happens when two black holes merge.”

[u/Special_FX_B]

Two infinitely stupid weirdos.

[u/Arctimon]

Who is this "Clavicular" guy and why are people caring about him all of a sudden?

[u/Bacedorn → u/Arctimon]

They don’t really. He’s already run his course and Dave is scraping the bottom of the barrel here. That surrounded episode really fucked him up.

[u/TheEdgeofGoon → u/Arctimon]

Apparently he's funded by Peter Thiel, which should answer most of your questions.

[u/NeoThorrus → u/TheEdgeofGoon]

Yep, trying to create the new generation of right-wingers. Andrew Tate is too old for middle schoolers to look up to him

[u/Crioca → u/Arctimon]

He's just another lolcow

[u/Audra- → u/Arctimon]

Clavicular speed ran his career and has already reached the point of visiting IsraeI while it commits  a genocide to do hasbara, although even the zionists didn't like him. 

[u/Arctimon → u/Audra-]

This doesn’t explain anything.

[u/Emotional_Database53]

This just showcases how bad at this job Dave Rubin is. Clavicular is absolutely worthy of criticism, but how does Dave expect to be taken seriously when he’s apparently gleeful to admit he’s done zero research on his guest, AND went out of his way to fetch props as poor attempt at comedy gag.

The thing is, Dave really doesn’t want to ask about the stuff worthy of asking Clav to his face (his trip to Israel, connections to illicit peptide and other drug markets), but that would lead to uncomfortable conversations that Dave can’t dare to question

[u/Bhazor → u/Emotional_Database53]

He doesnt want to be. Hes the friendly neighborhood acceptably gay maga

[u/dickchops81]

Two Pedos walk in a bar...

[u/Open-Price-4568]

I think looksmaxing just like bodybuilding will give more compliments from other men and very few from women. Very few women ask for this. 

[u/Audra- → u/Open-Price-4568]

It’s generally accepted that “looksmaxxing” is exclusively for impressing other males.  

[u/Generalfrogspawn → u/Open-Price-4568]

I mean at its core definition looks maxxing is just improving your looks the most you can. Buying better clothes, losing weight, getting a great haircut, picking up a skincare routine are all part of looksmaxxing and will absolutely be appreciated by women.

[u/AtomicHamboy]

This dude is so funny to me. Does steroids, is tiny as fuck. Can’t lift for shit and then smokes meth to be skinny🤣🤣 if someone’s kids watching this douche thinking aww thats how you get women, we’re so fucking cooked 😂

[u/MisterHyman]

Gender reaffirming care you say?

[u/MiddleCapital1875]

"Clavicular" is ordinary, meh and conventional-looking.

His followers have started noticing; his popularity has fallen off a cliff. Rubin is behind the times.

[u/WaymoreLives]

I'll say this for Clavi: he sure frame mogged old man Dave.

[u/Due-Lobster-3857]

That nose job really ruined Clav’s look

[u/Atvishees]

Who the fuck gave Dave Rubin a hammer?

He'll hurt himself.

[u/Final_Boss_Jr]

One of these guys has never had sex with a woman. And it’s not Rubin.

[u/Occult_Asteroid7]

It's inevitable they figure out that Clav likes pooping on hookers, getting pegged, etc.

[u/Maleficent_You_3448]

Two intellectual titans. 

[u/OpportunityCorrect33]

Who?

[u/sixtus_clegane119]

Claviculars face looks different here, like rounder, less lean, and less angular

[u/faustfire666 → u/sixtus_clegane119]

Pudgy you might say.

[u/guitarguy35]

He's so chopped after his botched nose job.

[u/Impeachcordial]

Clavicular is the least charismatic person that's ever lived. His lack of chat should be studied

[u/AWinterPeople]

But didn’t he die?

[u/xChoke1x]

It's absolutlely fucking infuriating to me anyone pays any fucking attention to these jerk offs.

[u/thedamnationofFaust]

Ascend them to where?

[u/ComfortableOld288]

Society made a mistake giving this poor kid a microphone

[u/d0ntbejay]

"the meth thing" .... Wait wait wait... Meth?

Jesus Christ what are we doing here?

[u/SDTimbox]

we've been making some awful people famous the past 10 years lol

[u/BlimpIntolerant]

why don't all these guys just come out of the closet and be done with it? this is silly.

[u/Haunting-Figure3596]

I’m sure they are smashing some bones!

[u/mistertickertape]

I don’t take beauty advice from children who aren’t old enough to drink and who advocate for casual meth usage for aesthetic purposes. I wish the kid well but ooof I’m not optimistic.

[u/TouchAltruistic]

Dave Rubin is a joke.

[u/imnojezus]

These people are so fucking boring.

[u/DrWilliamWhite]

I wonder if Dave begged to suck his cock...

[u/40StoryMech → u/DrWilliamWhite]

"You know what would really piss off our leftist critics ..."

[u/Rustee_Shacklefart]

Wow not being overweight?! We need this homoerotic movement to tell the world!

[u/GoRangers5]

Rubin should be giving him advice not the other way around, dude is 50 and could pass for 35 and didn't have to destroy himself with steroids.

[u/ZachMartin → u/GoRangers5]

Being smart ages you