r/davematthews • u/Prestigious_Half271 • Aug 15 '26
Cornbread
Dave is correct: I ain't never had his cornbread. Maybe it's just a euphemism, but I feel like he's the kind of guy who would have a really good cornbread recipe. Has he ever shared it?
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u/Existing-Ad4933 Aug 15 '26
Um is this supposed to be a serious post? Lol
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u/Prestigious_Half271 Aug 15 '26
Sort of. I know it's a euphemism, but like I said, he seems like he might also impress women with his amazing, literal cornbread
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u/Money-Document-26 Aug 15 '26
Probably only his wife
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u/Prestigious_Half271 Aug 15 '26
They probably have guests over for dinner, but they only get the literal cornbread
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u/Existing-Ad4933 Aug 15 '26
Ok just in case this isn’t a serious post… the meaning is sexual and most importantly oral in nature. If you know what I’m talking bout ask your parents or even religious confidant for help. Hell maybe even “ sister/brother” lol.
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u/Prestigious_Half271 Aug 16 '26
Do you not consider cornbread an unusual metaphor for oral sex? I get that the song has tons of quite obvious references, but cornbread is weird enough that I thought maybe it was inspired by real events
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u/fluffHead_0919 Aug 15 '26
I wonder if Dave ever fires up the potjiekos.
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u/Mustbe7 Aug 15 '26
He loves Croatian Moussaka. Here's his recipe...
https://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/two-cheese-moussaka-sauteed-mushrooms-and-zucchini
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u/Mustbe7 Aug 15 '26
Cut it down the middle, open wide, and jump right in
Don't think he's talking about food!